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Andrew: let me get this straight. You’ve been on the run for 8 years, you have 22 identities to cover those, meaning a new identity every 3-4 months. You were almost sold to the ravens, your dad has tried to kill you multiple times, has killed your mom, and yet not only have you stayed Neil Josten for over a year but you signed on with the foxes???? Why

Neil:

#you could take this guy's brain apart layer by layer and you'd keep finding exy #fave

dustisus

nicky is a bit crazy for being so ready to respond to andrew’s beck and call but it’s never as obvious as during that game when andrew calls him over and says he’s bored and nicky runs over and hits a guy in the shins to get carded. swung that racquet straight to the tibia and thought ”i can’t believe i’m finally bonding with andrew :D”

kevjeanday

#LAUGHING

feelingthedisaster

Kevin *to Neil's face*: a fucking toddler can play better than you, have you never touched a rackect? your perfomance is an offense to exy

Kevin *when Neil isnt hearing*: he is one of the best strickers to ever play exy, he will make court and win the olympics before 25, he'll be remember in history as one of the best exy players

cowpants147

kevin: what’s your blood type?

andrew: how would i know?

kevin: how would you not!

andrew: who am i, karl landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

kevin: you don’t know your own blood type, BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM?!

em-xzm

Literally what happens in the book

crumbification

neil josten:

adnrewminyard

aftg fic where everything is the same but the story is just told through bee’s therapy notes. just imagine the jump between sessions.

session 36: andrew is doing well this week, spending time with family and kevin, feeling needed. slight paranoia regarding new recruit, spoke about coping mechanisms when feeling as if loved ones are threatened. discussed the upcoming school year.

session 37: andrew has drugged the new recruit and interrogated him. tells me they’ve come to an understanding. no signs of remorse. discussed possible legal consequences of actions and how we could have addressed that more healthily. scheduling in for extra sessions to work on impulse control.

victor-v

please this has to be an audio drama

#GIGGLING #i need this right now

stop-being-the-rabbit

most people: i can fix him

neil josten: i can and will fix his brother his best friend and his fucked-up college sports team but he's perfect actually <3

only-god-canstopme

you know renee must have been giggling when andrew was like “😀tell him i am gay”. she must have got to the changing rooms and done a little drama dance. she must have been like ! yahoo! time to meddle !

yes-i-exist-shutup

*at kathys show*

Andrew: Fuck. I have to get up there. I need to protect Kevin. Let me go.

Neil: *defends the shit out of Kevin*

Andrew: Partner??? In Crime?? Holy shit?!??? This bitch??!?!??!?!?????

aledethanlast

My favorite Andrew headcanon still remains that upon retiring from Exy—a good several years before average, and waaaay before Neil and Kevin, because he's finally secure enough in his life and desires to recognize that he doesn't need to keep doing something he doesn't enjoy just because hes good at it—he goes back into law and becomes a public defender.

It's not like he forgot anything since college, and most of the bar exam is rote memorization, so picking it back up is simple. Neil is too happy that Andrew is making such a major decision on his own initiative to be disappointed about losing pro exy.

On the other hand. Can you imagine sitting in a jail cell for auto theft waiting for some underpaid schmuck to offer you a plea deal when fucking LeBron James walks in.

alvarezforthegame

we all missed the humor from seth hating kevin in the foxhole court. kevin shows up at the door in the middle of the night and seth rolls out of bed to fight him, no questions asked. seth doesn’t even like neil, he just hates kevin enough to wake up and throw down. mans isn’t even out of REM sleep yet and he’s gonna swing. kevin shows up again and seth just starts swearing. kevin breathes and seth is like “fuck you”. it’s fucking hilarious

foxerice

kevin, sobbing: my left hand is broken

medicated andrew: did you try putting it in rice

foxerice

andrew, staring at his car after the ravens’ fans wrecked it:

kevin, walking up to him: you should try putting it in rice

foxerice

LEAVE HIM ALONE

irisbythegoogoodolls

does anyone else remember the foxhole court bc that was so insane. for awhile the biggest thing on tumblr was a self published book series that no one outside of this website has ever heard of and that was never even published in physical form about a guy who fakes his name, age (by one year) and identity to join a sports team for a fake sport that the author invented for the series despite the fact that it was literally just lacrosse, after being on the run and changing his name hundreds of times because his mobster dad tried to sell him to a rival sports team that was actually owned by the japanese mafia. or something like that. and then every single subsequent thing that happened was somehow more batshit soap opera plotlines. this was literally the most popular book series on tumblr and was put on book rec lists alongside like, the great gatsby and donna tartt books. if I didn’t remember it so clearly I would assume I hallucinated this

irisbythegoogoodolls

oh and to be clear this series was not set in japan, the japanese mafia just owned an american college sports team and was super invested in it for some reason

irisbythegoogoodolls

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