why do I do this to myself

im rewatching spn, because i hate leaving things unfinished and the series is finally coming to an end. this blog is where i will post my thoughts and general rants about the show bc my friends don't deserve the wrath this show brings out in me.

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I honestly hope no one ever follows this blog and I can just scream into the void in peace about all my grievances with a show that should have ended a decade ago

That being said this blog is still gonna be organized as FUCK because i cannot roll any differently

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They really made Destiel canon before GA, NV, AZ, PA, NC, and AK finished counting their ballots huh

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S3 E13: Ghostfacers!

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GHOST! GHOSTFACERS! WE FACE THE GHOSTS WHEN OTHERS WILL NOT!

God I love these idiots

Ah there's the writer's strike callout that @marvel-and-moor told me about lmao

"Horrible horrors" jsjajajsjsj

I do love that Sam and Dean got put into the intro montage

THE FAKE SLOW-MO IM CACKLING

More unashamed racism during Spruce's intro, because we expect nothing less from the show at this point

Corbett just say you like geeky bears and move on

JFHHDDJHD THE GARAGE DOOR

So the boys really just drive around a haunted house that the cops apparently know people break into absolutely BLASTING music at top volume huh

"Not cops, just hicks" sjskdjkwkdndj what the fuck do you think hicks are what sort of definition are you going off of here

I love Corbett in full camo that's hilarious he really is doing THE most

Spruce said like a minute ago that hes mostly Jewish and then he makes a Hitler joke?????????? I'm not Jewish myself so I can't comment on if that's realistic or not but it seems really weird

I hate to say it but I really do believe that Ryan Bergara would get along famously with the Ghostfacers (Shane, on the other hand, would just be doing his best to fuck with Harry as much as possible, likely with Spruce's help)

Is Harry's EMF meter also made of a busted walkman? It's about the right size lmao

"Rats are like the rats of the world" sheer poetry

"Let's see some identification" sjdjsksjhs SAM

This episode really does prove that Sam and Dean swear exactly as much as you would expect them to. LET THE WINCHESTERS SAY FUCK!

"chisel chest" djkslakdjdn

The Ghostfacers have 0.5 of a braincell and it belongs exclusively to Spruce bc he's the only one paying attention to Sam and Dean

Corbett really is a "head empty, heart full" kind of twink huh

I do like this episode for the comedic value but damn SPN just cannot let go of "bury your gays" huh

"You got two months left" okay so it's been 8 months since Sam was shivved. Can we PLEASE show the passage of time on this show a little better!!!!!

"Does looking at this nightmare through that camera make you feel better or something?" "Um, well, I, um, yeah, I think so." "...oh." Jdjsjsks

STOP! SPLITTING! UP!!!!! MAGGIE COME ON YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST RATIONAL ONE AFTER SPRUCE!!!!!!!

It's always Sammy -shakes head sadly-

Aaaand now we see Dean's "im gonna MURDER" face

I don't need this weird C Plot of Maggie/Harry actually can we not

Dean is thisclose to just shooting Harry and Ed i think lmao

So the Ghostfacers really were planning to try and televise a brutal murder huh

Jdhdhdhdghs the party hat I cant get over Sam, bleeding and furious, but wearing a party hat

"Inside your duffel bag?????" I told you Spruce has the braincell

Ed is a misogynistic asshole but like we been knew

"I'm not gonna whine about my fucking problems to some fucking reality show. I'm gonna do my fucking job." This is what Dean is SUPPOSED to sound like and i thank this episode for giving us a glimpse of it

"Wow, you're strong" "-flips bird-" you know I almost had this exact same exchange a couple days ago, but i was at work and didn't wanna get fired

"How do you know this?" "'cause he told me." "Oh." Gotta love a mologuing ghost

"Aw hell guys, get in your ghost-role thing, something's coming." He sounds so bored jsjsjsnsnsn

"YOU GOTTA GO BE GAY FOR THAT POOR DEAD INTERN" Iconique

Why is Ed asking Corbett to help? I thought they were just trying to put hin to rest?

GHOST FIGHT GHOST FIGHT

Can we get Sam a moist towelette for his face pls

I like to think the paper Sam and Dean handed Ed wasn't a phone number, it just said "fuck off and stop looking for ghosts you absolute ASSHOLE"

"GAY LOVE CAN PIERCE THROUGH THE VEIL OF DEATH AND SAVE THE DAY" i👏con👏ic👏

"Its bizarre how y'all are able to uh, to honor Corbett's memory while grossly exploiting the manner of his death, well done." Not only is this hilarious just bc it's true, but also Sam saying y'all sounds so weird for some reason

"Ghostfacers!" final thoughts: while this episode has its fair share of issues (outlined above), I do enjoy it. It's so different from all the other episodes, and it is genuinely funny. Plus, I'm one of those people who watches "ghost hunting shows" for shits and giggles, so this is right up my alley lmao.

