𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒
(a collection of prompts from the TV show “Stranger Things”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
“Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.”
“Yeah, the real world sucks, deal with it like the rest of us.”
“Let’s kill the son of a bitch.”
“I may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out I’m actually a pretty damn good babysitter.”
“I don’t care if anyone believes me!”
“Something is going on here!”
“Yeah, that’s right! You better run!”
“You’re an idiot, [name].”
“Don’t take it so personally, okay? I don’t like most people.“
“You shouldn’t like things because people tell you you’re supposed to.”
“Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.”
“If anyone asks where I am, I’ve left the country.”
“Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.”
“I will never, ever let anything bad happen to you ever again.”
“I don’t care if anyone believes me.”
“Nothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But it’ll get better. In time.”
“Touch my butt, I don’t care.”
“When do you feel good about anything?”
“There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know.”
“Sometimes, I impress even myself.”
“Ask for forgiveness, not permission.”
“You are gonna slay ‘em dead.”
“I’m stealthy, like a ninja.”
“I always thought stuff like this happened in movies and comic books.”
“Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.”
“This is not yours to fix alone. You act like you’re all alone out there in the world, but you’re not. You’re not alone.”
“Being a freak is the best. I’m a freak.”
“You think I actually wanted to come to this? I was just hungry.”
“You’ve always been my favorite.”
“Do you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else?”