attracted to war criminals

inspired by @dalinars-tight-ass

[navanis-scholarly-ass]

Ketek found in my desk drawer. Almighty, what did that girl get up to?

Take a fast break. Where is my bread roll? It was right here. Right? ...Was it? Bread roll mine. Where is breakfast? Take.

[dalinars-tight-ass]

I wonder if anyone would be interested in seeing my writing sheets? Navani has been making me practice

[navanis-scholarly-ass]

You should be very proud with how your penmanship has improved. While I teach you the pen, I'd be open to lessons with the sword. It's not my preference to use a Blade but I can see the emerging importance. Besides, thinking of the material experiments I could run on it...

[dalinars-tight-ass]

i miss my wife

[raboniels-carapaced-ass]

i also miss his wife

[dalinars-tight-ass]

you must be my darling navani's close friend :)

[raboniels-carapaced-ass]

I will end this war. And then, perhaps...

[navanis-scholarly-ass]

...perhaps you two can fight this out? preferably at length. messily. with easily-tearable clothes. just, a thought.