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S3 E12: Jus in Bello

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Apparently "jus in bello" means "the law in waging war" .......yikes

Oh Monument, CO! Finally using a real place in Colorado, third times the charm I guess

I know I say this every time but I LOVE Bela

Oooooh shit Henrickson!!!!!! Nice

Henrickson has fed privilege as evidenced by being pissed that the local cops total six (6) people and one (1) assistant. Monument probably has a few more than that IRL but uh yeah not far off I'd imagine

"Think Hannibal Lector and his half-wit little brother" I can picture Sam's bitchface if he heard that one lmao

"We're not the ones you should be scared of, Nancy." Yeah that's not something non-threatening people say, Dean

NDHSJDJSHSHD I PAUSED ON THE CLOSE-UP OF THEIR WANTED POSTERS AND ONE OF DEAN'S LISTED ALIASES IS "DONALD STRUMP"

Oh wait shit i think this is the episode where Henrickson dies oh no

Okay unless that chopper was coming from Colorado Springs, a hell of a lot more time passed than what they implied. Also, they're taking a chopper from Monument all the way to Nevada? They're really planning on doing a fuel stop with two prisoners on board that have already proven to be incredibly good at escaping impossible situations???? Idk where the supermax is supposed to be but unless it's literally at the CO/NV border, they're probably gonna have to stop for fuel at least once. Especially since they can't refuel in Monument!

Holy shit bro what the hell!!!! Fucking demons i s2g

At least Sam memorized the exorcism at this point

The demons said "fuck blue lives" and i can respect that at least

"Henrickson! Four of my men!" Yeah I'd cut this guy some slack bc that's 80% of his force lmao

Did they ever patch up Dean's shoulder or is he still just bleeding out in the cell

I will give the show a small nod of acknowledgement for having Henrickson remain calm and take charge during this, as the sole black person. A nice change from other episodes (im thinking specifically of "The Magnificent Seven"). However that doesn't make up for the shitty way the writers have treated their BIPOC characters in the past, and the future.

Oh good they did give Sam some bandages for Dean

Nancy is so sweet and I know Sam had a reason but that doesn't mean i gotta like him tricking and grabbing her like that like a DICK

"Its like they're coming right for us. They've never done that before." Yes they have. Azazel and his roadies came after you guys multiple times. So did Meg. The Seven rolled around to fuck y'all up in the first episode of this season. This isn't new Dean.

"There's a SWAT facility in Boulder" yeah and that's like 3 hours north of you, not right around the corner

Woof poor Henrickson. Terrible way to find out that demons exist.

Not the time Dean

Hey since when do the demon smoke clouds contain blue lightning

So they covered all the doors and windows with salt lines but iirc in the plane crash episode, where demons were introduced, that demon used the air vents. So why don't these demons, in their smoke forms, slip through the vents from the roof access?

YOU DIDNT HAND OUT THE ANTIPOSSESSION CHARMS FIRST THING???? YOU HAD TIME WHILE THE DEMONS WERE CASING THE BUILDING DEAN

Oh the tats are finally canonized nice

Wow they really possessed the whole population of Monument huh

Deputy no

Man I bet Henrickson would have made a fine hunter. But I'm pretty sure he dies after this :(

"I think the world's gonna end bloody. But it doesn't mean we shouldn't fight." Another for the tagline list!

Oh shit Ruby!

Dean you can't get angry at Sam for keeping secrets when you are also keeping secrets from Sam. Unless you came clean at some point about how there's no way to break your deal and that being in the Pit will turn you into a demon eventually. But I doubt it.

Dean don't make it weird. Stop questioning Nancy about her sex life.

I can't see shit with all these jumpcuts and shaky cams - I understand it's for the "feeling" of being in a fight but can we PLEASE get a coherant image of what's happening please

NANCY IS FUCKING SAVAGE HSJDJSJJSJDJDJS

So they covered one door and like.... Two windows. Great. Really helpful guys.

Oh okay they are coving the rest of the exits that's good

Pretty sure Sam and Dean should have been released when the demon was forced out of the vessel but whatever

Does this count towards the boys' death counts? It's official after all lmao

O h n o L i l i t h

"One's really tall, and one's really cute" hsjsjsjsjjshs

....yeah goodbye Henrickson and Nancy and Deputy :(

"Jus in Bello" final thoughts: honestly I didn't remember this episode being this good. There's a few technical details that irk me, but overall it's solid. And I guess it sort of wraps up the issue of Sam and Dean being wanted for murder for the time being.

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S3 E11: Mystery Spot

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IT WAS THE HEAAAAAAT OF THE MOMENT! THE HEAAAAAAT OF THE MOMENT!

