STEEL

Just sit back and leave the driving to N'BARO ATKSTEEL X377

[glorious-cloud-wombat]

Max Steel 1x19: X Marks the Spot

[nbaroatksteel]

@charg3d​

Wolf whistles~!

[2700lagostas]

Max Steel Artwork by Tony Weinstock

[nbaroatksteel]

if max cant take off the steelsuit how does he pee

[nbaroatksteel]

i will fight you

“Fight me in real life, NOOB!”

[nbaroatksteel]

sdid you killed Jim mcgrath?

“No — there’s… there’s no way I could’ve…   WOULD’VE done that. Right? I… It’s fuzzy.”

[nbaroatksteel]

How do you have a favorite when you can't taste anything?

“Well -- uh, Max likes pizza. So I like pizza  too, right? Best friends share interests.”

[nbaroatksteel]

NVM YOU DON'T HAVE A MOUTH

“Do you have to suck the fun out of everything?”

[nbaroatksteel]

What's your favorite food?

“Uh, ‘za! Obviously.”

[nbaroatksteel]

@meanngreen

“I’m named after a tradition, not the colour. Excuse yourself, Mr.Named-After-Your-Main-Component!” That little comment had spoiled the (already slim) chance of any apology from Jack. A bit late for that anyways, considering the gargoyle was already laughing at the mishap. If the device didn’t have amnesia beforehand, it did now. “Though from the looks of things, ‘Tin’ would have been a more apt title.”

“But I'm not named after my main component. My name is N’baro,” he protests. “Steel just... sounds cooler.” 

Gently tapping at his plexiglass as if inspecting for further injury, Steel’s screen lights up in a short flash before his usual display returns with the sole purpose of frowning at the other. 

“Hey, I’m not THAT fra -- wait -- I think you damaged something. Half of my visual circuits are offline! ( static ) ...Proud of yourself?”

[nbaroatksteel]

@meanngreen

  N’bara-What-Now? The gargoyle was similarly confuddled, but now that the thing was close enough he took the opportunity to prod it right on the optic with the aforementioned crest. The creature is named after its’ base metal? That’d be like naming a marionette ‘Wood’… Or Jack ‘Granite’. “You would teach me? That’s rich coming from somebody who seems to have been named by a drunkard.”

“H-hey! Watch the fragilities!” 

The gargoyle’s crest is more offending than presumably intended, and Steel is left rubbing the slight chip in his display with a groan of despair. “Coming from the guy named after THE lamest earth colour... and besides, I don’t know who named me. I have amnesia.”

[nbaroatksteel]

What do you think of Jack?

“What? His holiness, ol’ rock-on-the-wall, Grandpa Green? He’s just fantastic.”

“Most don’t, I suppose. The name’s Jack of The Green. It’s been a pleasure meeting you. I presume you possess a title as well?” The threatening glow might have vanished, but this thing is weird. Was this… Crude portrayal of a face an attempt at friendliness? After a threat? Though it was more likely the image was aimed at this ‘Maxwell’, he supposed. “Tur-bro? Ultralink?” Jack was quite visibly perplexed at this point. “What language are you even speaking?”

[nbaroatksteel]

“Jack of the Green... weird designation,” Steel comments, “but I won’t judge! I am N’baro Atksteel X377, but call me Steel, yeah?” 

He taps his head, as if Jack’s introduction has perplexed it. With his next tease comes some unwelcoming prying at one of the gargoyle’s large crests -- apparently feeling no timidity in doing something so rude.

“Uh, English. Apparently more advanced English than you’ve ever learned. I’d teach you, but I fear my words would tumble right out your other ear.”

[nbaroatksteel]

whast ur fave cole plante song

“You expect me to pick just one?!”

[nbaroatksteel]

@meanngreen

“…I’d prefer not.” Okay, now the thing seemed mildly threatening. Not intellectually, of course, but this constant twisting of the gargoyles’ words was starting to become tiresome. The creatures current state was rather ominous, too. Due to the evident lack of limbs, Jack had to resort to using a crest to rub his temple in exasperation. “No, I do not need to speak up, you need to acquire some ears! I’m amazed this ‘Max’ character is willing to have any part in this 'relationship’.“

“Suit yourself, uh... hey! I don’t know your designation! Do gargoyles have those?”

The energy dissipates as fast as it had generated, Steel’s facial glass displaying a smiley emoticon ( ?! ) rather than his usual cerulean eye. 

“Hey, Max is a tur-bro. We’ll always be together,” he says, warmly. Then, in a cooler and more flippant tone, “If not by choice, then this unbreakable ultralink.”

“Oddly enough, being part of a wall means you don’t go anywhere!” He snaps back as an attempt at dodging the initial question. This thing has some nerve, traipsing up here for nothing more than making cheap insults. What Jack would give to crush the little bugger… “For the third time, I’m not supposed to be pretty. ‘Dense’ was definitely the correct word to use, wasn’t it?”

[nbaroatksteel]

“Well, that explains your winning personality!” Steel jeers. “You know, I could always detach you from there. Not that hard. Really.” 

T.U.R.B.O energy flaring from his wings ( that was no empty offer ), the ultralink doesn’t notice the blatant avoidance. He definitely seems smug, though! 

“Third time? Gee, you really need to speak up. Props, though, dude -- the first step is acceptance. Dense, ugly... we all have our flaws!”

[nbaroatksteel]

M'Baro

“It looks like T.J. has friendzoned me again!”