Surprise, bitch

Always looking for role plays, loves cats, old af, Intj, female, meme queen

[goruma]

ive tried opening my mouth and saying words before nd ive gotta say. im not a fan

[tiralatele]

[richardalexanderrr]

lmao homeboy STRUGGLED

[rumourdaledotcom]

Idk who he is but I love him

[sour-charity]

This feels like a cartoon

[skeletalrabbit]

This is literally what it’s like to own a rabbit tho

[anonymousfragger]

This part got me so bad i had to gif it

[bunjywunjy]

the muffled radio in the background and the person taking the video JUST COMPLETELY LOSING IT really make this

[tache-noire]

this is what 5 million years of evolving specifically to evade predators looks like

[bramstroaker-deactivated2021122]

bro are you eating apple? sick twilight reference bro haha

[blurds]

[d0esntmakesense]

“imma make you a hat, look, good hat”

[torukou]

[a-pdx-person-deactivated2018030]

[hungwy]

I dont play pokemon

[pukicho]

That’s perfectly fine dude

[pukicho]

Die

[bostonprima]

[noonefuxlikehux]

GUYS IT'S OFFICIAL!!! HUX AND KYLO ARE PARTYING IN HEAVEN NOW MWAHAHAHAHA SUCK MY ASS REYLOS!

WE WON THE ANTI-REYLO WAR! <3

[viscraeldeactivated1]

i dont remember when i made this

[trashboat]

yes i do the cooking

yes i do the cleaning

[trashboat]

yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning

[claywoman]

my skin: i’m literally……… dying pls drink water, eat better, use some product,,, sleep decent hours……… 

me:

[aprilwitching-deactivated201808]

candles are how we keep fires as pets

[annabellioncourt]

this is unnecessarily adorable

[frogmp3]

so disturbed when people say they don’t like vegetarian food. bro this is vegetables

[glumshoe]

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

[piningmarten]

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

[glumshoe]

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[zanillani]

PSA: Please don't hold moles like that

[glumshoe]

I’m not “holding” the mole.

The mole bit the stick as I was saving it from a dog. When they bite down, they do not readily let go, and you are able to transport them to safety.

[afaerytalelife]

[jehovahhthickness]

[homofied]