this one desires your booty

"we're going to need a bigger boot" - kaidan alenko

[marisolthestrange-blog]

For those wondering about the Mass Effect series plot

[honeyedlife]

I’m still having tons of fun playing Mass Effect: Andromeda. Here’s my character, Suli Ryder.

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[quietsan]

Why is Garrus not a romance option in ME1? *sits in a corner and cries*

[graphicallyill]

Cause he was too busy fixing the Mako

[lewnacies]

Cuz you have to die before you can experience heaven.

[game-stats]

What gender do you typically choose for your Shepard?

Reblog this for female

male

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

-strokes femshep’s hair gently-

[naughtyhanar]

15 Inapproriate Mass Effect Pick-up lines, by Claire Highwind.

1: You must be a Prothean because you're the rarest thing here.

2: What say we call tonight a suicide mission and go out with a bang?

3: Want an endorsement, because I'd love to call you my favorite place on the Citadel.

4: You, me, my cabin, embracing eternity.

5: You must be like a Seeker Swarm because the moment I saw you, I couldn't move.

6: You must be a Reaper because I'd let you annihilate me.

7: Are you Sovereign, because I can't help but feel indoctrinated by you.

8: This one wants to worship you like an Enkindler.

9: I might be a Volus because you're taking my breath away.

10: Suggestively, I'd like to pound you like our Elcor tanks.

11: Imma Drell you all night long.

12: You show me your biotic amp, and I'll show you mine.

13: Maybe you could help me out, I'm on my pilgrimage and I think you'd be more that useful...in my bed.

14: I just pumped myself with antibiotics, so why don't you stick it in my emergency induction port.

15: By the end of the night, you'll be calling me your Krogan Warlord.

[kaidaned]

there are people who say “yeah i played mass effect it was alright” and i have to hand it to them because honestly if you played the mass effect trilogy and didnt walk away emotionally traumatized then i am impressed

[lady-z13]

             Mass Effect Media Megapost Version 2.0 (V 1.0 here)

It’s been about a year since I put these up so I thought it was about time for a bit of an update. I’ve added the most recent comic from Free Comic Book Day about Joker, put placeholders for the new series Foundation and updated all the links.

First off, none of these files were created by me, they have come from various places and friends when I wanted digital copies of the books and comics in addition to my hard copies. So thank you to all the kind people who have uploaded these over the past few years.

Remember if you do enjoy them please show your support! You can buy all of these in various places such as:

Things From Another World - have all the comics and worldwide shipping.

For fellow Australians - Kings Comics have them most of the comics, and very cheap postage and so do Minotaur.

Dark Horse Digital - digital copies of all comics available.

Book Depository - have the novels (and some comics) for a low price with free postage.

Additionally, most of the comics are now availble in the Library (Volume 1) Collection.

To read the .cbr/.cbz files there are a few options (all free)

ComicRack (also available on the android marketplace)

CDisplay

SimpleComic (Mac)

In timeline order for the most part (all descriptions are from the Mass Effect Wiki)

Mass Effect: Evolution - Set in 2157 during the First Contact War, and the story covers the origins of the Illusive Man and Cerberus.

Issue #1 Issue #2 Issue #3 Issue #4

Mass Effect: Revelation (Novel) - Prequel to Mass Effect, set in the year 2165. Its plot involves David Anderson and Saren Arterius investigating an attack on a human research station.

Mass Effect: He Who Laughs Best - a single-issue comic released on May 4, 2013 for Free Comic Book Day 2013. It delves into how Jeff “Joker” Moreau became the SSV Normandy’s pilot prior to the events of Mass Effect.

Mass Effect: Ascension (Novel) - Set a few months after the events of Mass Effect, and concerns a young biotic prodigy, Gillian Grayson, pursued by Cerberus. 

Mass Effect: Redemption - A prequel to Mass Effect 2, and is set a few months after the opening events of Mass Effect 2. The plot involves Liara T’Soni, Cerberus, and a mission of the utmost urgency.

Issue #1 Issue #2 Issue #3 Issue #4

Mass Effect: Incursion - An eight-page mini-comic that follows Aria T’Loak’s encounter with the Collectors one week prior to the opening events of Mass Effect 2.

Mass Effect: Inquisition - Taking place after Mass Effect 2, the plot revolves around Captain Bailey and his investigation of Executor Pallin and allegations of corruption within C-Sec.

Mass Effect: Paragon Lost - a prequel to Mass Effect 3, follows the early career of Alliance Marine, James Vega as he leads an elite Special Forces squad into battle against a mysterious alien threat known as the Collectors.

BluRay 720p [torrent] - 3.5GB BDRIP [torrent] - 680MB Watch Online

Mass Effect: Retribution (Novel) - Set one year after the events of Mass Effect 2, and concerns Cerberus, and their investigation of Reaper technology by using it on Paul Grayson.

Mass Effect: Conviction - Days after the events of Arrival, David Anderson locates Alliance marine James Vega on Omega and tasks him with guarding an important prisoner.

Mass Effect: Invasion - Invasion focuses on Aria T’Loak’s battle against the human-survivalist organization Cerberus as it attacks Omega.

Issue #1 Issue #2 Issue #3 Issue #4

Mass Effect: Deception (Novel) 

Mass Effect: Homeworlds - a comic series written by Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3 lead writer, Mac Walters in cooperation with character writers for each respective POV character. Each installment will focus on a main character from Mass Effect 3.

Issue #1 - James Vega: Hell on Earth Issue #2 - Tali’Zorah vas Normandy: The Galaxy Betrayed Issue #3 - Garrus Vakarian: A Bullet for Your Sins Issue #4 - Liara T’Soni: Last Hope for the Galaxy!