Okay just wanted to say that I actually live - well, not in Broward county, but in a neighboring county. And I was honestly disappointed that there's not a real Mystery Spot (at least not one on Google maps) bc I love tacky shit like that. One of my fondest memories is when I went to Roswell, NM and got to check out the dumb alien museum there. Fucking hilarious, man.

It's South Florida, you can find much more realistic shark heads than that around here

Dean Death Counter starts now! DDC: 1

"Yesterday was Tuesday, right? But today is Tuesday, too!" Iconic

DDC: 2

Dean comments like that contribute to people assuming you and Sam are a gay couple

"Did it look cool, like in the movies?" Jdjsnsnsnsbs Dean pls

Yikes the desk is just..... horrific. DDC: 3

And here we go into the Dean Death Montage! At the end, our DDC is... 8 confirmed deaths.

Sam says he's been through 99 Tuesdays though, so we'll just jump the counter up. Also, jfc, over 3 months of this shit? Yikes.

How long did they rehearse the talking in unison scene lmao

DDC: 100

So wait how did Dean eat it that day? Or did Gabe just fast forward to the "next" morning when he realized Sam figured him out

The shit-eating grin on Gabriel's face when he reveals himself to the Winchesters is SO GOOD I love this little jerk

Hughey Lewis and the News doesn't suck, Dean, come on.

"I lost count" okay so were there more days between when Sam said it was the 100th Tuesday and when they caught up with the Trickster or is he being facetious bc by my count he had exactly 102 Tuesdays

DDC: 103 (?)

Ah, here we go, Dark Side Sam

Controversial opinion but I do like this side of Sam. I think this short montage makes Sam more 3 dimensional than the previous 2 and a half seasons combined. We've seen Dean without Sam - now we're finally seeing Sam without Dean, and not by choice! It's actually more palatable than his endless anger over Jessica during s1 bc we care about Dean, too, so we can understand better where he's coming from.

-brushes teeth angrily-

-in a low, threatening tone- "You want your brother back so bad? Fine." I think we have another tagline here

That brief moment where Sam isn't confident that Bobby wasn't Bobby is mildly horrifying

"Even if I could -" "You can!" "True." Okay see here's where I feel like it should have been more obvious that Gabriel wasn't actually a Trickster - Bobby called them demigods. Can demigods really ignore that many rules? I mean, taking Sam back 6 months and reviving Dean for well over the hundredth time - that must take a lot of power. Even more than what Bobby insinuated Tricksters have. And when the boys have run into pagan gods before, they were honestly kind of weak? The scarecrow was pretty creepy, and the solstice pagans were fucked up, but they never changed reality like Gabriel does. Honestly i think the boys really should have been questioning just what, exactly, the 'Trickster' was starting here.

I wonder if Gabriel wanted Sam to stop saving Dean bc he was trying to spare them the heartbreak down the road of one saying yes before the other, or if he really thought that if Dean died early, the apocalypse wouldn't happen. I mean, he's been cut off from Heaven for centuries, so maybe he missed the memo that the angels wanted Dean to go to Hell.

"He's my brother." "...yep." Whole lotta feeling packed into one word when you know who the Trickster really is. Yep, he's your brother. And he's not gonna do anything but hurt you, because that's what brothers do.

Also, okay, wait, Gabriel implied that Dean's been in Hell for 6 months at this point. Either he's telling the truth, and Dean is somehow stronger this time around and doesn't break as quickly, or he's lying and he stashed Dean's soul elsewhere - possibly since the first Tuesday, even. Hmm...

....does Dean ever find out about those six months?? Probably not :/

"Mystery Spot" final thoughts: can you tell I love this episode? It's just so ripe for meta opportunities! And, of course, i love all the Trickster episodes just. So much.

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S3 E10: Dream a Little Dream of Me

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Bobby aw yis! This is the ep where Sam and Dean save Bobby from a coma isn't it

YEAH IT IS ...lowkey hate that I remember so many plotlines from random early episodes

So i guess Dean told Sam that Ruby is a big fat liar and he's gonne go to Hell and become a demon huh. It's not a great time to start actually talking to each other, but I have been begging for them to stop keeping secrets from each other for a long time so i can't complain too much

OOF WAIT DEAN DIDNT TELL SAM YIKES THIS IS WORSE

"No one can save you because you don't want to be saved" and up in Heaven Cas is going "challenge accepted"

"What was Bobby doing in Pittsburgh?" "I dunno, unless he was taking an extremely lame vacation." I can't even be mad about this because it's true, Pitts is the pits -snickers-

"I dont know what the RA said but i was growing ferns!" Jdjdjsksksksk

"Like a bad acid trip, you know?" "Totally - I mean, no!" Dean pls

"I take it we believe the legends?" "When don't we?" Add it to the list of good taglines for this show. Fuck maybe I should put together a masterpost of those, im certainly finding enough lmao

"Crap." "What?" "Bela." "Bela? ...Crap." 10/10 exchange here

BELAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THATS MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!

