A Mess™

Whatever random bullshit catches my attention

[kitkaloid]

whats the problem i don’t know well maybe i’m in LOVE! 💖💞 – (twitter) – (insta)

[owlgams]

Oh my god i was just thinking I’ve never seen sincere shrek fanart and this showed up and its honestly lovely !!!

[bahtmun-deactivated20240623]

Professor Rubeus Hagrid (b. 6 December 1928)

[angry-dragon-lady]

Magnus: When I said 'bring me something back from the beach', I meant a conch shell.

Alec, struggling to hold a seagull: Next time, say THAT!

[hazardgirl-deactivated20190710]

[dracedomino]

Two things!

The entirety of She-Ra and He-Man are 100% this batshit crazy. They were done on a shoestring budget but fuck’s alive did the studio have fun with them, and they ooze creativity. These days they’re campy and hilarious even when they don’t intend to be, and I HIGHLY recommend checking them out. They’re a pair of shows that will surprise you every other minute and fully encompass the wild creativity of childhood.

Follow-Up: The new She-Ra also sounds great, haters can keep their hate-hole closed. I refuse to accept the “this is ruining my childhood” argument from dorks that weren’t even born until fifteen years after She-Ra and He-Man left the fucking airwaves. If you hate the new She-Ra because she’s not designed for a straight male audience, I got fucking news for ya:

The goddamn original wasn’t, either.

[humansnorlax]

Same energy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bunjywunjy]

absolutely killed both my presentations and hopefully it will be a while before I have to do public speaking again!

[viral-inflection]

that doesn’t sound like a good thing.

[bunjywunjy]

it was great because I got to use the phrase “an Absurdist Ouroboros: thus the serpent swallows its own tail” to describe the phenomenon of Dril tweet infant onesies

[escaliburn]

If I get hit by a strong enough gust of wind I ragdoll like a Skyrim character

[thesquarerootofbi]

[trasemc]

The American artist Mike Stilkey was summoned by a bookstore in Seoul to design large-scale mosaics created with books.

[purpleandpinkhouses]

@go-west-allen @sweet-child-of-the-paradise-city

[thebibliosphere]

I just like the use of the word “summoned”. Like dude wasn’t just hired, nah, they had to perform a whole ritual to get him there to do art.

Kevin from the marketing division got sacrificed.

Which looking at that artwork, worth it tbh.

[lovingrot]

???????????????

[thingsfromthedirt]

this is how bad it is

[beowvlf]

When your friends about to roast somebody and you have receipts 

[setheverman]

video game christmas music

[bert-dangle-deactivated20230925]

This man is a national treasure. Protect him at all cost.

[peppermintquartz]

if Peggy Carter had received the super soldier serum she’d have come out looking exactly the way she went in

[lesbiansassemble]

everything about this is bde

[curseworm]

fourth dimensional girlfriend has curves i cant see or comprehend but i take it on faith that theyre hot as hell

[bob-belcher]

[introfiant]

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

[captaincrusher]

[ekjohnston]

This is the show that just keeps on giving. I’m so glad we’re getting a season four.