“Of all the female sins, hunger is the least forgivable; hunger for anything, for food, sex, power, education, even love.”

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“Of all the female sins, hunger is the least forgivable; hunger for anything, for food, sex, power, education, even love.”
all right so due to my inability to keep all my secondary rp blogs going without the everlooming threat of me forgetting/abandoning them, i’ve decided to round them up into a multimuse: @dcvora. i hope y’all don’t mind the move because i’d love to rp with all of you <3
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Her nose scrunched automatically and she grinned at Margaret. “Hey!”
moonlit-myth:
Margaret smiled sheepishly back. “That was your favorite thing as a baby. I could keep you laughing for hours just by booping your nose.”
That was all Carina needed to find the action acceptable. “I wish I hadn’t grown out of the habit, then.”
Buffy The Vampire Slayer Marathon (6/?) » Episode “Innocence.”
theswannking:
“They are,” Elizabeth agreed, looking for the ketchup. She realized then that she had taken fries from Carina’s plate instead of her own. “Oh, I’m sorry! Feel free to grab some of mine.” She nodded to her own fries.
“It’s fine,” Carina shook her head, though she reached to take a couple of Elizabeth’s fries. Reaching for the ketchup she passed it along, still worrying a bit about making a good impression. “I tend to fill up well enough on the hamburger.”
Gasping as she left the water, she stumbled along the shore, half blinded by the seawater. Collapsing onto the warm sand she waited to catch her breath before attempting to fully leave the reach of the waves, pushing her hair from her face and looking around, desperate for some clue as to where she was.
Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people’s asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it’s nice to know that someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out. Help spread anon love, not hate! Love you. <3
thank you!
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Her nose scrunched automatically and she grinned at Margaret. “Hey!”
Boop my muse’s nose! Send 👉!
boy: send nudes? ;)
me: *sends a picture of stars*
boy: um wtf is this?
me: its me. its us. its humanity, stripped. this is our true nakedness- we are painted with stars and consumed by the cosmos, only to come back again brighter than before. my heart is the sun and my soul is the void.
*uses stardust as a highlighter*
moonlit-myth:
“Oh, aye, he could go on.” She closed her eyes, thinking back to her blustering, buoyant father. “I tried to write down all of his that I could remember after he died, but I’m sure I missed some. Then again, he likely made most of them up, anyways. Probably as he was telling them.”
Carina smiled, trying to imagine the grandfather she’d never have the chance to know. In her mind he was a more blustery version of her father, but she expected that had to do with her having only met Barbossa. Surely she’d imagine most fathers like him. “I sometimes think about writing yours, but I imagine the stories of the stars are already written.”
NSFW Starters
Send one as my muse does unsafe work practices to….
✂️ - Notice my muse holding scissors wrong
🗑 - See my muse start a trash can fire
⚱️ - Catch my muse standing on a wobbly rolling office chair
🖇 - See my muse put their bowl of paperclips near their computer fan
📄 - Watch my muse get a paper cut when organizing papers
💻 - See my muse put a class of water on their laptop
🔐 - Watch my muse forget to lock up their work station
🖋 - Watch my muse chewing on the tip of a leaded pen
🗄 - See my muse standing by an unsteady filing cabinet that could collapse on them
📚 - Peek past a large stack of books that could tower on my muse if they shake their desk too much
💊 - See my muse chug 3 5-hour energy drinks at 4 pm
🔫 - Get held at gunpoint by my muse with all the other workers who finally snapped at the boss
💉 - Do crack cocaine with my muse behind the printing machine
🚬 - Smoke in a non-smoking zone and get caught by my muse
🗞 - Roll up the paper and smack my muse with it
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.
Renoirs (via renoirs)
Thunderstorm Memes
Send one to..
⚡️ - Catch my muse panic as a thunder storm starts
🌊 - Have your muse start to panic as a thunder storm starts
🔥 - Notice the lightning start a fire two houses down
⛅️ - Have the electricity go out late at night because of a storm
🌑 - Catch my muse stuck outside during a raining thunderstorm
🌛 - Comfort my muse as they panic
🌜 - Have my muse comfort yours as they panic
🍵 - Make some tea while the thunder rolls for my muse
🥞 - Make some pancakes to try and calm things down for my muse
〽️ - Find my muse struck by lightning