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Mac gives the world’s best answer on Match Game.
I present Boobs: The Sequel.
Jason Sacran (American, b. 1980, Nashville, TN, USA) - 1: Rainy Night, 2014, Acrylics on Canvas 2: Rain, Oil on Canvas 3: Crossroads, Oil on Canvas 4: Silence, Acrylics on Canvas 5: Fog Mist and Rain, Oil on Canvas 6: Main Street Alley, Oil on Canvas 7: Back Road, Acrylics on Canvas 8: After Dark, Acrylics on Canvas
me and all my friends take turns using our 1 brain cell the way the fates all shared that one eyeball like
mom says it’s my turn on the brain cell
Supers murdered by Syndrome and his Omnidroids - the definitive list
Omnidroid VX1 (Destroyed by Macroburst)
This Omnidroid had 2 two-fingered arms and a pair of wheels.
Universal Man: A super so devoted to his careeer that he had no secret identity. Power: atomic density manipulation. Threat rating: 2.9. The first-ever to be killed by an Omnidroid.
Psycwave: Member of the Phantasmics along with Everseer and Gazerbeam. A paranoid psychologist. Powers: mental/psychic abilities, clairvoyance, telekinesis. Threat rating: 1.6, the lowest of all.
Everseer: Psycwave’s colleague, a member of the Phantasmics. An OCD germaphobe who couldn’t fight hand-to-hand because of his phobia. Powers: magnifying vision, clairvoyance, telepathy. Threat rating: 3.2.
VX1 Kill Count: 3.
Omnidroid VX2 (Destroyed by Downburst)
This Omnidroid was about the same as the last, except that it had two legs instead of wheels.
Macroburst: A non-binary superhero (seriously! Canonically!) who was obsessed with maintaining their hairstyle, and former sidekick of Everseer. Powers: wind control and flight. Threat rating: 5.9.
Phylange: An abrasive superhero who was disliked by the public and rivals with Mr. Incredible. An opera singer in his normal life. Former member of the Thrilling Three alongside Gazerbeam and Apogee. Powers: using his voice to blast sonic fields. Threat rating: 4.7.
Blazestone: A sassy, quick-talking, multi-dimensional heroine who used to date Frozone and was a love interest of Downburst. Powers: fire control and flying on heated air, as well as seeing multiple dimensions. Threat rating: 5.5.
VX2 Kill Count: 3.
Omnidroid VX3 (Destroyed by Hypershock)
This robot closely resembled the VX1, but with a more advanced sensory array.
Downburst: A hero who was a doctor in his secret life. When he initially became a super, his powers weren’t fully developed, leading to him being initially rejected by the superhero community; he had to fight for recognition. Powers: atomic manipulation, healing. Threat rating: 6.5.
VX3 Kill Count: 1.
Omnidroid VX4 (Destroyed by Gazerbeam)
The VX4 was more egg-shaped than its predecessors and had four legs with grappling claws.
Hypershock: An alcoholic hero with a bad temper. Power: manipulating seismic activity, creating earthquakes. Threat rating: 6.5.
Apogee: A member of the Thrilling Three alongside Gazerbeam and Phylange, she was highly intelligent but blunt and critical of others. Powers: gravity control and levitation. Threat rating: 6.5.
Blitzerman: Not much is known about him. Powers: high-powered locomotion.
Tradewind: Not much is known about them. Powers: elemental control.
Vectress: Not much is known about her. Powers: sub-sonic bursts.
VX4 Kill Count: 5.
Omnidroid 5 (Destroyed by Gamma Jack)
This version of the Omnidroid was a sidelong oval shape and had four legs with grappling claws. It was the first Omnidroid to not be called “VX (Number)”.
Gazerbeam: An intelligent lawyer and, in his later life, a superhero advocate, who had trouble forming personal relationships. Also a member of the Phantasmics. Powers: laser vision. Threat rating: 6.3.
Stormicide: A chemistry student who was sensitive to criticism. Powers: absorbing and emitting vapors, flight. Threat rating: 6.7.
Omnidroid 5 Kill Count: 2.
Omnidroid 6 (Unknown who destroyed it; later replaced with the Omnidroid 7)
The Omnidroid 6 closely resembles the round Omnidroids which Mr. Incredible and his family fought later in the movie.
Gamma Jack: A narcissistic, super-supremacist hero who the NSA feared might eventually become a villain, but was popular with the ladies. Powers: controlled bursts of radiation. Threat rating: 7.9, the third-highest, after Mr. Incredible and Meta Man (the latter of whom, you’ll remember, was killed by an express elevator).
Omnidroid 6 Kill Count: 1.
Total Kill Count: 15.
Actual Kill Count: likely, there are further victims that we didn’t hear about in the movie.
Conclusion: Syndrome is Pixar’s only serial killer thus far.
music from pixar movies
toy story: Randy Newman™️
a bug's life: Still Randy Newman™️
toy story 2: Randy Newman™️ but more depressing
monsters inc.: still fucking randy newman
finding nemo: way too upbeat and swingy for the movie
the incredibles: hype
cars: you can say you hate country music but this movie will physically transform you into samuel timothy mcgraw
ratatouille: so pretty you don't even care that you have no idea what she's saying
wall-e: cures my anxiety
up: 40s aesthetic but without the overt racism
toy story 3: Randy Newman but bouncier
cars 2: literally just listing american and british stereotypes
brave: daughter of a mumford
monsters university: roar isn't gonna be dated nope not one bit
inside out: elevator music that makes me cry
the good dinosaur: i haven't heard any of it recently so i don't have a joke but it'll probably make you cry
finding dory: sia made a funny
cars 3: a 90 minute funeral march probably
coco: good luck hearing any of it over your tears
regret.mp4
“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”
July on the prairie
There’s something about men in uniforms………
A unique photograph of Grand Duchess Tatiana Nikolaevna of Russia holding her wig that she wore when she was recovering from typhoid fever which caused her hair to fall out.
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If I had to go back in time and explain this to any member of the MASH cast, I could not
Weird Al is just a play off of “normal”
5 is like an honorary even number
I actually recycled this piece from an earlier one I never finished. I like this one much better
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