My 🖤 Breaks Only For Me, Then None Else Can Hurt

Tacoma, WA.

[extramadness]

“I don’t have time to hate anyone, I either love you or I don’t care at all.”

— Unknown (via quotemadness)

[neckybecky666]

So me

[funnyjoke]

[kandynkurvz]

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[kandynkurvz]

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[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

[memesandlaughs]

[maksmexanik]

[xxx-bdsm-collection-xxx]

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[automaticcreationrunaway]

(via maksmexanik)

[badjokesbyjeff]

A priest hooks a huge fish

Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”.

“Hey, mind your language!” says the priest.

Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but that’s what this fish is called, it’s a Fucker fish”.

Accepting the explanation, the priest forgives the sailor and takes the fish back to church.

“Look at this huge fucker” says the priest, spotting the bishop.

“Language, please! this is God’s house,” replies the bishop.

“No, no that’s what this fish is called, "says the priest.

"Oh,” says the bishop, scratching his chin “I could clean that fucker and we could have it for dinner”.

So the bishop takes the fish, cleans it, and brings it to the mother superior.

“Could you cook this fucker for dinner tonight?” he asks her.

“My, what language!” she exclaims, clearly shocked.

“No, sister that’s what the fish is called - a fucker”, says the bishop.

Satisfied with the explanation, the mother superior says, “Wonderful, I’ll cook that fucker tonight, The Pope is coming for dinner!”

The fish tastes just great and The Pope asks where they got it.

“Well, I caught the fucker!” says the priest.

“And I cleaned the fucker!” says the bishop.

“And I cooked the fucker!” says the mother superior.

The Pope stares at them for a minute with a steely glaze, leans back on his chair, takes off his cap, puts his feet up on the table, pours himself a whiskey and says:“ You know what?, You cunts are alright.”

[memesandlaughs]

[memescomedy]

[memesandlaughs]

[thebiggerdeal]

Hey!!!! Tumblr!!! We dont give a shit! You used to be a beautiful thing. You used to represent not only a free people but a happy people. Now you represent a shadow. A faceless bodyless singular. Something that has been undermining our humanity since the first time man sought to revolt against his own civilized world. If you convince yourself you are doing this in the name of a more free and loving Internet than let me remind you. We are the Internet, ass hole. It ain’t a love party unless we say it is. It damn sure isn’t defined by you anymore so quit patting yourselves on your swine like backs. You have your right to stick your head in the sand and be a spineless shadow yourself. Afterall, this is your beach. But it ain’t your Internet, you piece of shit. You no longer deserve a steak in its claim for you seek to minimize what it is for all of us. We don’t get to win many battles against an enemy that won’t reveal itself. In the end I suppose we may lose. But we wont lose our integrity or pride. Oh, and freedom, you know…. its between these two ears. You’ll have to do a lot more to turn that light out. Tumblr. Oh, Tumblr. What you might have been. You had a podium and the world was listening. Coward! Who needs you!

#fucktumblr #byetumblr #tumblrsucks

[neckybecky666]

I will always love you, but I have to let go of you.

[neckybecky666]

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[neckybecky666]

I’m losing my best friend and lover. I don’t know what to do. I’m breaking. My heart is shattered.