i ain't about that no-regrets life

hi; i'm zea, and i have strong opinions. pronouns she/hers. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ eternally poly-fandom, but my forever-series are; star wars, realm of the elderlings, kingdom hearts, the raven cycle, and the edge chronicles. (list subject to change without notice.)

[naturallycuriousaboutscience]

It’s 8/13 and you’re rude enough to not be here.

Which makes me wonder.

Who else will I have ice cream with?

definitely not anyone who's been magically wiped from ur memory

[ironinkpen]

so since alteans can shapeshift does that mean baby coran saw a mustache and thought "i gotta get me one of those", then shape shifted himself one until he could actually grow one??

………oh my god

[ohillleavewithyourheadsire]

TWO ASEXUALS SITTING IN A TREE

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

[oniongentleman]

Please call the fire department. We are stuck.

[naturallycuriousaboutscience]

the day i discovered “/chrono” was a Thing i could do was a dark day for my future productivity

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[orgasmic-mermaid]

*holds up plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN

[gorthu]

adhd gothic

you are holding a thing. its in your hands. you look away for five seconds. you are no longer holding the thing and you cannot find it anywhere. you did not move from your spot. you do not know how this happened

you are scrolling down a website. you see something nice and you decide to read more about it. you scroll up to look into it. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it. you forgot the first thing you were going to search. you scroll down in hope to remember. you see something nice. you decide you want to read more about it.

there is a tear in one of your favourite outfits. you decide you can fix it. you grab the sewing supplies and put them down while you research how to do it. an hour passes. you wonder why there are sewing supplies by your bed.

where are your glasses? 

there are three cups on your bedside table. you venture into the kitchen. you decide you want some water. you bring it back to your room. there are four cups on your bedside table.

youve had a towel around your shoulders for the past three hours. you are going to shower.

you’re watching a movie. you pick up your phone to have something to do while you watch the movie. you pause the movie. two days pass. you still havent finished the movie.

repeat to yourself so you wont forget, you think. repeat repeat repeat repeat. you no longer remember anything else but it. you look to the side. blue is a nice colour. what were you thinking about?

your leg wont stop shaking. it has a life of its own. you are not in control.

[confusedtree-deactivated2013092]

Happy Canada Day

[thegreatestdragon]

is it wrong that every time I see a quote credited to Cassandra Clare I quietly whisper “are you sure?” 

[naturallycuriousaboutscience]

Academic text writer, cracking open Thesaurus: ha ha ha, try and get through THIS unreadable pile of boiling hot nonsense, fuckers

[naturallycuriousaboutscience]

Marvel: We can't make Steve Rogers interested in men because he's the symbol for America and all its values, it'd upset too many people

Also Marvel: Hey sup guys guess who's actually a Nazi

[whatdiscworldtaughtme]

Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love and a Hard- Boiled Egg!

[anarchapella]

My political views are so far left I’ve exited pursued by a bear

[anarchapella]

I can’t believe this theatre pun post was so relatable

[sephirandevotee]

I’m not asexual; I’m ayysexual, which is the same as being asexual but with a lot more meme

[getofftheinternerd]

[cassnovawrites]

Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind (2016)

[nexya]

if you told me a while ago that trump would use the illusive man, leader of fictional organisation cerberus and antagonist in the award-winning video game franchise Mass Effect©, in his presidential campaign where EA would then threaten to sue Donald Trump i wouldnt even look up from romancing garrus bc i would just assume its BS and yet here we are

[lipsie]

http://www.avclub.com/article/donald-trump-tweets-amateur-campaign-ad-narrated-p-234794

Here is link because I, too, thought this was unreal.

[kexatnobody]

@origo-tentaculum @rainbowskytwo

I’m crying laughing at this.  I just.  I can’t believe it.

[1stofficerspock]

Tomorrow is First Contact Day

Be sure to shake hands with an alien. 

[bluespock-blog]

DO NOT SHAKE HANDS WITH THE VULCANS

[spockshair]

(  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) DO SHAKE HANDS WITH VULCANS

[naturallycuriousaboutscience]

oh my god, ace ppl are not somehow ~*~ magically exempt~*~ from discrimination and you need to shut up and sit down, round 1001, etc.