JFJJDHDDJD I FORGOT SAM HAD AN X-RATED DREAM ABOUT BELA THATS HILARIOUS

Dean bitching about Sam's poor handwriting (even though, in any other show, Sam would have lovely handwriting and Dean's would be indecipherable) just leads me to believe that, in addition to being a poetry nerd, Dean also secretly enjoys calligraphy. Maybe he can't do it himself, but his guilty pleasure is watching process videos. No further questions your honor.

THATS 👏 MY 👏 WIFE 👏👏👏

Ndjsjsjshjs Dean's face when Sam stutters out that awkward goodbye to Bela is giving me life

Poor Bobby.... how many times are they gonna make him face Karen in this show? Bc she comes back from the dead later iirc, when Jody Mills is introduced.

Sam: 0. Pothead: 1.

Hell yeah Bobby!!!!

??? So Sam was just carrying a flask of the dream root tea or something???????

Aww Lisa

Ah the Dream!Dean sequence. Always a bad time.

Dream!Dean is basically saying everything I've been saying about John, which is vindicating, but I'm sad that it's fucking up Dean so much

YES DEAN LET IT ALL OUT!!!!!!

Dream!Demon!Dean "THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA BECOME!" ...yeah that sure is some foreshadowing in s3 for s10 huh

Sam is fucking vicious

Kind of random, bringing up Sam's powers when it's been almost a year since anything happened with them

"I don't want to go to Hell" cool you got 6 episodes to figure that out, Deano, and I know how this storyline ends so good luck with that

"Dream a Little Dream of Me" final thoughts: Bela episodes are always winners in my books, bc.... Bela. The Dream!Dean stuff was honestly pretty cathartic, too, but also has ended up in the long run to be some terrifying foreshadowing.

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S3 E9: Malleus Maleficarum

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Cheesy romcom dialogue is cheesy but they look like a sweet couple. Shame this is an SPN cold open.

Ah fucking witches

Well this is gross

Now I'm not sure but i don't think poison falls under the CDC

God I forgot this is the first "official" witch case. I always think of the crazy preacher's wife in "Faith" as the first witch on the show.

Also, sorry, sidenote, i watched "Scoobynatural" last night bc I needed something light and stupid and now s3 Dean's voice sounds so high hsjsjsksj

MAGGOTS EWWWWWW NO THANK YOU

That is too many maggots and I am Looking Away until the dude dies and the scene changes

Oh shit the Boys, guess he's not dying

JESUS??????????? Goodbye Amanda I guess yikes

"Three per wrist" you only checked one wrist Dean how do you know there's three on both

??? Who has a "Determination" inspirational poster just. Hanging in their living room. Who does that.

You know this idea of "suburban book club turned witches coven that then turns on itself" is actually pretty solid and deserves its own extended look. Where's that movie?

Yeah ladies if you act super creepy in front of "police" who are questioning a death involving satanic rituals, then you're gonna land yourself on a suspect list.

Kind of weird that Dean is the one who's hesitating about killing the witches when up to now the series has put in a lot of work to make Sam the morally upstanding obe

!!!!!! Ruby!

......yikes

Okay good they are gonna address this change of character for Sam

"Dean I can't find it!" You looked for less than a minute Sammy try harder

Oh she's talking about Lilith isn't she

Hello Dean - goodbye Dean

First time I watched this episode I was so certain that Ruby and Tammi were gonna kiss. I was Lesbian Demons Baited.

Yeah Lizzie!!!!!!

If this was the spell they were doing on Dean, how come he wasn't coughing up straight pins too?

Wow Dean went full Psycho on Tammi huh. Little excessive there bud.

"I don't believe in the devil" wasnt Ruby the one who told Sam about Lucifer? EDIT: nope it was the demon bartender in Ohio to Dean nvm

Ruby all but telling Dean he's gonna be a demon - more unintentional foreshadowing for seasons that weren't even thought of yet!

Ruby's long-con here really is incredible, i mean if you don't know what happens later with the seals, she really does come off as a sympathetic figure

"Malleus Maleficarum" final thoughts: this episode is good for Ruby's backstory and... that's about it. Witches are technically established here, but I doubt I'm alone in thinking that witches have been established in this universe since s1.

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@marvel-and-moor replied to your post: I just want some Dean poetry now. …. new headcanon 

Dean Winchester is a goddamn poetry lover and I will FIGHT about this (x, x)

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BUT THE THING IS - OF COURSE HE WOULD LIKE POETRY. hes like the most emotional person on the planet, cas even said dean has some of the most intense human emotions hes even come across and cas has literally been around since the dawn of time LITTERALLY. And dean LOVES music and music is just well musical poetry he listens to music at every possible time, when hes sad, happy, angry, depressed, resentful, horny.

I bet dean writes poetry or like songs but has them all hidden away somewhere. Like all the emo teen angst and young adult confusion and family drama had to be let out somehow before the world fucked him up and he turned to alcohol, and stabbing things.

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....okay I said I wasn't gonna get involved in the fandom during this rewatch but this... this I like.

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@marvel-and-moor replied to your post: I just want some Dean poetry now. …. new headcanon 

Dean Winchester is a goddamn poetry lover and I will FIGHT about this (x, x)

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S3 E8: A Very Supernatural Christmas

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Pffft props for the 80s tv special intro

Absolutely traumatizing, thank you

"What could you possibly say that sounds crazy to me?" "Um... Evil Santa." "..........yeah, that's crazy." I mean, you did ask, Dean

Oh god I'm flashing back to the Santa Theme Parks Defunctland

OH MORE WEE-CHESTERS CONTENT YES

Fuck my heart aches for little Dean so much......... he just wants to be a kid but he can't because he has to protect Sammy.....

So this guy is really still wearing his Santa hat to jerk it huh? We're really going down that road?

The CAROLING oh my GOD how did I forget that jsjsks

Again, absolutely traumatizing! I hope this children get some therapy!

Wait if it's not Christmas Eve yet why do they have a plate of cookies out

Sam it's... it's Dean's last Christmas (so he thinks). Of course he wants to try and enjoy it. Why aren't you getting it.

I honestly find it a little hard to believe that Sam was, what, seven or eight before he found out the truth? I mean the boys were already well-established with "Uncle Bobby" and I mean his house is pretty obviously filled with lore books and all sorts of weird shit - not to mention Pastor Jim and Caleb. Idk i think it makes more sense that John would have been honest with Sam like he clearly was with Dean.

Honestly as soon as they saw Mr. Carrigan with a stem pipe in, what is this, 2008? They should have known he was evil. No one smokes a pipe.

Dean all of your woodshavings are going everywhere but the trash - ugh never mind

How much fun did this actress have playing Mrs. Carrigan tho lmao that would be such a great character to explore

Oh god oh god no not the fingernails no no no no- eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Sam has my eternal awe for reaching into a pine tree and ripping off a branch with his bare hands after having a fingernail pulled off like holy shit dude

Oh little Dean trying to give Sam Christmas my heart -

YEAH SAMULET ORIGIN STORY

Fuck Sam is trying so hard MY HEART -

"A Very Supernatural Christmas" final thoughts: God halfway through the season and we've had exactly two (2) genuine moments of character development, both in the last two episodes.

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S3 E7: Fresh Blood

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FUCK! YES! MORE! BELA! CONTENT!

*John Mulaney voice* that's my WIFE

Oh goddamnit and Gordon too.......

👀👀👀 Bela really said "actually I've decided that the Winchesters are valuable to me and you, sir, can fuck off" and I respect her so much for that even tho Sam and Dean are massive dickheads just..... All the time

She still has a price but goddamnit I still love her

Dean you dramatic ass bitch....

Man the whole interrogation with Lucy is just.... sad, really. She doesn't even know what's going on.

Oh god Kubrick's back too this episode sure is something and we're barely 10 mins in

Fucking....... vampire ex machina I guess?????

Okay like, not saying that Gordon deserves this, but also... he kind of deserves this? He's a massive asshole. I mean, pretty much everyone is an asshole on this show, but also there's a sense of karmic justice here. Even tho I know this means one of the Winchesters is gonna decapitate him and thats got a lot of bad implications.

...what spirit did Bela contact that had such a personalized message for them tho

"Can you think of a worse hell?" "Well. There's Hell." Yeah but technically, as a vampire, this dude is going to Purgatory, right? That's how that works, iirc.

Oh good lord Kubrick's fucking..... Jesus mobile

Good bye, you weird televangelist-come-hunter

"What do you want me to do, Sam? Sit around all day writing sad poems about how I'm gonna die?" -slams hands on table- SECRET POETRY NERD DEAN

Wow I think this is the most honest conversation the boys have had since Dean told Sam that John wanted him to kill Sam way back in s2

I do find it both very OOC and very gross that they had Gordon basically abandon his morals (because he did have morals, damnit!) the instant he had an excuse

What the fuck kind of red light vision is this supposed to be

Well that's fucking disgusting - also how strong is Sam holy fucking shit

Why is Dean teaching Sam how to take care of the Impala making me tear up and Sam's big emotional speech didn't fuck -

"Fresh Blood" final thoughts: on the one hand, glad we're finally done with the uncomfortable Gordon plotline. On the other hand, they really did him dirty up to the very end, huh.

