@theartofmadeline
Love Begins
#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Kaledo Art
$LAYYYTER
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Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Not today Justin
cherry valley forever
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Product Placement
we're not kids anymore.
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@nattheratknowsjackshitaboutthat
Ask anyone I know and they’ll tell you that it’s clear I’m a fire elemental- if not an arsonist- however my whole live I’ve felt a calling to the sea (like moana). I’m like a burning ship destined to destruction but not before reaching the edges of Valhalla.
If you wanna be the top, find that’s cool. But fucking act like it.
FINALLY…
I have every single dragon ball.. it’s time.. all I need to do is wish him back to life
Hey Mikey what’s going on in here?
Was bored of being dead so I decided to come back
What do you fucking mean you were bored of being dead??? You can’t just come back to life?
Well I uh… did lol
I can’t believe this. I can’t fucking believe this. James I scoured this world and the next for all these fucking dragon balls that you SAID I could use to bring you back and you just “decide to come back”???? I’m hurt.
I’m sorry mike! I just wanted to come back in time for pride month… and we can still use the dragon balls, you know ;)
For what??? For fucking what, Sully???
Well they. Kinda look like water globes??
Yeah I guess they do. Well if you’re back to life I guess I can go back to work now
Oh! Haha about that we can’t
Why not???
Well! You’re not gonna believe this but coincidentally on the way home from purgatory I burnt it down!
Why the fuck did you do that????? Was anyone inside of it???
Oh no everyone was safe and outside of it but I was really bored and mad so. Decided to commit arson, yanno??
Why were you mad, sulley wulley??
I was tired of my name being pronounced “Sully” when it’s clearly pronounced “Sulley”
Oh.. my poor baby.. well, at least everything is okay now.. and you’re back in time for pride month! So let’s go home and celebrate.. I’ll let our child know you’re home
Oh yeah about that! I accidentally broke open a door to an orphanage and now there’s a lot of human children here that needs home and I kinda want at least one
I don’t know.. isn’t one child good for now???
damn ok do you have one picked out yet???
Yes found a very nice one with lots of purple *holds up @leela-officialverse*
Please put me down sir I am not a child
Fuck ok!!!!! *puts her down* do you know of any human children that need homes????
Oh like orphans? Yeah I probably know some back home.. but you can take this little dude, he keeps following me around and biting my ankles and calling me his mother. I’m not ready for that commitment though so you might like him *hands him @official-milhouse*
*picks him up* yes I like this one… he has lots of teeth and a nose that’s good for booping… new son what should you be named
*he growls and bites mike’s arm*
YAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Heheh this one is very cute. I like him
HE’S FUCKING FERAL PUT HIM BACK
Awhh but mike he is so cute :( he is our son.. now what is your name again
*still growling* it’s milhouse
Cool.. let’s go home Millie.. I like your hat
I like yours too, new dad
Would you like me better if I put on a funny hat too
damn ok
Actually you remind me of my mom so I guess I like you
Well uh she had an eye and another one too, I think. She also had teeth and I think you have those
That’s so sweet.. we love you, son
Holy shit.. I sometimes love me too? We have so much in common.. *starts crying*
It’s ok milliamhouse .. let’s go home
Hey Mikey I wanna ask when did you and Sulley fall in love?
Oh! That’s a very good question. Well I realized I liked Sulley after dating Celia for a year. She was really sweet and I’m still good friends with her but we just didn’t work out after a while. She realized she liked one of her coworkers and things got awkward so we broke it off.. and I was a little heartbroken despite knowing it was coming, but Sull was there for me through the whole thing, and it made me realize that all I could ever want in a partner was in my best friend..
What about you, @official-james-sullivan ? When did you realize you liked me?
Oh that’s easy. I started liking you in our freshman year of college!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE LIKED ME SINCE COLLEGE?? Why didn’t you tell me sooner?????
SOME of us are SHY Michael
But Sull that was still a long time to wait ? You know you could have told me anything...
I . Know
but I heard a Taylor Swift song that was like “Drew looks at me I fake a smile so he won't see that I want and I'm needing everything that we should be I bet she's beautiful, that girl he talks about and she's got everything that I have to live without drew talks to me I laugh 'cause it's so damn funny that I can't even see anyone when he's with me he says he's so in love, he's finally got it right i wonder if he knows he's all I think about at night he’s the reason for the teardrops on my guitar the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star he's the song in the car I keep singing don’t know why I do drew walks by me can he tell that I can't breathe and there he goes, so perfectly the kind of flawless I wish I could be she better hold him tight give him all her love look in those beautiful eyes and know she's lucky 'cause he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar the only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star he's the song in the car I keep singing don't know why I do so I drive home alone as I turn out the light I'll put his picture down and maybe get some sleep tonight cause he's the reason for the teardrops on my guitar the only one who's got enough of me to break my heart he's the song in the car I keep singing don't know why I do he's the time taken up but there's never enough and he's all that I need to fall into drew looks at me i fake a smile so he won't see” and I don’t the name of it but I really felt that about you so I couldn’t tell you :(( you were my drew
Sulley how could you not know the name of the hit song “Teardrops on my Guitar” by Taylor Swift (2007)?
I know Mikey I’m sorry I should read up on my Taylor Swift lore..
(Sighs) it’s ok I still love you
real wholesome fallout hours 💕
I Am Fucking Goblin And I Am Going To Cause Chaos
Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you
Hi
Pirate flag emoji. That is all🏴☠️
Why do I need Jesus?
Because I need a future that is not determined by my failures.
Because I need someone to love me past my failures
Because in this fallen world there are enough voices that tell me I’m not enough.
Because I need a Father who takes me back over and over again
Because my brokenness needs an everlasting and unmoving love. A faithfulness that is always faithful.
Because I need true grace that loves through me to Jesus
Because we are created to worship and we need to worship the right God, the only true God
Because only He is worthy
Because He deserves everything I can muster up. He deserves all the glory.
Because He is Jesus.
*raises hands and starts crying in hillsong*
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david bowie in Labyrinth
reblog if you agree
Me to other innocent people wanting to share my (probably unhealthy) Dark Crystal obsession and drag them into the fandom:
Me: " Behold "
Them: " WAIT WH- "
Halloween we glorify our souls and our bones but what about our poor flesh bags and meat sacks?
Make a skin- sona and show your flesh some love!
When you think about it we’re all ghosts and skeletons- those parts of us just tend to stick around longer.
ITS SEPTEMBER. SUMMER IS ONLY A MEMORY. LESS THAN 60 DAYS UNTIL BONE CHRISMAS.
Do you know what this means!????!!?!
THUS BEGINS THE SKELETON WAR,MY KIN.
RISE MY SOLDIERS! RISE !
SPOOP IS IN THE AIR!
(To ̶c̶̶u̶̶r̶̶s̶̶e̶ bless your acc with spoops, give this spoopy post a good ol share )
