aita for killing someone from a discord server?
i (16F) am in a server with multiple other people (and not people). one of these people, F, (???) (actually, was F even human?) was a major jerk. they hated every single one of us except for garfield, who is the only one they deemed better than themself, and C, (???, i asked and apparently she's like a birdcat thing. uses she/he/wisp) who they probably only didn't hate because he is a major bootlicker when it comes to them and F probably just wanted C to stroke their ego.
everyone except for C hated F, especially D (not sure, i never checked, M) and with good reason: F burned D's house down and broke his legs.
yesterday, i was talking in the server and F forgot about what they did to D saying that it "just didn't feel important enough". this annoyed me, so i scoured through the messages in the server and found F lived in wyoming.
i went to wyoming, found where F lived (concrete building. they never left the building, because it had "the tube" [which dispenses mayonnaise and that's it] and "the console" [which is how they were talking to us via discord]), went inside and hit them over the head with a metal bat.
i'll be honest, i didn't really mean to kill them. i was angry, but i didn't intend to commit murder... all i wanted was to.. i don't know, knock them unconscious or something. i didn't want to take a life but everyone else, except for C who wants to learn necromancy to bring F back, is pretty proud of me for it.
me, D, C and I (once again, never checked, M) went to chili's after, too. the poor worker must've been confused when 4 people walked in covered in mayonnaise, with one of them holding a metal bat which is also covered in mayonnaise (F was most likely made of mayo), and one of them (C) asked for a burrito with mayonnaise and nothing else. not even a plate, because wisp says that F had always hated plates.
but, since i didn't mean to kill them, i need to know, aita? or was killing F by accident right?
AITA?
Voting ended onJan 24, 2024