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deep space nine can't go four episodes without a shitty guy who sucks getting psychosexually obsessed with benjamin sisko

aquamonstra

I can summarize the TOS episode "Catspaw" in one image:

arctic-hands

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

evilsoup

moonbasetycho

ettaberrytea

id: A sculpture of the original enterprise made out of straw. It looks to be over one story tall. Next to it is a sign that says straw trek. end id.

trilobiter

It looks like it has googly eyes. Why does it have googly eyes?

justveeing

✨Commander Chin-Riley ✨

jonathanarcher

Average Janeway speech: you know, normally I’m a pretty chill guy, but you’ve pissed me off, so I’m going to launch every single weapon I have at you and if you come any closer I’ll nuke us both

Average Archer speech: one time I saw a gazelle and that was really cool, just like how humans are cool. 9/11 will never happen as long as we have the human spirit

luminiera-merge

everyone here is so mean 2 me and nobody respects me or talks to me and nobody appreciates anything i have d

justveeing

✨Commander Chin-Riley ✨

trillscienceofficer-archive

what does a warp core do, you ask. well it's actually very simple. it does warp core things like making matter and anti-matter react, glowing blue, exploding, being dumped out of the ship so it explodes somewhere else,

verdictvelvet

fucker! we wanted to trek those

play-now-my-lord

Thinking serenely about the time I proposed that in the world of Star Trek, extremely online Klingons are loosely organized into violently opposing camps based on whether they consider it appropriate to post fanfiction where someone behaves dishonorably

play-now-my-lord

spockstims

Spock was so 100% right to go into that whale tank they went back there because they needed whales and he was the only one who had the sense to actually speak to a whale about the issue. That was a completely logical and rational minded decision and so what if he disrupted an aquarium tour. Scotty altered the course of technological advancement I think it’s fine if Spock startles a few marine biologists