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Edmund Kelly “Fuckin' Danger Discretion Aloysius Superstar Butterfly Nimbly Ninja Pacifist Black Diamond Friendly Trustworthy Pissed Off Vamoose Su-Sussudio Middle Name” Chicane

Counter: 17

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MORE MIDDLE NAMES

WAIT REALLY??

#W H A T

*checks empty inbox*

So no Ned?

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If Ned Chicane somehow miraculously returns from the dead all of you fuckers are legally required to spam my inbox with “HE LIVES” and then any middle name that comes out of his mouth

I won’t be able to listen to Amnesty for a hot minute please do this for me and for Ned Chicane,,

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luobingmeis

okay though, in all seriousness, can we give a round of applause to clint mcelroy bc the characters he has played in the adventure zone are fucking phenomenal?

like, ik i joke a lot abt merle but so many of the taz quotes that stick w/ me are merle’s!!! like “choose joy” and, i know this one wasn’t said by merle but to merle but, “i’m not your pan, but you will always be my merle,” and, even though it was played off as an uncomfortable moment, merle telling lup to dance every day, and then merle telling davenport that he wants to live on the beach because the scenery is always changing? i can’t even explain why that line is so beautiful to me but it sure makes me emotional

and then ned chicane? if you give me some time, i could probably argue that ned is one of the most well written characters in the entirety of the adventure zone. not only is clint very fucking good at monster of the week and incredibly fucking amazing at being ned chicane, but ned’s entire character? a thief who walks the line between “good” and “bad” (very subjective terms but yeah)? a man who believes that he isn’t good enough for redemption or friendship and who believes that he isn’t good for anything and is just a coward, all the while showing some of the most selfless acts and showing time and time again that people can change for the better? a character consumed by guilt and who just wanted to make things better with his friend but everything broke bad before he could? and that line he said to victoria, i don’t remember it word for word, but it was something like, “i’ve had the good honor of being your friend,” and his entire “i fucked up” speech to aubrey was perhaps one of the most powerful taz moments, and all of episode 28? the fucking letters? the way clint presented those, along with the way he presented “ned’s” broadcast… they’re fucking amazing

like, i don’t talk abt clint’s characters enough on this blog but… he has a way of playing characters that, at first glance, are so comical, like, “oh goofy cleric who is bad at healing and is kinda bad at being a dad” and “former thief runs a monster museum that he thinks is all bullshit” but, in the next breath, he shows us an entirely different side of these characters that shows that they are trying their best and that they care and that they’re so much more and so much better than they think they are

tl;dr: clint mcelroy is fucking excellent at creating characters

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Clint mcelroy is so underrated and it’s a crime because he’s amazing y’all

#im emotional;;;#catch me crying in the corner #i miss ned fucking chicane #he might somehow live but im not getting my hopes up im case he doesnt

cuz-reasons

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Sadly, this is now complete and I’m sad. Can taz stop turning goofs into heartbreaking scenes, please?

[Audio Description: A collection of Ned’s Middle names being said in The Adventure Zone.

“Mama: So what brings you out into the WOODS in the middle of the night with Ned Fuckin Chicane?

Clint: How did you know my middle name?

Clint: Well Danger is my middle name.

Clint: Ned Fuckin Discretion Chicane

Clint: Ned Aloysius (pronounced Aluwishus) Chicane

Clint: Ned Superstar Chicane!

Clint: Ned Butterfly Chicane…

Clint: Ned Nimbly Chicane

Clint: Ned Ninja Chicane

Clint: My middle name is pacifist…

Clint: Ned Black Diamond Chicane

Clint and Griffin together: Ned Friendly Chicane

Clint: Ned Trustworthy Chicane

Clint: Ned Pissed-Off Chicane!

Clint: Ned Vamoose Chicane

Clint: With love, Edmund Kelly Chicane”

/end of audio description]

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Finally listened to the new ep and I’m bawling my eyes out so here’s a recap

#what is this blog gonna be now??????#i miss him already im so incredibly sad

IT HURTS

IT SURE DOES!!!!!

Edmund “Kelly” Chicane

Counter: 1

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Ned “Fuckin Discretion Danger Superstar Butterfly Nimbly Ninja Pacifist Black Diamond Friendly Trustworthy Pissed Off” Aloysius Chicane

Counter: 13

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NEW MIDDLE NAME! PISSED OFF CHICANE

WAIT REALLY???????? I CANT LISTEN TO THE EP RIGHT NOW BUT ILL TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS BEEN SO LONG!!!!!!!!!!! TY!!!

#OF COURSE THE ONE TIME I LISTEN TO THE EP LATE THIS HAPPENS

CLINT MCELROY WHAT WILL I HAVE TO DO TO GET YOU TO GIVE NED ANOTHER MIDDLE NAME BECAUSE I WILL DO IT I SWEAR I WILL

#ned chicane #mod blues #mod speaks #clint please #i would do so many things #im dying #clinttttttt

HEY UHHHHHHHHH

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galpalkirk

how many middle names does Ned have? anyone kept count?

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*waves*

Yes, I am. And he’s at eleven, now.

#in other news excited for the new ep #hope clint will grace us all with another name please #shameless self promotion #taz amnesty #ned chicane

Eheh, sorry, I just realized that could come off as aggressive seeing as I’ve never actually interacted with you before 🙈

Oh, no, love, it’s fine!! Thanks for the enthusiasm! :)

FRIENDLY

*rises from grave*I LIIIIIVE

Ned “Fuckin Discretion Danger Superstar Butterfly Nimbly Ninja Pacifist Black Diamond Friendly” Aloysius Chicane

Counter: 11

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There hasn’t been a middle name to add to the list since the middle of July and this blog and I are dying inside, send help

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