dumb thotticus

🌙ned✨they/them✨30🌙 💚the backbone of society is, and always has been, the hoes💚 the blog formerly known as chikorosa

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about me :

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real about me:

-ned, 30y/o, californian 🌊🏔️🌲🌴

-they/them/theirs. nonbinary thing who is a lesbian of some sort

-native american and indigenous mexican 🇲🇽🤝🇺🇸

-office worker who is legitimately clinically insane

-my favorite anime is mob psycho🫶🏽

-i’m an Adult™️ so i rb nsfw stuff and talk about sex , drugs , and money. all appropriately tagged

-#roomie is my gf 💕

-the only men ive ever loved are stan pines and mads mikkelsen. take a look at my collection

-life is suffering but i stay sillay

-once every 10 years i make art. click here to see

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

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ive been on this blog since i was 16.. i turned 30 today!!

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Crying because this is the year i finally try to go back to grad school ughhhhhhh

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they rejected me 🫩

[killrockstar]

[icarianarts]

My fan art of the three stooges

[dogpuppy]

[starqueensterlexa]

If you have ever known anyone with a kink for being hit, or beat up, or raped and you're okay with them, you also gotta be okay with the people who's kink it is to do the hitting, the beating, or the raping. At the end of the day, we're adults playing pretend, and that's it.

[starqueensterlexa]

With every single sub i have the first thing we ever do is establish the safe word (stoplight system), and the non-verbal safe word in case they can't talk for any reason. If I can't tell where the sub is at, I will ask them point blank what is their color, and if they can't give a response, we stop. The goal is to make the other person feel good, including pain, and the most important part us knowing your subs limits and LISTENING to them. I will *never* hurt a sub in a way that they have not explicitly expresssed interest in.

[steve-likes-robots]

Makes sense to me. The “getting hit” kink requires a “hitting” kink. It’s like Transformers. Megatron can’t exist without Optimus Prime.

[starqueensterlexa]

yes Steve, its exactly like Megatron and Optimus Prime from Transformers

[senatortedcruz]

[csny]

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

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fucked so hard feel like a fried egg

[antlerpunk]

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

[snuv]

[luvsixk444]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Legendary

[stanzvomit]

[wolfertinger666]

I'm gonna be honest as fuck. black and brown people end up as victims of systemic violence within the US on a wider scale that is deplorable forever since this country's conception, especially with black Americans. and I will be honest, white liberals and leftists will see this violence, get rightfully upset, but move on. but when another white person is wrongfully murdered and tried by the system those same people will focus more outrage towards that. "they will target all of us now" is a statement made out of privilege if you don't consider the lives of black and brown people as equal.

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its my last day of vacation before going back to work im gonna kill myself