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[kitsnicket]

This show was the funniest fucking thing

[purplebuddhaproject]

“May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.”

— Nelson Mandela (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[perspectiv8]

[pochowek]

WHOM'ST

Y’AIN’T’D’VE

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

[glysunflower]

[soundgoodizer]

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

[zappavolta]

[slightmood]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“It’s all about falling in love with yourself and sharing that love with someone who appreciates you, rather than looking for love to compensate for a self love deficit.”

— Eartha Kitt (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[powerarmor]

this guy created mcafee antivirus and then went completely off the rails. like absolute chaos. he got super rich, moved to Belize, was suspected of murdering his neighbor, fled Belize, had his location accidentally leaked by a Vice journalist who was with him lmfao, was apprehended in Guatemala, faked not one but two heart attacks while in custody to buy time for his lawyer, was deported back to the US, and then ran for president as a libertarian

[gorps]

hes so unintentionally funny

[gorps]

HOW could I forget this classic

[chilcanos-blog]

[ellorart]

There is no such thing as a

“Stupid reason to live.”

If you want to live for your cat,

Live for your cat.

It doesn’t matter why,

Just live.

— hidden-author

[disgustinganimals]

[yourgoat]

anointed

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

what a lovely hat

[internetmessiah-deactivated2017]

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

[silverhawk]

i like musicals but like……good musicals. like the barbie movies

[chazittarius]

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.