Inside a Tomboy's Naughty Mind

I don't stand out in a crowd. I'm the girl you don't notice, not because I'm unattractive, but because the sight of my friend's cleavage and legs diverts blood away from your brain and takes up all your attention. Not that it matters; if I want you, I'll let you know. This blog is not safe for work. It covers, among other things, my more unusual sexual fantasies and experiences, most of which my closest friends have never heard about.

[naughtytomboy]

Poor Krillin.  Looks like it was a bad idea after all.

[naughtytomboy]

Compelled consent?

So first this judge jails a woman until she signs a consent form, which makes you wonder whether compelled consent is consent at all, then he hands over her child, who happens to be afraid of being subjected to genital mutilation, to the man who wants to have its genitals mutilated, which he would not even be allowed to do if the child had been born with the right sex, and then this judge goes on to voice his concern that the child might be abducted (by people who care about its safety).  My isn’t that a thoughtful and considerate man?  What barbarous hellhole could be so lucky to have judges like that?  Pakistan maybe?  Or Egypt?  No, it’s Florida.

[gifbro]

[naughtytomboy]

“Big deal”, said my man, who until then had never so much as lost a word about my wardrobe.  “Now, if you did it wearing high heels and a minidress, that would be impressive.”

“Challenge accepted!” I proclaimed, grabbed my coat and went shopping.

[missanne-blog]

[naughtytomboy]

Guys love it when you wear their shirts.

I love it when they wear my pants.

[twilightfables]

[naughtytomboy]

“Real men don’t need to cum.”

I need a T-shirt with that on the front.

[delidah]

#TributeTuesday!

I wanted to do something fun to honor all the cool and sexy characters that inspired me to start drawing smut myself. 

On Tribute Tuesday, I draw one of those characters, pair them up with Delidah… And see what happens.

This week: drgraevling's Monara!

When you’re a girl and you want to sleep with a nutoriously straight girl… You’ve got to get crafty!

Want to see more of Monara? Check out DrGraevling’s Epic Journeys & Random Encounters.

[drgraevling]

Very manly man-bits on that man there. Also very manly beard.

[lapetitemoi]

[damian-shadow]

[keptinchastity]

[sec-see-girls]

[naughtytomboy]

"No, we'll stick to our agreement.  You'll keep on wearing that chastity cage as long as I am wearing makeup.  And I'm really beginning to like all the attention I'm suddenly getting."

[lexus-willow-deactivated2013052]

This is an old family picture.

My family does not support my being in the LGBTQIA community. They actually are opposed to it. They tell me every day that its disgusting and that it’s sinful and I’ll go to hell for liking women. I moved out when I was seventeen, and in January I moved back in with them because I couldn’t handle everything that was going on. Every day one of my five siblings tells me to go back to Minnesota. My little brother Charlie (the black baby in the picture) is now 8 and he constantly physically attacks me and tells me that I’m not his sister and to leave. My other siblings make it very obvious and clear that they don’t want me here and my parents tell me constantly that they’re gonna kick me out soon. I’ve been saving every penny for a bus ticket to Oregon to stay with my best friend and today I found this picture in my sisters’ room ON DISPLAY. Not hidden. On display. They cut my face out of the picture.

And that… That was just the last straw. I don’t care if anyone reblogs this or whatever, I don’t wanna get popular, I just want people to know that this is not what a family looks like. This is not something people should have to go through.

This is no life.

[naughtytomboy]

Considering the kind of followers this blog attracts, I'd be surprised if any of them thought like this woman's family, but I'd really like to have a private (or open) conversation with someone who does.

[naughtytomboy]

And now for the makeup.  First apply the... something... to the... something-something.

Dammit, I can't remember!  Should have paid more attention when he explained it.

Ah, fuck this!  He'll be grateful I dressed up the way he asked.  So what if I don't have a bucket of paint on my face for his birthday fuck?  What's he gonna do?  Spank me?

[naughtytomboy]

p0rsche6 submitted:

Any man with one microgram of gray matter between his ears should understand that a tomboy is a superior mate for the journey of life.  Whether on a hike, a swim, a trip to the museum or a concert, she is just better company.  Of course, a tomboy is also more fun in a tent, on the grass, in a hot tub or even in a bed.  Unfortunately, our culture has produced far too few of these wonderful specimens; the world would be a far better place with more of them around.

I couldn't agree more.

[naughtytomboy]

Shortly after their introduction, pictures started to circulate showing vending machines with empty slots and mugged customers laying beaten up in front of the glass.

[naughtytomboy]

How many followers do you have?

Ask "off anon" and I'll tell you privately.

[chastechron]

[fed-3]

[naughtytomboy]

Unlike me, most women were able to move on quite quickly.  It didn't seem to bother them that small breasts had become a thing of the past, along with not lactating. 

Of course it wasn't so bad that the average male's intelligence and refractory period had been halved, and his genital size and sexual stamina doubled, but I would have gladly gone back to tiny, powerless dicks if it meant my boyfriends could once again digest something that wasn't produced in my boobs.

It was dreadful!  They were all like "Alex, please stop eating so many steaks!  They make your milk taste all beefy!"  And at night they were like "Alex, did you drink coffee again before nursing me?  You know I can't sleep when you do that!"