Incorrect Book Quotes

mostly *HEADCANON POVS*

[nazeera-is-underrated]

Aaron and Juliette’s relationship is like the song

In between - Gracie Abrams

[nazeera-is-underrated]

*rhysand returning to Velaris after 50 years UTM*

CASSIAN - we missed you brother, Azriel slept in your bed like every night because he missed you so much

RHYS - I missed you t- wait what

AZRIEL - CASSIAN, I DID NOT, you did for literally the entire time even if I wanted to I couldnt have because your fat ass was in the way

CASSIAN - EXCUSE ME?! You totally slept in his bed the whole time

AZRIEL - IT WAS ONE TIME, then you caught wind of it and stayed there every night, everyone knows you did Cass

CASSIAN - FINE MAYBE I DID BUT I JUST REALLY MISSED YOU

*runs into Rhysands arms to hug him*

[nazeera-is-underrated]

DEATH - Rhysand i have come to claim you

RHYS - ok let me just go ask Feyre, sorry she said no

DEATH - fine then I claim you both

CASSIAN - sorry death, boss lady likes her sister and Rhysie Peicie today, she said no

DEATH - what do you mean ‘boss lady’ I have no boss, I am death

NESTA (aka lady death) - boo bitch

DEATH - AHHHHHHHDHEJDIFIEIIW

[nazeera-is-underrated]

it's not related to any fanfic but can you tell in what books of shatter me series Kenji kishimoto is?

He’s in all of them but he starts becoming more of a main character in unravel me

[nazeera-is-underrated]

I just finished ACOFAS and im obsessed with acotar right now so here are the characters that I think give similar vibes, feel free to correct me if some are very wrong

Feyre - Juliette

Tamlin - Adam

Cassian - Kenji

Rhysand - Aaron

Amren - Nazeera

Hybern - Paris

Morrigan - Lily

Elain - Emmeline

Mr Archeron - Delalieu

Nesta - Lina

Lucien - Castle

[nazeera-is-underrated]

*Aaron, Carden, Juliette and Jude are sitting in Aaron and Juliette’s lounge room having their monthly get together*

JULIETTE - it’s lovely to have you guys over again, I always enjoy the company

*knock on the door*

AARON - I’ll get it love

*aaron goes and opens the door*

AARON - everyone this is kenji, kenji say anything idiotic and your dead

JULIETTE - HES OUR FRIEND AARON INTRODUCE HIM AS OUR FRIEND

AARON - right sorry love

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJI - so, who broke it?

JULIETTE - it was me

KENJI - no it wasnt don’t lie to yourself j

AARON - well it wasn’t me

KENJI - yes we know you ‘perfect’

AARON - no im not

KENJI - whatever, anyway I’m pretty sure Adam broke it

ADAM - why me?!

KENJI - we all hate you, your just the easiest person to blame

ADAM - wait you hate me?

KENJI - yeah I hate you, you wished death upon our lovely Juliette

ADAM - right

AARON - no apologises? I know why Juliette left you

JULIETTE - Aaron i left him because your hotter, nicer and actually love me more than he ever did

KENJI - ok we get it Aaron’s great but we still don’t know who broke it

ADAM - yeah it was me

KENJI - I. KNEW. IT.

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJI - Aaron isn’t answering his phone

JULIETTE - I’ll call him

KENJI - Nazeera and i have both tried ten times what makes you thi-

AARON - hello love?

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJI - you know nothing about me Warner

AARON - i know you usually use humour to talk about your trauma

KENJI - thank you

AARON - thats not a good thing

KENJI - im taking it as you think I’m funny :)

[nazeera-is-underrated]

*at Aaron and Juliette’s wedding*

PREIST - do you Aaron

CROWD - AARON?!

[rosesarereallyrosie]

WE WERE ROBBED

[nazeera-is-underrated]

WE WERE 😭

[cyanidesouffle]

Warner speaks 7 languages

English

French

Spanish

Arabic

Russian

Which two other languages do you think Warner knows?

I'm thinking ISL (international sign language) and Standard Chinese. But I'm also thinking he would have learnt something for Greenland, either Greenlandic or Danish, to cover as much ground as possible in North America once he was supposed to take over after his Dad.

[justthatfangirl264]

He definitely speaks an African language, probably whatever they speak in Kenya, since that’s where Stephen’s from.

[nazeera-is-underrated]

I feel like he speaks German because I think Anderson would’ve told him it was a good language to learn because it’s harder to learn and Anderson likes giving people a hard time.

[nazeera-is-underrated]

have you read the novellas for shatter me?

I have! I really enjoyed believe me but I didn’t love the other 4. Not that I didn’t enjoy parts of the other four, some parts of them were just so so slow and hard to get through yk

[nazeera-is-underrated]

KENJI - why are your tongues purple?

JULIETTE- we got slushies, i had a red one and Aaron had a blue one

NAZEERA - oh

KENJI - …

KENJI - OHHH

ADAM - you drank each others slushies?

[nazeera-is-underrated]

JULIETTE - Aaron im sad

AARON - come here love *holds out arms for a hug*

KENJI - im sad

AARON - mood

[nazeera-is-underrated]

JULIETTE - what does ‘takeout’ mean

NAZEERA - food

KENJI - dating

AARON - murder

NAZEERA - it can mean all three if your not a coward

[nazeera-is-underrated]

AARON - im an idiot

NAZEERA - …

KENJI - …

CASTLE - …

HAIDER - …

LENA - …

ADAM - …

PARIS - …

KENJI - if your waiting for us to disagree it’s going to be a long day

[nazeera-is-underrated]

AARON - where are Juliette and Nazeera kenji?

KENJI - theyre playing hide and seek, I’m seeking

AARON - where are they though

KENJI - i dont think you understand how this game works