Ortolan Bunting Mindset

God help, I am being eaten by a French man with a towel over his head. He has the fuck ass mustache and he's speaking all "oui oui" and shit, god please why???? oh wait he can't see cause of the fucking towel. my stupid chud bird life.

[bruzum]

[neetbeater]

I’m such a fucking poser, at 3pm a massive female spider will be eating my head and tbh I’m accepting it. However due to this I will be spider mogging all you fakers. However, the rest of my life is a larp and I will be buried in an unmarked grave outside of Dayton Ohio.

[neetbeater]

I love diy lmao

I finally committed, chud bird out…

[neetbeater]

Come back I like u

Breakdown and kinda forgot this account exists, but yeah maybe more bad jokes will be made

[neetbeater]

I'm really fucking praying I dont have a paradoxical reaction to ambien cause its all i have currently.

[neetbeater]

Me and my Milwaukee 3601-20 M18 Compact Brushless 1/2" Drill/Driver versus the world <3

[neetbeater]

Klonopin brunch feeling like a 50s house wife just need my unstable angry husband to come and beat me

[s0u1less]

[the-muppet-joker]

The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Her Gender Dysphoria

[neetbeater]

I should lowk just transition at this point

[the-muppet-joker]

Trying to make a Friend

Sitting next to me in my Bugs and Slime class is a Person of Ambiguous Gender who always wears something Very Different to every class. A hard to pin down aesthetic! I asked them a question on the first day. I asked, "What's your major?" They told me it was Bugs. So cool! I told them mine was Slime. It's not, but I thought the lie might make me seem more interesting. I've never met anyone who's a Slime Major before. They just said That's Nice and went back to scrolling on their phone. I wonder if they can tell that I used to dye my hair green. I wonder if they could tell that I'm lying.

[neetbeater]

[neetbeater]

I be woofing at my straight roommate just to do it

[monstersovka]

little dragon ✷

[neetbeater]

Why she hate me so?

[neetbeater]

out of cigs, vaping on campus, i no longer have my nicotine high ground its so fucking over

[neetbeater]

If I have one more dream where my no contact ex is a main character in it something drastic will happen and I dont mean not taking my meds I've already been doing that