ain't you a peach

♔ tori • 23 • bi ♔ blog tagged for tw and n sfw!!!! posts are fandom related, plus tons of nonsense as well. ALSO I talk in the tags.. like a lot. drawing blog - @neardraws

[pizzaplanet666]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Same

[carolmcbridedaily]

[appledevice]

[trash-pile-deactivated20171011]

THINK ABOUT HOW MANY PUPPIES WILL GET TO EXPERIENCE SNOW FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WINTER. PUPPIES. CONFUSED ABOUT WHY THEIR FEET ARE COLD. CONFUSED ABOUT THIS FLUFFY STUFF. GOTTA BITE IT. GOTTA ROLL IN IT.

[nevaehtyler]

this is iconic

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

“Who’s Darlene?” 😭😂😂😭😭😂😭

[the-bluespirit]

[danger-jazz]

They all float down here

So yeah, you can say I’m obsessed. I spent more time on this then I should’ve, I can’t believe it’s done, fuck!

[fooodforthot]

[bbsdoodles-deactivated20191018]

Hey everyone! So.. I need some help.

That kitty you see at the beginning of the photoset is mine and @themastereddo and she’s been battling a strange UTI since July. We’re officially running out of funds to keep paying rent and her bills so I would super appreciate it if you could take a peek at my emergency commissions!! If you can’t, no pressure but a signal boost would be really appreciated. Anyway for details!

For a small half-body sketchy painting like the examples above will be $15! 

For 7$ I could leave it uncolored.

Please send an ask or a Message if you’re interested and we can go from there! :)

[bajn]

[wanderingfalconer]

Zonda, a juvenile Grey Buzzard Eagle, being cute!

[thelonelywhale]

Look at this adorable dinosaur go peep

[gracefullmesss]

But when you hold me like you do, It feels so right. I start to forget, how my heart gets torn, when that hurt gets thrown. Feeling like you can’t go on  - David Gray, This years love

[chrkrose]

|Caryl AU|

“She has no idea for how long he has been sitting there, head down, a sadness that spreads through her entire body, just by looking at him.

This is not the first time she sees him. It’s a regular thing, for him to come, ask for a cup of coffee and a piece of the apple pie she made it herself, no matter what time of the day is. (Of course he doesn’t know it’s her speciality, certainly doesn’t know it was her idea to add it to the dinner’s menu after talking to Dale about it. Still, she feels proud every time he asks for it. Proud of the disappointment in his eyes when the last piece is eaten by someone else).

Tonight, something is off about him. Something she can’t quite put her finger on it, but she feels like she needs to do something. Has to do something. So she takes a deep breath, walking to where he is, hoping (and ignoring Ed’s voice in her head saying the opposite) that she’s enough to put a smile on his face. Even if for just a second.”

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[fffrick-deactivated20180106]

IT au where instead of fear Pennywise feeds on sexual pleasure and appears as your kink and fucks the shit out of you 👌💦

[pikaglove]

[plantwitch]

she’s distant! she’s incoherent! she’s sensitive! she uses escapism as a coping mechanism! she’s me!!!

[k-eke]

Sharing colors to the nature <3