Amygdala🪰

NOT A MINOR!!!

[necrophilicmuse]

I liiiitle reminder that this blog is nsfw. I genuinely don't care if you're a minor but following this blog is under your responsibility so minors dni.

Just make sure you won't get caught because I might block you immediately. that's all lmao

[pinkynore22]

once you and adrian start dating you guys are gross. not sexually, well yes sexually, but also non sexually.

in terms of sharing food most couples would buy a sandwich and cut it in half or in pieces maybe. but not you two, you order a giant sandwich and take turns taking bites. you take a bite and pass it over to him, he takes a bite and passes it back, taking a sip from the giant soda you also ordered to share before sliding it over for you to take a sip.

sharing a lollipop….. it rests in your mouth until adrian is practically begging you for it. “babeeee! you’re eating it all, let me get a lick!” so you take it out of your mouth and pop it into his. he sucks on it for a minute and then holds it out infront of your mouth where you lick it a few times until adrian brings it back to his own lips, the rest of the 11th street kids watching in horror/disgust because for some reason you’re doing this infront of them not even having a second thought about it because it’s so normal between you and adrian.

at home trying to eat dinner but you both forgot to wash the dishes and the rock paper scissors you were doing to see who had to wash them kept ending in a tie. so you sit on the couch infront of the tv, some random movie playing as you pass a fork back and forth between each other, it being the last clean one you two decided to just share it. you take a couple bites of your food, then hand him the fork so he can take some bites of his own. you two sit absentmindedly passing the fork and staring at the tv without a care in the world.

at work you sit infront of your desk, smacking on some gum and trying to read whatever file harcourt threw at you. adrian wanders over with those big puppy dog eyes of his and asks what you’re eating. “oh nothing i’m just chewing gum.” you tell him. “what flavor?” he asks. “here,” facing towards him you purse your lips and adrian bends down, instinctively opening his mouth and you spit the gum directly into it. “ooo peppermint!” adrian smiles at you. “ok that’s too far! you guys are disgusting!” economos, your desk neighbor whines. honestly, you kinda forgot he was there but oh well. “you’re just mad because we’re in love!” adrian shouts at him. “no i’m mad cause you’re gross! honestly, i expected it from him, but you?” economos looks at you with furrowed eyebrows. you shrug your shoulders and smile shyly. “i literally had my tongue down her throat this morning, she’s spit in my mouth before, why can’t we share gum?” adrian questions, genuinely confused as he overshares causing you to smack his bicep. “ade!” you look at him with wide eyes and your mouth hung open. “what! it’s true!” “yea but you shouldn’t be telling our coworkers!” “economos is like my fourth best friend! he can know!” “no he can’t!” economos pipes up, “and he doesn’t want to, please don’t share anything else about the weird stuff you guys do,” he sighs, running a hand down his face. “i hate this job.” he mumbles. “give me my gum back.” you tell adrian quietly as you grab his face, forcing him to pucker his lips. you give him a quick kiss and he pushes the wad of gum back into your mouth, you hear economos groan and his chair creak as he gets up to leave.

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authors note: do not interact with my fics if you are under 21! you will be blocked!

this was heavily influenced by april and andy from parks and rec btw! like the scene of them sharing a fork while they’re eating dinner and the scene where she spits her gum into his mouth!!! but i just had to write this with adrian cause it makes so much sense to me, he would def be weird like this. #needdat

[98bedards]

When I read fan-fiction I only read x reader, none of that character x character stuff. I’m a player not a watcher.

[necrophilicmuse]

original

[interw3bg1rl]

This man is the only reason I'm still going

Save me, Adrian Chase, save me

[scouting-through-fics]

Dude I am so tired of passive reader. Like you can literally write anything and you chose to write the subbiest reader imaginable who can’t do anything for themselves. What if I want to peg that man into next Tuesday? Then what? I want that old man whipped and whiny.

[scouting-through-fics]

OK WAIT GENIUS LEVEL WRITING HERE

Adrian Chase hockey player who goes to watch a roller derby game with Ads (she's a lesbian, what did you expect) and Harcourt. He spots reader slamming someone onto the ground and is immediately hard.

[forgetful-nerd]

Lord they look too similar and looking at the tags is cheating.

[necrophilicmuse]

even pinterest knows it

[lclrgsl]

Try Vigilante™

[reigncarnated]

the mass mischaracterisation of adrian chase is so interesting to me like that man is not your babygirl pookie he's socially inept because he's a sadistic sociopath!!!!! it is explicitly stated that he gets pleasure from playing god and inflicting violence on those he thinks are morally corrupt. yes he isn't a bigot and he's a good friend but he has murdered people in cold blood because they crossed his line of morality!!!!! this man is crazy!!!!!

[sealouree]

falling in love (literally)

happy birthday sam may you drink a thousand more joja colas from the people who want your hand in marriage by spring year 1 💗

[flowersinthetrash]

everyone is so mean to my baby Adrian if I was there I'd shoot all of them point blank (except adebayo maybe)

[vermelhoverry]

How smut looks when I’m not in the mood

[cuepidz]

cw: body mods/piercing (adrian chase)

skin to skin adversion + decent pain tolerance and recovery makes Adrian a good canidate for mod practice methinks

[necrophilicmuse]

you hear adrian calling Harcourt slutty so you have to show him how slutty HE can get

[necrophilicmuse]

do yall think Adrian has ever tried to learn freestyle with Renata Bliss videos?