a mess

Sammy🌙 | 30 | Libra ♎️ | Up late delaying the inevitable.

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[kingcatnine]

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[homunculus-argument]

What are the odds that the lyrics of "what shall we do with a drunken sailor" were originally just improvised on the spot? Like all that was required was that it fits the tune and is funny enough. And if the men you're sailing with agree that "put him in the bin for indecent exposure" is fitting and funny enough, that's the next chorus.

[isabelopaque]

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

[drawing-down-the-moon9]

[louisinart-like-cuisinart]

Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts

[ashstfu]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

[daily-spooky]

[oceanicpride]

Wicked dolls by Mattel have the wrong website of the film printed on the packaging which directs you to an adult film website.

[lil-peebo]

Every day this movie gets better and better

[valtsv]

addicted to relationships where one person is a ghost but it's unclear who's haunting who

[valtsv]

am i haunting you or are you haunted by me? did i call you or am i the one answering? do you know which one of us died that night?

[sugarmint-dreams]

✿ fairy’s bath ✿

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animated w/ music | my shop

[kelly-kirstein]

I had the best time at the Locked Tomb meetup at Holiday Matsuri. Is your favorite character in here?

[turnipoddity]

If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land

[hombredeflorida]

“This is YOUR fault!”

[scope-dogg]

[fishingcatz]

Rule number one of peeing: have fun!

[jaded-witch-baby]

You don’t have to cast spells, cleanse your house, or do anything “witchy” regularly to be a witch. You are a witch regardless of how well you keep up with your craft.