Autistic VVHL

Title says it all. NCTzen, EXO-L, Meigeni, and VVHL. Also please don't follow me if you are homophobic or racist (or anything like that in general). Just don't. (profile picture was made in picrew, also ask box is now open :) ) (aqui tambien se habla espanol) (twitter: @vvhlzen)

[nctzensmolbean]

(creds to op)

[leejinkie]

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wishing the happiest birthday for our blingbling, kim jonghyun 🌙💎

[nctzensmolbean]

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[nctzensmolbean]

OK I have found a playlist and it's very good

[nctzensmolbean]

비록 현재 세계 상황으로 인해 우리가 교류할 수 없더라도, 나는 여전히 너의 생일을 축하하고 싶어, 려욱!

Even if we can't interact due to the current world situation, I still want to celebrate your birthday, Ryeowook!

[nctzensmolbean]

blackpink: we have two songs in just dance!

exo: we also have two songs!

kris wu: but one of them was never released

luhan: i was GOING to have a song in game but it was never released

z.tao: you guys are getting songs?

[nctzensmolbean]

I might have found a pornbot by the name of barbaragratia925104. so far they haven't followed my main blog, but they have followed pyokomoko, my side blog. letting y'all know now

[nctzensmolbean]

OK I have a twitter account since around the time this blog existed, so here is the handle: @vvhlzen

[nctzensmolbean]

OK IMMA DO A THING FOR FUN. THIS IS ABOUT WHAT 11 SONGS OR MORE YOU'D LIKE TO SEE IN A KPOP/CPOP JUST DANCE FOR I-FANS IMMA TAG MY 12 PEOPLE BUT Y'ALL CAN DO MORE OR LESS: @krisho-trash @zeuswooo @jonghan @changlix-mp4 @lalaisasimpforjaemin @akayong @sefuns @say-the-name-sebongie @jinkisbelly @kyungsoosus @xuseokgyu @skizzz

NCT Dream - Hot Sauce

WayV - Action Figure

EXO - Wolf

Z.TAO - AI

EXO-CBX - Hey Mama!

DiDi- Rebellious

SHINee - Ring Ding Dong

Kris Wu - July

Girls Generation - Gee

DiDi - Rainy Day

TVXQ - Mirotic

EXO-M - Growl

Super Junior - Sorry Sorry

Super Junior-M - Swing

Aespa - Black Mamba

Kris Wu - Bad Girl

(get your shit together ubisoft and add gee and bad girl in jd2022)

[riotmlllf]

if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

[nctzensmolbean]

or simply not online/have a life to live. some people won't understand this.

[nctzensmolbean]

OK Kris was born in China but the technicalities I get it

[nctzensmolbean]

if the link works then feel free to listen to this masterpiece

[nctzensmolbean]

kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?

henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.

kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.

henry: you don't mean zitao?

kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here

henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.

*8 hours later*

luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?

kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?

luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK

[nctzensmolbean]

~part 2~

eric: you know, most of the time, there's a great view here, but the one we're seeing is the best right now

amber: yeah

*just a dozen feet away, the entirety of got7 are twerking nude near a giant fire, b.m is running around screaming 'I'M THE ONE' at the top of his lungs, lay is staring at the ocean unfazed by wayv drawing on his face, kangin is chasing a seagull but fell into the ocean, and the rest of nct are tackling each other and sometimes kangin or b.m*

eric: yeah. last thing we need is an nct member tackling luhan or zitao and we'll be laughing in no time at all- FUCK *taeil, while trying to tackle doyoung, hit eric*

amber: yeah, keep talkin- O.O *shotaro tried to chase a bird and caught amber instead*

*meanwhile*

kris: HOW THE FUCK WOULD I KNOW THAT THEY BURNED SHANGHAI DOWN!?

luhan: I FUCKING LIED THEY ALSO BURNED DOWN A FEW NEARBY CITIES

kris: THAT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

luhan: I KNOW RIGHT- ACKKK! *kangin was chasing jisung and body slammed luhan*

kris: hey, henry, zitao, this is fun and all, but let's go back to the hotel. i don't want us to get body slammed.

henry, sipping down some wine: and? I'm having fun watching this chaos.

zitao: yeah. let's stay.

kris, digging his own grave: yeah. dig me up when this is done

[imaginekris]

Imagine Kris dipping himself in egg and frying lightly until the egg is just set and beginning to brown slightly. Yifrench toast.

[nctzensmolbean]

*the doctor 1 hour later*

ya gonna need an IQ test boy

[imaginekris]

Imagine Kris putting up beaded curtains to up the vibeyness of his home. He has to take them down after he ends up getting tangled in them on three separate occasions.

[nctzensmolbean]

BOI IF THIS AINT MOST OF YALL THEN IDK HUN

[nctzensmolbean]

kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?

henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.

kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.

henry: you don't mean zitao?

kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here

henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.

*8 hours later*

luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?

kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?

luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK

[nctzensmolbean]

hey yall

I do want to apologize for the unexpected hiatus that I had to take since late May. As of typing this I am using a phone since I had to return my school computer.

I had used it since 6 months ago or so to make content here on Tumblr, which admittedly wasn't a good idea, yet in spite of it, I still made some happy, so it may have also helped some of y'all out during this time. I might not post as (ir)regularly as I did now but I will still try my best to continue making content here.

Thanks to those who have stayed and understood, and happy pride month (except to maps and zoophiles. I hope your asses bleed and get stabbed by a nail, as well as go to hell)

[nctzensmolbean]

a ssbu stage idea i had

ok so the first idea i had was inspired by the song paranoia by kang daniel (as well as the album cover, alongside with some aspects of taemin's criminal). the stage name would be paranoia or dark forest (something like that idk). the stage would be the size of bridge of eldin and not have a bottom blast line. the main colors of the stage would be red and black. in the background would lie a black tree with no leaves (like the ones in the album cover), alongside a red scarf that occasionally appears floating about in the background. the stage hazards would include the floor of the stage occasionally turning into lava in certain parts, black will-o-the-wisps appearing out of nowhere and causing repetitive damage to opponents, the stage occasionally darkening, and a hand occasionally snatching up a hapless fighter and slamming them on the stage like they were a smoke ball or burying them. certain items, like the death scythe and the killer eye, will appear more often than others. certain fighters, like pit and kirby, will have their attacks weakened, while other fighters, like bayonetta and dark pit, will have their attacks strengthened and not be targeted as often by the hand or will-o-the-wisps (a.k.a the heroes or those that associate with light are targeted more often, while the antagonists and those who associate with the dark are targeted less often)