[n-odious-tropy]

For a tropical island it sure does get bloody cold around here. That or the heating is broken.

....Again.

...Even though it's been fixed only last week.

Due to this, I've been half tempted to get myself a heating lamp after seeing how comfortable Sock is under his.

[neevtropy]

You should totally get a heating lamp and then invite me over so I can hypothetically push Sock to the side and lay under it instead. Just hypothetically.

[n-odious-tropy]

Hypothetically if you push my son out from under his heating lamp then hypothetically I may break both of your legs off and force feed them to you.

[neevtropy]

Is that what happened to you? 😲

[n-odious-tropy]

For a tropical island it sure does get bloody cold around here. That or the heating is broken.

....Again.

...Even though it's been fixed only last week.

Due to this, I've been half tempted to get myself a heating lamp after seeing how comfortable Sock is under his.

[neevtropy]

You should totally get a heating lamp and then invite me over so I can hypothetically push Sock to the side and lay under it instead. Just hypothetically.

[professorndear]

Bloody ridiculous that school starts right back up again tomorrow. Even when I was going there, we got a bit more of a break.

Ah well, at least there won’t be a request for “jingle bells” every single class. It’s not a bad little tune, but it can get annoying rather fast.

[neevtropy]

You still go to school? What grade are you in?

[professorndear]

WHICH ONE OF YOU TOLD MY KIDS ABOUT KRAMPUS?!

[neevtropy]

Cramp Ass is scary.

[neevtropy]

I went outside today and it was really cold and smoke came out of my mouth.

Am I going to die? 🥺 am I on fire inside?

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Yes.

[professorndear]

*tch* Quit lying to him.

Neev, you’re not dying. It’s simply because it’s colder outside than you are inside.

…

Huh, I don’t recall the islands ever getting cold enough for that in the winter before…

Hm, ah well, must be a this dimension thing.

[tito-che]

Naaah, in maah dimension climate change was also a problem. Don't worry Neev, ya're not dying. The planet is.

[neevtropy]

[tito-che]

Ow, it's alright, pichón. Thuh inevitable can be prolonged!

...

Ya know what? Why don't ya let me buy ya an ice cream, hm? Would that make ya feel better?

[neevtropy]

[sniveling]

…y-yeah 🥺

I like ice cream…

[neevtropy]

I ate a Kinder Egg because they aren’t babies. It was good, but what was the crunchy thing in the middle?

[professorndear]

Neev, I believe you just ate a chunk of plastic-

How did you not chip a tooth?!

[neevtropy]

Oh I did. Is that part of the kinder egg experience?

[professorndear]

No, no it is not!!

Are you alright, luv??

[neevtropy]

I thought I was! But now I’m not so sure 🥺 am I going to die?

[neevtropy]

I ate a Kinder Egg because they aren’t babies. It was good, but what was the crunchy thing in the middle?

[professorndear]

Neev, I believe you just ate a chunk of plastic-

How did you not chip a tooth?!

[neevtropy]

Oh I did. Is that part of the kinder egg experience?

[neevtropy]

I ate a Kinder Egg because they aren’t babies. It was good, but what was the crunchy thing in the middle?

[neevtropy]

I went outside today and it was really cold and smoke came out of my mouth.

Am I going to die? 🥺 am I on fire inside?

[ntropy-masteroftime-deactivated]

Yes.

[professorndear]

*tch* Quit lying to him.

Neev, you’re not dying. It’s simply because it’s colder outside than you are inside.

…

Huh, I don’t recall the islands ever getting cold enough for that in the winter before…

Hm, ah well, must be a this dimension thing.

[tito-che]

Naaah, in maah dimension climate change was also a problem. Don't worry Neev, ya're not dying. The planet is.

[neevtropy]

[neevtropy]

I went outside today and it was really cold and smoke came out of my mouth.

Am I going to die? 🥺 am I on fire inside?

[neevtropy]

I’m getting a computer 🐉

Everything together was $4500… I did a good job.

[gothmoxian]

Bruh-

That’s expensive tho

[neevtropy]

The more expensive things are the better they are, right?

[neevtropy]

I’m getting a computer 🐉

Everything together was $4500… I did a good job.

[neevtropy]

Looking for someone to marriage me so I can have a marriage ceremony and eat a lot of food.

[professorndear]

Neev, marriage isn’t something you can just dive headfirst into. It requires a lot of mutual trust and and most importantly, love. It’s so much more than just a wedding, and it isn’t worth it to commit to such a thing simply for the sake of having a wedding, luv.

[neevtropy]

But I want food

[mauve-balm]

Darling what's stopping you from eating wedding food outside of a wedding? Just order catering!

[professorndear]

Precisely!!

But, uhm, please don’t order a copious amount of food. We do still have to be able to maneuver in the kitchen, of course.

[mauve-balm]

Oh don't be shy Nancy! In fact, we could feed this whole island. I'm sure if you don't have the room there's others who will gladly take the food.

[professorndear]

Very true, very true.

*tch* You know what, we could host a potluck! It might be nice to have a get together, after all.

[neevtropy]

I just want food and I want it to be free so however we accomplish this I wanna do that.

[neevtropy]

Looking for someone to marriage me so I can have a marriage ceremony and eat a lot of food.

[professorndear]

Neev, marriage isn’t something you can just dive headfirst into. It requires a lot of mutual trust and and most importantly, love. It’s so much more than just a wedding, and it isn’t worth it to commit to such a thing simply for the sake of having a wedding, luv.

[neevtropy]

But I want food

[neevtropy]

Looking for someone to marriage me so I can have a marriage ceremony and eat a lot of food.

[neevtropy]

Now that I’m a ghost I can do anything I want.

[kat-astrophey]

Fuck yeah, guy!!

[neevtropy]

Woah, a ghost. Let’s do ghost things together!

[neevtropy]

Now that I’m a ghost I can do anything I want.