Here's My Disaster

Kerra | 25 | Iowa

[sa2ha]

[legoguy9875]

The last video’s thumbnail is the last thing the uploader saw before Pancake killed them.

[waterunning]

[chubbybritneyspears]

[sarenderpity]

Friendly reminder that if you shake hands with a guy you shouldn’t eat or touch your face until you’ve washed your hands.

[sarenderpity]

this isnt some Feminist Joke, btw, they basically teach this in food safety since so many guys think its fine to not wash their hands after they’ve touched their dick

[twentythousandvolts]

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

[tittytron]

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

[catchymemes]

[hotvampireadjacent]

someone explain this to me this is so surreal there’s a fucking watermark on the cake

[hoodjab]

I’m that person that sticks their hands in-between their thighs when they’re cold

[pleatedjeans]

[sikhfam]

I love being sent memes and people being like “this is you” or “this made me think of you”.  Even if the meme is roasting me thank you for thinking about me ily.

[shenori-deactivated20170728]

I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. 

[latenights]

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto

[sandmandaddy69]

[jonbutter]

when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up

[catasters]

[llleighsmith]

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun