the queen

one is a lonely number, two means the first loser. / i write sometimes.

[neilljxsten]

Ok but Neil has hair long enough that he has to hold it back with a bandana through the entire series, right? Neil having to push his hair out of his eyes from time to time but bc he’s a Hot Guy™ he does the move where he simultaneously runs his fingers through his hair. Neil’s hair becoming long enough that when he does this the ends of his hair sweep across his cheekbones. Andrew gulps. Matt has a heart attack. Nicky tries calling 911.

[darkblueboxs]

what if the foxes looked at neil’s obviously fake name/ID, his avoidance of doctors/hospitals/cops, his refusal to talk abt his background or his family, his “french mom,” his shifting accent/sporadically british vocabulary & his three languages and decided that he was clearly an undocumented immigrant that needed to be protected at all costs

matt makes it about three months before quietly offering to marry neil to help with his “situation.” neil has never been so confused in his life.

[tntwme]

(Years later)

Andrew: we’re getting married tomorrow, yes or no?

Neil: I have to divorce Matt first

Andrew: (record scratch). Beg pardon?

[dreamofthestars]

allison reynolds — all for the game, nora sakavic (inspiration.) Allison curled her lip at him in scorn. “Shut up. No you’re not. You’re not,” she insisted when Neil opened his mouth to argue. It sounded less like an accusation and more like an order, so Neil reluctantly subsided. “Have you forgotten who has to paint you back together every morning? If you’d let them steamroll you yesterday after all of this,” she flicked her finger up at her own face, “I would hate you.”

[sinistercacophony]

honestly neil and andrew are In Love but to me the most romantic thing about couples is the things they do that annoy the shit out of each other. it happens with everyone. if you live someone at some point they will do something that you Fucking Hate and you just have to live with the fact that your favorite person in the world has some incredibly annoying habits

that said:

-andrew watches incredibly gross horror movies on their giant widescreen tv and neil hates it. it doesn't trigger him or anything (andrew would absolutely stop if it did) bc it's all clearly fake it's just gross and he doesn't like it and andrew thinks that's hilarious

- neil leaves his shoes in the middle of the floor. he doesn't take them off in the doorway just like. wherever he thinks about it. in the bathroom. in the middle of the kitchen. sometimes he'll take on off in one room and another off in another room. andrew trips on them constantly

- andrew buys shampoos, gets halfway through them, and then gets bored and let's them languish in the shower until neil gets frustrated and throws them out

- neil likes grapefruit. in andrew's eyes this is one of neil's biggest sins

- they both climb on the counters to reach things but andrew will climb on the counters while Wearing Shoes. nastie

- tbh they're both terrible with laundry they only nominally have a basket they just drop shit on the floor

-andrew plays music in the car so loudly that neil eventually begins to suspect that his hearing is Not Great. they either drive in dead silence or with the music blasting. there is no in between

- neil will get drinks and then only half drink them and then will just leave the cups places and forget about them for weeks until they are just full of mold. andrew is like. just. finish your fucking drinks and we won't have this fucking problem JUST FINISH IT OR DUMP IT OUT EMPTY CUPS DONT MOLD NEIL

[marxandria]

foxhole twins

[komsomolka]

andrew : i’ve been dropping subtle hints that i like neil andrew : *walks over to neil* i can’t stand you

[miniyrds]

Things Aaron Minyard does on his Birthday

- ignores all of the text messages from the foxes wishing him a happy birthday bc somehow they found out - gets pampered by Katelyn bc she’s the best girlfriend and Aaron is so lucky to have her - eats cake

[miniyrds]

Things Andrew Minyard Does on his Birthday

- ignore all of the text messages from the foxes wishing him a happy birthday bc somehow they found out - eats cake

That’s all

[miniyrds]

No but since the foxhole court is set in like 2006-ish does that mean a tv show of it would have early 2000s style

[miniyrds]

bring back the jorts discussion 2020

[miniyrds]

my brain: *sees aftg*

my brain: af-tuh-guh

[miniyrds]

my brain: *sees tfc*

my brain: t-f-c 😌

[bloody-wonder]

Who needs andriel to say "I love you" or get married when nora said they are nothing without each other, that they are great at communicating, that just being in each others presence is calming, that Neil steals sips of Andrew's hot chocolate when hes not looking, that Andrew is an anchor to home for Neil, that Andrew thinks losing Neil might be the one thing it would hurt to lose, the one thing he couldn't come back from,that they get cats together, that they like taking long walks on the beach

Y E S

i love how this list is like soft soft soft neil’s a sneaky lil bitch soft soft

[miniyrds]

andrew minyard 100% knew what he was doing when he went thru neil’s bag in tfc. he wanted to be caught. he unfolded the tags on purpose and i love that for him. u go get ‘em andrew

[halfhaizee]

When I was in foster care, we had our names written on the tags. It was mandatory, we couldn't cut them out, bc of organizing reasons (and people stealing things). I totally hated it. I was a teen in highschool with my name on my coat and my things, like a child. I tell you: there's NO WAY Andrew forgot about the tags.

[sir-see]

I mean he has eidetic memory. If he wanted to put things back exactly as he found them he totally could. He’s just a shit

[miniyrds]

can u imagine........a foxes zoom call

[griysha]

Andrew’s smile was small and cold. “You be something. Kevin says you’ll be a champion. Four years and you’ll go pro. Five years and you’ll be Court. He promised Coach. He promised the school board. He argued until they signed off on you.”

the foxhole court by nora sakavic.

[miniyrds]

yes, books have ruined my idea of relationships. I’m still waiting for a drugged, short, angry 20 year old to tell me that I’m a liar and that I should stop running and that he’ll protect me bc he secretly finds me attractive but I don’t swing so he’s content to admire and never do anything about it bc I didn’t consent. but then-

[minayrd]

whether neil left today or tomorrow or next week, he’d leave alone. two, five, ten years from now, if neil was even still alive, he’d still be alone. he could be anyone, anywhere in the world, but he’d be alone until the day he died. he’d never trust anyone enough to let them in.

[betsydobsons]

All for the Game by Nora Sakavic

“You are a pipe dream”