Negative Zero

And other things that are inside my strange realm of a mind

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tumblr choose a topic and i’ll make it creepy

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Ice Cream Sandwiches

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The Unanswerable Question

I have a question. I have asked hundreds of people, over many years, but only one, single, individual, has known the answer. And now, I ask it only to mess with people, knowing that I have the forbidden knowledge.

Why is there the letter D in FRIDGE but no letter D in the word REFRIGERATOR?

And yes, I know the answer, and you must remain in IGNORANCE.

Foolish mortals

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Unpopular Opinion

Why can’t we all live in peace and harmony. Those who like pepsi, those who like coke, those who (me) like neither and prefer root bear. Those who like red vines, those who like twizzlers, and those who dislike both of those (me) and would rather have candy corn, those who don’t like candy corn. Those who like peanut butter. Those (my sister) who don’t. Those who think all koolaid flavors taste the same, and those who notice the subtle and distinct flavors. Those who like pineapple on their pizza, and those who do not. Those who like their pizza like a salad. Taste is subjective. There is no wrong, or right. Only a flavor palate as unique, and wonderful as the individual. Except those who like burnt toast. Dude, I understand marshmallows but burnt toast literally tastes like ash and dust. It’s like eating Pompeii. Just tell me.... WHY?????

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I will inhabit all the corners of your mind, you will think of me in every breath of your soul, you will have me in the corners of your thoughts, day and night.

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As long as you are okay with roommates, it’s kinda crowded. And I fully expect you to pay rent. Space in my brain ain’t free, you know.

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First of all

I’ve create this blog for 4 reasons. 

1) I think dumb things, and I want to record them so I can share them with posterity or so others can laugh or mock me. 

2) Maybe I will contribute to one of those how is tumblr free compilations on youtube, and that would be epic.

3) I want to rant and ramble all the emotions out of my brain so that they stop bouncing in my head at 2am when I work at 4am. 

4) I never said I would tell you all of them. >:)

5) Lasagna