welcome to my twisted rind (my poor orange...)

Hope y'all are keeping safe and happy! age range 25-30, not a horny blog but still 18+

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

May I offer you some slime?

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Or could I interest you in a bite of swamp sludge?

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

I sourced it from the finest of marshlands........

[romanceyourdemons]

i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals

[dubiousculturalartifact]

#well yeah they were film students. it's what they would have wanted

(via @big-ass-magnet

[kaban-bang]

[kaban-bang]

[lindleland]

[pewdiepieburglar]

[beemovieerotica]

people are clowning on this guy on reddit but uhhh let's pause for a minute and ask...so what happens if someone has a skin condition? what if part of their face has been burned? what if they're missing their eyes? and so what if they just have a fuckton of tattoos? recognition algorithms are aligned with the most ""average"" / ""normal"" features which means any deviation gets denied access to shit we didnt need age verification for 1 year ago. i dont care if it's a choice versus not, dont care if it's accessing porn or wikipedia, this needs to stop

[thetalee]

Hell, not too long ago, wasn't there an issue with a Microsoft program just not recognizing PoC's faces? Just simply not even registering that there was a face.

[beemovieerotica]

from another person's tags:

[rounderhouse]

“cyberpunk future where you need to make payments on your cybernetics or they get repo’d” is good, but doesn’t go far enough. consider cyberpunk future where the terms of service restrict how you can use your augments and implants — your prosthetic hands physically quake and lock up if you try to use them for things your medical company deems “a risk factor” (which somehow includes protesting the very same biomedical conglomerate), and your eyes automatically blur information that tells you how to improve or update augments yourself. but even surrounded by this much greed, widespread underground communities exist of people helping one another jailbreak their titanium bodies, recapturing the autonomy corporations have methodically stripped away from them.

[zanylibrarianorchestra-deactiva]

this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

[retroactivebakeries]

[anarchistkale]

In case anyone doesn't know, there's a great story behind this. Years ago, someone went on the Fallen London subreddit to lament that they had made a mistake while attempting to buy some number of weasels, accidentally misclicking and purchasing 500 weasels at once.

This weasel-afflicted player wanted to know if one of the developers could undo the purchase or give them back the substantial amount of in-game money they'd unintentionally spent on all those extraneous mustelids.

One of the devs responded to the post, on their lunch break and slightly drunk. They could not undo the purchase or refund the player, but they did go in and slap together a brand new event in the game that triggers when a player comes to possess 400 or more weasels, the text of which can be seen in the original post.

Aside from being hilarious, this event also bestows a unique quality on the weasel owner, which in Fallen London is worth far more than mere in-game currency. In the years since, further evolutions of this unique quality have been introduced for owning 400 of the game's other, more expensive varieties of weasel.

Yet another reason Fallen London is one of my favourite games.

[ofdarklands]

yeah

[hyperions-fate]

No tech CEO or NYT bestselling novelist will ever match the creativity of a humble French postman who decided on a whim to spend thirty-three years building a surreal, majestic palace with the bricks and mortar of his dreams.

[hyperions-fate]

[wlwillow]

[eek-a-tron]

Couple of interesting additions:

1. Ferdinand Cheval tripped over a stone and was inspired by its shape, eventually stating, "It represents a sculpture so strange that it is impossible for man to imitate, it represents any kind of animal, any kind of caricature. I said to myself: since Nature is willing to do the sculpture, I will do the masonry and the architecture."

Here's the tripped-over sandstone in question, which explains some of the abstract design:

Oh, and also:

2. He tripped and started this when he was 43.

[elodieunderglass]

Why not!

[charnel-grounds]

Chris Becker (b. 1983), “Metropolis”

graphite on panel, 2025

[someone-out-there-lovesyou]

[cruzfucker]

[zinjanthropusboisei]

These pictures are killing me

[roy-co]

@letsblogwithmama ? lets mine with mama ?

[letsblogwithmama]

official mama post

[roadhogsbigbelly]

just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

[roadhogsbigbelly]

[therottenkingsreckoning]

It's basically just this

[roadhogsbigbelly]

brave but evil comparison

[thunderon]

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

[thunderon]

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

[thunderon]

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

[scoobycool9]

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

[thunderon]

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

[otherwindow]

A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.

Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̷O̷L̴Y̷ ̶W̵A̷T̸E̷R̶ ̵W̴A̵T̴C̵H̴ ̶O̶U̷T̴

Haunted Doll, dying: N̶E̵E̸D̷ ̷S̸O̵U̵L̸S̷ Android: [opens the haunted doll’s back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: A̶C̶C̷E̷P̸T̶A̷B̸L̵E̴ ̷S̴U̴B̸S̵T̸I̷T̷U̴T̵E̴

Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̵F̴L̸A̷W̵L̷E̴S̵S̷ ̷B̶O̸D̶Y̵ ̷P̶O̵S̶S̵E̷S̶S̵I̷O̷N̴

[otherwindow]

[edgar-allan-possum]

Ghost and the Machine

[neonfretra]

hell is full. heaven is full. god created a new holding space for souls called hurgle and the only thibg to do here is this infinitely expading jigsaw puzzle of a finely detailed pigeon. we are just slowwwwwly creating little tufts of feathers for eternity . yesterday , greg found a corner piece