creature feature

creature, they/them or it/its, mid 20s

[feelboss]

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[energyprison]

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[sovietnam]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[whencircuitsshort]

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

[egberts]

*shagcula voice* it vasn't me

[egberts]

she caught me in the coffin. vasnt me

caught me hanging in the belfry. vasnt me.

she even saw me stick my cross in. vasnt me

i didn't show up on camera. vasnt me

[macklesufficient]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ALCOHOLIC IN BALD DOG WORLD: I could go for some skin of the dog right now

[deadelated]

If you become friends with someone they might offer you shelter or sources of protein

[nanivel]

"What does this life form think it's doing…"

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[thekwikemart]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[inaturalist-unofficial]

[velvetys]