Blasto: Eternity is Forever - a single-issue comic featuring Blasto, a fictional hanar Spectre featured in several films in the Mass Effect universe.

Mass Effect: Foundation

Issue #1 - Introduces readers to an enigmatic “agent” and revealing the story of her time spent on the violent mining colony of Themis.

Issue #2 - Urdnot Wrex-one of the most dangerous mercenaries in the galaxy-crosses paths with a mysterious secret agent in this explosive adventure!

Issue #3 - The loss of the human colony Eden Prime was the first in a series of catastrophes to mark the return of the Reapers-a race of sentient AI that would threaten all life in the galaxy. Now, in her own words, Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams reveals what she saw.

Issue #4 - Far away from Earth, on Gagarin Station—or “Brain Camp,” as its students call it—a young Kaidan Alenko undergoes his biotic training. During an exceptionally grueling lesson, Kaidan steps in to defend the lovely Rahna from the brutal Commander Vyrnnus —but his rash actions have tragic consequences!

Issue #5 - On the distant, lawless edge of the populated galaxy, Jacob Taylor and Miranda Lawson are sent to search for the body of the deceased Commander Shepard. Instead, they encounter a threat that could lead to their demise as well!

Issue #6 - Jacob and Miranda’s mission takes a deadly turn as the duo find themselves in the gun sights of a vicious batarian warlord!

Issue #7 - When elite Cerberus agents are ordered to capture a powerful and dangerous rogue biotic, they are completely unprepared for the fury that is Subject Zero-better known as Jack!

Issue #8 - Disgraced after the failure of her most recent mission, Cerberus agent Rasa receives a chance at redemption from the Illusive Man. But is it absolution she will find at the hands of the assassin Thane Krios-or damnation?

Issue #9 - The Illusive Man’s agents redouble their efforts to resurrect Shepard, and in doing so are led to the very model of a scientist salarian- Mordin Solus!

Issue #10 - Before joining Shepard, master thief Kasumi Goto was known as the most skilled burglar in populated space. Witness her early adventures as she pilfers from the galaxy’s most elite—and most dangerous!

Issue #11 - While investigating Shepard’s crew, Rasa uncovers the escapades of the galaxy’s most notorious mercenary—the universally feared Zaeed Massani!

Issue #12 - When Thane is given a chance at redemption, will he be able to overcome his blood-soaked past as a killer in order to have a chance at a new life?

Issue #13 - July 23rd 2014: The explosive finale! Can Rasa outwit all of Cerberus and escape to live a life of freedom? Or will the Illusive Man tighten the noose around her neck?

If any links go down just leave a message in my ask and I’ll do my best to fix it ASAP.

ENJOY!

[naughtyhanar]

shepard: have you got a minute?

garrus: can it wait? i'm in the middle of some calibrations.

shepard:

shepard:

shepard:

shepard: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

[honeyedlife]

Oh my fucking God.

[shadowphoenixrider]

*FOLDS UNIVERSE IN HALF TO GET TO THE CITADEL*

[eternalshiva]

Made rebloggable as per request. 

[theendoffreetime]

I felt like giving this its own post, sorry everone:

How a Prothean coughlikeJaviksincehesthelastonealivecough might see an asari, Liara T’soni in this case

This picture is based on this gloriously wonderful post by girlmeetsgame http://girlmeetsgame.tumblr.com/post/46230620965 especially this part:

Something else I want to point out is that BioWare could have subverted the trope, and had the most perfect opportunity in the world to do so.  In Mass Effect 2 on one of the asari worlds in the Terminus Systems, Illium, there’s an opportunity for the player to eavesdrop on a bachelor party and the three guys watching this dancer all have the realisation that wait, why are the asari attractive to everyone when we all have wildly different standards of beauty?  And then they realise that they’re all perceiving the asari differently and their minds are completely blown for half a second.

For one brief, glimmering, beautiful instant, the idea that the asari aren’t all that they seem and the way that the other races view them is the product of this subtle manipulation on a biological level existed.  It was an idea that was promptly forgotten, but it existed.  If BioWare had kept at least the implication, I feel like they could have changed the way that the trope of the Green-Skinned Alien Babe is seen in pop culture.  It would have at least insinuated that maybe the asari wanted to be seen in that way because it allowed for them to operate behind the scenes and control the rest of the galaxy without causing a full scale war (since it’s easier to control people through love and adoration than through fear).  It would have been amazing if they had done that, or had at least followed through on it.  While the idea’s never officially denied, there’s not really enough evidence to make a firm case for it either.  Mordin says that the attraction to asari may be neurochemical, but it was so off-handed and not explored in any real way.

Still, it existed!  And that’s a start.

So there.

[naughtyhanar]

I'd like to add to this, too! After that dialog, I always wondered if aesthetics were the reason that so many asari look down on pureblood families. Maybe asari look ugly to other asari? Like, they inverse the attractiveness that they show off to other people. Anyways, fantastic image, and great interpretation of those lines!

[naughtyhanar]

i'm doing that monkey mission on eletania

and i know you don't have to search all the monkeys to find the module  and you can look it up online but

i just

REALLY LIKE THE IDEA OF SHEPARD GOING UP TO SPACE MONKEYS AND SEARCHING THEM???!?

WHILE WREX AND TALI STAND THERE LOOKING CONFUSED??????

[naughtyhanar]

Let's do this

[naughtyhanar]

I'm at Dragon*Con and Mark Meer came into the panel wearing a Vorcha mask. Seriously best cast ever

[naughtyhanar]

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Mass Effect romances are 10000x better if you just listen to this on repeat the whole time you play. I'm serious. Just... just click play.