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S3 E6: Red Sky at Morning

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Ooooh more Bela content in this one

I wanna make a disparaging remark about this lady jogging through a marina in the middle of the fucking night but I now unfortunately work at a place full of exactly such people so I can't say it's not realistic

The ghost ship coming around the corner does have BIG end-scene Goonies vibes tho and now all I can think of is "hey you guuuuuuuuuuys!"

Do we really need such a long shower scene tho like.... just kill her and be done with it. We don't need to see this.

"It's not your... birthday..." Sjskkwksksk Sam. Please. Please try a little harder. "Happy Purim?" 👀👀👀 half-Jewish Winchesters yes pls

Everything Sam says in this argument just screams "petulant little brother" as it SHOULD

This doesn't necessarily have anything to do with this episode specifically but I just realized there's only 16 episodes this season????? What happened, Kripke. Was this a network thing or could the writers just not come up with enough storylines based around angsting over Dean's fate.

OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE HORNY OLD LADY

They are shockingly unconcerned about "Alex" and don't even try to look into that huh

Dean looks way too surprised about the number of wrecked clippers in the area like dude............ you're in an old East-coast fishing town. C'mon.

Missed opportunity for Dean to say "DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?!" - maybe they couldn't say it for copyright reasons?

Belaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

"Can I shoot her?" "Not in public." Same energy as Ferb getting ready to brain someone with a morningstar and Phineas saying "not yet, Ferb."

Dude. Your bathtub fills with back water in about 2 seconds and your first instinct is to get closer to it????? You deserved to die, idiot.

"You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer." I mean, to the government, they are serial killers, because they're still both very much wanted by the FBI for a lot of murders.

???? Okay listen the Impala might be old but she is in peak condition and very far from crappy, sir

Not even gonna attempt CPR? Really?

I do love the female-gaze shot of Dean coming down the stairs in his tux while Bela is already ready and waiting for him at the bottom

"Don't objectify me" jsksksk sorry

This horny old woman is sending me oh my god poor Sam

"I want all the details in the morning" gross, Dean

He really just drops her into the couch huh hsjsjsjsjsjsj

Have I mentioned how much i love Bela and her snark recently

Kskakalamkska SOMEONE SAVE SAM

"I mean, she got one over on you, not us" not the time Sammy, even if you are right lmao

"Very Cain and Able" -chuckles uncomfortably in knowledge of future seasons-

....wait Sam just said "Aziel, Castiel, Lamisniel -" during this ghost summoning - what the fuck does Cas have to do with ghosts I'm so confused - also I'm certain they never talk about this with Cas on the show but i want to see that conversation - "hey so one time we summoned a couple of ghosts by invoking your name, among others. Thoughts?"

It's dark and raining how the fuck is Sam reading this long ass Latin spell

Pretty anticlimactic, all things considered

Dean trying to rationalize his own death and telling Sam "you'll get over it" is pretty fucking cold considering what he did when Sam died - which is what landed them in this mess in the first place.

"Red Sky at Morning" final thoughts: listen..... it's a Bela episode. It's a winner in my heart just for that. I will say the pacing was finally halfway decent in this episode, so things are slowly improving on that side of things.

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S3 E5: Bedtime Stories

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Okay but for real what are the odds of three brothers in construction together and arguing about how one is the "brick guy" and one is the "wood guy" like.... that doesn't happen

They really just stand there and let Jack die huh

Jsndndjdjsjjd oh my god passing Sam off as the sketch artist is hilarious it's such a bad picture

Hansel-stand in has never seen a single horror movie in his life, and Gretel-stand in is regreting all of her life choices, but especially getting together with Hansel

Gretel got lost in the woods, survived attempted murder, and got taken to the hospital, and somehow still has eyeliner on with minimal smudging.... sure

Don't cite the Brothers Grimm as the "original" source for fairy tales, they twisted the oral tradition that went back centuries to satisfy their misogyny, bloodlust, and general terribleness.

Knowing fairy tale basics isn't gay Dean and I resent the fact that you're using gay as a negative thing in... what is this, 2008? 2009? Either way, you're an asshole and acting like the jerks I went to middle school with.

This poor dude with the Wile E Coyote tattoo just can't get away from ghost Callie. Its not even a wolf tattoo! You're telling me he's the ONLY person in this town with anything even resmbling a wolf on him? There's not a dickhead wearing a leather jacket with a wolf patch? Anything?

"I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said." yet, Dean. Yet. Don't limit yourself.

Very weird cuts from Dean getting his ass kicked by wolf dude to Sam telling the doctor that Callie is an angry ghost girl

Me @ Sam: on no bby what is u doin

OH NO BBY WHAT IS U DOIN

The crossroads demon is like the only recurring demon in a female vessel that I don't actually like bc she's so smarmy

Oh shit is this were Crowley comes into play????

