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@minayrd
Sometimes, some rare times, a secret stays undiscovered because it is something too big for the mind to hold. It is too strange, too vast, too terrifying to contemplate. All of us have secrets in our lives. Weâre keepers or keptfrom, players or played. Secrets and cockroaches â thatâs what will be left at the end of it all.
WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me
we've got a life to love living.
we've got a life to love living.
Hey kid you want a job?
Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.
See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.
Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.
Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.
Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.
Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section
(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!
Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.
Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(
Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!
Trapped Family in Gaza Appeals for Help to SurviveđĽšđ
Hello, I am Asmaa - a young soul with a heart full of flexibility and a spirit that does not back down in the face of challenges.đđđľđ¸đľđ¸đđ
In the bustling world, amidst the chaos and uncertainties, let me introduce ⌠Asmaa Majed needs your support for Help Asmaa to continue scho
Suffering in obtaining food and how to prepare food in light of the lack of the most basic necessities of lifeđđđđđľđ¸đľđ¸đđ
The suffering of displacement and living in tents after the destruction of the house, my father losing his job, and the difficulty of life in tents, as if living in a heat oven.đđđđđđ
Destroying all features of life in Gaza and destroying the university is a loss of passion in achieving my dreamđđđđđđđľđ¸đľđ¸
I ask you to help donate, spread the campaign link, and support the page in order to identify lifeâs difficulties and provide the simplest things of daily life, such as eating and drinking
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@sar-soor @appsa @northgazaupdates2 @aria-ashryver @timetravellingkitty @briarhips
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"Limes," says Jude, looking up at him and shielding his eyes against the sun.
âRight, he says, and bends down, takes Jude's sunglasses off him, kisses him on his eyelids, and replaces his glasses. Summer, JB has always said, is Jude's season: his skin darkens and his hair lightens to almost the same shade, making his eyes turn an unnatural green, and Willem has to keep himself from touching him too much. "I'll be back in a little while."
A Little Life - Hanya Yanagihara
whether neil left today or tomorrow or next week, heâd leave alone. two, five, ten years from now, if neil was even still alive, heâd still be alone. he could be anyone, anywhere in the world, but heâd be alone until the day he died. heâd never trust anyone enough to let them in.
hey so ik i basically abandoned this app for like three years but where are all the editors now,,? do they still exist
â âŚand now there wasnât a damn place in the ocean that wouldnât catch fire if he dropped a match. â
the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people arenât allowed to use the worst part is everything else
ânobody wants to work anymoreâ and then you get autorejected by the AI reading your resume before it ever reaches a human because it doesnât contain the right buzzword. ânobody wants to work anymoreâ and you have to submit a cover letter but you get instantly rejected anyway for answering a question the wrong way. no they wonât tell you what the right way is. ânobody wants to work anymoreâ but companies are posting fake job postings to look like theyâre growing to impress investors. ânobody wants to work anymoreâ but you get ghosted only to be rejected six months later by an automated email. ânobody wants to work anymoreâ I hope you are ejected into the void of space
This too shall pass but like holy fuck
WHY ARE YOU LONELY: A TEXT GAME -Â Mallory Ortberg
WHY ARE YOU LONELY: CHOOSE ONE
FAILED TO NURTURE RELATIONSHIPS BORN OUT OF CONVENIENCE ONCE CHANGING CIRCUMSTANCES REQUIRED ACTIVE PARTICIPATION FROM YOU
WATCHED NETFLIX FOR SEVEN HOURS INSTEAD OF SLEEPING BECAUSE YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN MISTAKEN INERTIA FOR REST
CONFUSED âSELF-CAREâ WITH âSELF-INDULGENCEâ AGAIN; YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING GENUINE REFRESHMENT OR RESTORATION BUT YOU DO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY AT NAIL SALONS
ONCE AGAIN CONFUSED âEMPATHYâ FOR âTAKING RESPONSIBILITYâ AND INVITED OTHERS TO UNLOAD THEIR EMOTIONAL BURDENS ON YOU WITHOUT FIRST ENSURING RECIPROCITY, WHOOPS
ANTICIPATORILY BLAMED OTHER PEOPLE FOR NOT CALLING YOU WITHOUT ONCE ASKING YOURSELF WHY YOU CANâT CALL THEM
ASSUMING ANY TIME SPENT TOGETHER THAT YOU HAD TO INITIATE IS SOMEHOW LESS AUTHENTIC THAN REQUESTS FOR TIME SPENT TOGETHER THAT YOU ACCEPT
BELIEVE âPERIODICALLY EXPERIENCING THE HUMAN CONDITIONâ MEANS SOMETHING IS FUNDAMENTALLY BROKEN WITHIN YOU
CONSTANTLY LIE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS THEN WONDER WHY YOU FEEL LIKE NO ONE KNOWS YOU
MISTAKENLY BELIEVE THAT NEGATIVE FEELINGS MUST BE MISTAKES EITHER TO BE AVOIDED OR FIXED RATHER THAN EXPERIENCED
DESIRE TO BE FULLY UNDERSTOOD WITHOUT THE CONCOMITANT WILLINGNESS TO FULLY EXPLAIN YOURSELF
BELIEVE TRYING AT SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT SHOULD RESULT IN INSTANT PERFECTION AND FIND YOURSELF HORRIFIED AND ASHAMED OF MAKING REALISTIC PROGRESS
TRY COCONUT OIL
CONVINCED THAT HONESTLY ADMITTING YOUR PROBLEMS WILL DRIVE PEOPLE AWAY BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES COMPLAINING SO INSTEAD YOU OFFER EVERYONE A PISS-POOR SIMULACRUM OF BEING EASY-GOING
STILL JUST WAITING FOR THINGS TO HAPPEN TO YOU INSTEAD OF EXPRESSING YOUR DESIRES ALOUD
THINK YOUâRE BEING PLAYFUL BUT ACTUALLY YOU JUST GET MEAN WHEN YOU DRINK
SPEND ALL YOUR TIME SAYING THINGS LIKE âEITHERâS GOODâ OR âDOESNâT MATTER TO MEâ WHEN IN FACT ONLY ONE THING IS GOOD AND IT DOES MATTER TO YOU BUT YOU THINK âNOT EXPRESSING A PREFERENCEâ IS THE BEST PERSONALITY TRAIT YOU HAVE TO OFFER OTHERS
PEOPLE ACTUALLY MORE AWARE OF YOUR BARELY-CONCEALED CONTEMPT FOR THEIR CHOICES AND RELATIONSHIPS THAN YOU THINK THEY ARE
NO GOOD REASON, SORRY
Mallory Ortberg plz stop laying my psyche bare for the world to see
If there was a job where you'd get paid a living wage in exchange for staying a student, would you take it?
Yes
No
Notes: Just like students now, you'd be graded, and you'd have homework and tests. However, you'd also get to choose your major and have all the seasonal breaks students currently have. Summer is unpaid unless you enroll in optional summer classes.
If you don't mind, please also include in the tags whether you are or aren't neurodivergent.
At one point I would have said yes but after years of the recurring nightmare of "I'm sitting in a final exam and don't know what's going on/forgot to go to class all year" I genuinely think I have too much anxiety now
â Georgia O'Keeffe
