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andrew: you don’t scare me

nathaniel: then why is your heart beating so fast?

andrew: you’re kinda cute

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andrew: anything you say can and will be held against you.

neil:

andrew: *gets close and whispers* so only say my name

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kevin: fuck capitalism. it’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and isn’t fair. you shouldn’t have to work three jobs to afford basic necessities

andrew, playing monopoly: sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor

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neil: are we flirting right now?

andrew: i‘m literally stabbing you with a knife

neil: and?

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andrew: *cups neil cheeks*

neil, smiling: hey

andrew: i spilled superglue on my hands

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nicky: you didn’t have a happy childhood?

neil: my favorite toy was a rifle. you finish the puzzle.

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aaron: you're seriously taking a nap right now?

andrew: damn straight. screw consciousness, that's what i say.

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policeman: please sit in this chair, i’d like to ask you both a few questions.

andrew, whispering to neil: deny everything.

neil, nodding: got it.

neil, deadpanning: that’s not a chair

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neil: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.

andrew: wasn't kevin with you?

kevin: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised.

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the foxes: this can’t get any worse now, can it?

neil: sure it can, just give me a minute

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kevin: i’m bisexual and i hate myself, does that make me homophobic?

aaron: kev, we talked about this

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renee: allison, are you crying?

allison, sobbing: this book is so fucking sad

renee:

renee: sweety, it’s a interior design book

allison, sobbing harder: i know, the designs fucking suck

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nicky: today, i saw kevin crying for five or six minutes, and then an alarm on his phone went off and he just… stopped crying and went right back to work.

andrew: it’s called time management, nicky.

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neil: you... punched him.

andrew: i would've done a lot worse if you weren't here.

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neil: here's a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

kevin: neil no.

andrew, nodding: mistlefoe.

kevin: please stop encouraging him.

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jeremy: jean! i just realized we are moon and sun, black cat and golden retriever, hurt/comfort couple!!

jean: what the hell are you saying

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neil: so, how's the best exy player in the world doing?

kevin: i don't know, how are you neil?

neil:

neil, in tears: oh uh i-i'm doing fine.