Sam really said "might fuck around and kill the crossroads demon for no reason idk"

"Bedtime Stories" final thoughts: a lot of this episode setup requires quite a bit of suspension of disbelief, even moreso than most episodes, but it's overall solid. Sam is getting darker by the day, it seems, which is kind of a neat leadup into his character development both in "Mystery Spot" (coming up soon I cannot WAIT) and in s4/5.

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S3 E4: Sin City

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"God's not with us" this random dude already knows that in s3 and yet Cas spends most of s5 looking for God like a schmuck (i know it's more complicated than that don't @ me)

Wow that nun can scream

"Where in Ohio?" "Elizabethville. A half-dead factory town in the Rust Belt." Sam you just described like 80% of Ohio be more specific

It took 2 whole seasons but we're finally getting something like a coherant timeline on this show. It's been 2 months since the Devil's Gate opened.

Jdjsjdjdjd Richie oh my god. He's 10 years and a dodgy pilot licence away from being Trevor from GTA V.

....the way the priest talks about the bartender is SUPER weird just saying

Yeah uh pretty dangerous that the boys stuck around while the cops are all over the bar, considering that theyre WANTED FUGITIVES ACROSS THE NATION

Jdnsndjhfje of course Richie drives a damn pimpmobile, I would expect nothing less

What fucking house in Ohio is covered with aesthetic vines like it's a fucking turn of the century French cottage

Fucking rip in pepperonis Richie

Bobby's shooting range is scenic as fuck considering that I figured he would usually practice shooting in his junkyard

Ruby!!!!!!!

Dean how is that not suspicious she's on duty as the bartender and she just leaves with you in the middle of her shift???? ALL the alarms should be ringing!

Jdjsjdjdjd Sam you fucking adorable idiot "have a nice day"

Thank god you're not actually as dumb as you pretend to be, Dean

How fucking powerful is this demon that she can wreck shop like that while INSIDE a devil's trap

If you learn anything here Dean it should be to actually memorize the exorcism so that you don't look like a goddamn fool

Oh wait isn't the priest also a demon

"Lucifer's really real???" Oh Dean

Yeah the priest is a demon lmao

"It's hilarious, you know, in that apocalyptic sort of way" also another good tagline for this whole show

AZAZEL THATS RIGHT I knew Yellow Eyes had an actual name

Where did BOBBY come from tho

Oh Ruby okay sure why not

Zero explanation on the Colt suddenly working again too, huh.

....kind of weird that Dean is the one who didn't want Sam to kill the demon lady. I don't care that they had that nice little heart-to-heart, she's still a demon and Dean has always been very much an exorcise first, ask questions later guy. Are they gonna explain that? Probably not. Worried about Sam being 'too cold' and 'not himself' isn't a fucking explanation.

Hmmmmm more s6 foreshadowing! Which is funny, considering that they had to put that together later on bc they weren't supposed to go past s5.

Wow imagine how different things would have turned out if Sam actually had shot Ruby here

"Sin City" final thoughts: kind of wish Richie hadn't been a one-off, he was a fun character. The episode overall was very exposition heavy. It kind of feels like they suddenly realized that they needed to get certain information to the audience before the next episode, but instead of spreading it out over the last few episodes, they just dumped it all here.

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S3 E3: Bad Day at Black Rock

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Oh my god is this the bad luck episode???? I think it is. And if it is, that means Bela will show up. Bela also falls under the "pretty ladies who could kill me and I love them" umbrella.

Oh god fucking Gordan...

Aren't all those calls in prison recorded??? They're talking pretty openly :/

I thought it was John Tucker Must Die (no but really that is a GREAT movie lmao)

"The second you find out this Ruby chick is a demon, you go for the holy water!" To be fair, he did. Also, when did they find out Ruby's name?

YES THIS IS THE BAD LUCK EPISODE

I do find it absolutely fascinating that there's a whole community of hunters out there, who work together and network and communicate, but Sam and Dean only knew Bobby, Paster John, and maybe Caleb before they stumbled across the Roadhouse. Like... can we talk about how fucking isolating and abusive that was of John? The boys don't fit it with normal people, and then John goes out of his way to keep them out of the one community where they might be able to make an actual fucking friend -coughJOcough-

Oh my god I forgot Kubrick was basically a televangelist with an arsenal jsjskdkdkskdjkd "dont play with my Jesus"

Can we talk about how John had a whole-ass coffin in his storage unit and Sam and Dean just.... breeze on by it without a second glance

How were Sam and Dean ever at one school long enough for Sam to go all the way to a division championship soccer game

"I used to be an Army medic you know, in 'Nam." -insert M*A*S*H joke here-

Okay this is, by far, the funniest time the boys have ever gotten theur asses kicked

And an EXTREMELY gruesome death, yeesh

I wanna point out that the bad luck starts before Sam loses the charm, bc the other two hunters find them through the restaurant website, which the one dude recommends before Bela takes the charm

My god i love Bela.... The DRAMA of the wig reveal in the parking lot.....

Jsjsjsjbdhs cursed Sam is the funniest fucking thing im sorry

Oh god the shoe im cackling

Absolutely HORRENDOUS noise when Sam wiggles his toes thanks for that

I am curious what would have happened if the cat had grabbed the foot

When did Dean have time to find a sticky note, plant it on the alarm, and go hide elsewhere tho

Poor Sam lmao

I'm aware that Bela was most likely ripped off inspired by Marvel's Black Cat but honestly that just makes me love her even more

"I'm on a mission from God" -laughs in knowledge of future seasons-

The only thing funnier than bad luck!Sam is good luck!Dean jdkskkdmdmsms

"I'm Batman"

She really palms the lotto tickets in plain view huh

"I guess we're back to normal, now. No good luck, no bad luck." Dean, you're Winchesters. You are dripping with bad luck on a normal day.

I do like how even Gordan thinks Kubrick has a few screws loose

"Bad Day at Black Rock" final thoughts: this is honestly another one of my favorite episodes - it's funny, it introduces Bela, and it works as both a standalone, and as part of the bigger season-long plot.

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S3 E2: The Kids Are Alright

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I'm in a shitty mood but this is the episode with Lisa and Ben so I'm looking forward to it

This dude is a very good woodworker, that toy horse looks amazing

...okay wait I thought this is the episode with the changeling kids so why is there ghosty shit going on

Fucking rip woodworker

Sam that is the WORST LIE EVER in a show BUILT on terrible lies

Did he look Lisa up in the Yellow Pages or something? How'd he get her new address?? I honestly don't remember having a physical copy of the Yellow Pages in the house in 2008 was that still a thing then or no

OKAY WAIT WAIT IM CACKLING SHE RECOGNIZED HIM IMMEDIATELY SO ALL THOSE TIMES DEAN HAS BEEN ON THE NEWS FOR MURDER AND BANK HEISTS, DID LISA RECOGNIZE HIM????? WAS SHE WATCHING THE 11 O'CLOCK NEWS LIKE "OH MY GOD MY EX FLAME IS A NATIONAL FUGITIVE"? KDJSJDJJDJS

She knows his FULL NAME and he's been on the news MULTIPLE TIMES and is wanted by the FBI like???????? Honey I'd be calling the police jdjsjsksjsksjs

Oh my god I forgot how adorable Ben is "AC/DC rules!!!!!"

Oh my god the horny suburban moms "-chews celery stick seductively-"

I refuse to believe an eight year old boy raised by a single mom as sweet as Lisa would actually say "it's hot chick city out there!" and therefore am forced to assume that Ben's overcompensating because of peer pressure, either because he's bullied for having a single mom or because he's gay and doesn't know it yet but the other kids have figured out that he's different so he took a hard turn into "as masculine as possible"

Also can't believe it took Dean this long to do the math

Oh shit Ruby!!!! Hell yeah!!!!

"Then there's the whole Antichrist thing" jdjsjsjsmsnene she really drops that bombshell and then plays it off as Yellow Eye's special kids even tho I'm pretty sure Ruby knows that Sam is Lucifer's vessel

God why are the children monsters in this show always so GOOD at being CREEPY

Yeah Ben is definitely being bullied for being "different" even if he and the other kids don't know exactly why he's different

I have a lot of complicated thoughts about bullying that I'm not going to inflict on whoever might read this post but like I think Dean and Lisa were both partially right in dealing with Ben's bully

Oh god this part breaks my heart because she's still not 100% sure it isn't Katie but she's also scared out of her mind

And then Katie's back which is TERRIFYING

If this show has taught me anything, it's to avoid neighborhoods that are still under construction

This show has also reinforced my desire to never, ever have kids

Jdjsjdjdjd does Lisa even know who Sam is

I know that in reality it would just cause more problems down the road but like I really do think that, in the moment, knowing what Dean actually does every day, Lisa decided to lie about Ben's paternity test

"This house and kid, it's not my life. Never will be." -laughs in knowledge of future seasons-

*John Mulaney voice* Ruby is a bitch and i like her so much

"The Kids Are Alright" final thoughts: I am FIRMLY in the camp that Dean is Ben's dad. Also I'm noticing a pattern in that I love sassy demon ladies who end up double-crossing the boys. I can't help it. I am just a simple sapphic. I see a pretty lady who could kill me and I fall in love with her.