Headcanon: Random British-isms I’m bestowing onto Neil Abram Josten
“Are you mental?!” Anytime someone does anything crazy or says something he thinks is the dumbest thing ever.
Answers the question of where he’s from with “a shithole.”
Frequently uses piss as a way to describe a situation. It’s pissing outside, you’re taking the piss, Kevin’s pissed etc (last one can be used for most situations honestly.)
Makes up new insults simply by using “you absolute” and “you utter”. You absolute turnip, you utter spoon etc (but I imagine his are just weirdly specific things.)
Wanders around in the rain without an umbrella (the fucks an umbrella gonna do?)
Could be in the worse mood ever but smiles when people walk past him in the street (has accidentally done his father’s smile and freaked people out.)
Takes people over taking him in a queue as a personal offence.
Comes up with the most insulting Exy chants for the Ravens and has gotten his entire team (minus Kevin he’s sat there horrified) to shout em during games.
Also self deprecating ones during their own games (“we lose every week you’re nothing special we lose every week” is a Foxes chant can’t convince me otherwise.)
Walking around in freezing cold weather in shorts because the suns out (could be snowing and yet shorts.)
Gets in trouble for insulting people = It was just a bit of banter.
Just went through something horrific but is still alive = Yeah I’m not too bad.