a pipe dream

jules. 23. they/she. social justice, fanart, etc. aftg, trc, hp, btvs, etc.

[noahczerxy]

*blows kiss down to virginia (for gansey)*

[neilsexy]

half the trc fandom: gansey is going to die i have fully accepted it and here a joke about it and also very detailed scene of his death and the other characters' grief in my fanfic

other half of the trc fandom: nahh psh they'll save him it's fine who said its true? the author? what does she know?

[daniellerussells]

*slam dunks a pumpkin* fall is life

[grangerjean]

(insp)

[johnbottoms]

literally none of u Get It.

[johnbottoms]

i guess u guys do get it 

[senstia]

neil choosing andrew over exy with no hesitation will always be my favorite thing like exy is everything to neil and what kept him going for so long so the foxes all think that of course neil would choose exy over andrew but when neil is asked about it he is so floored and shocked by it because he can’t imagine any reality where he would choose anything over andrew, even exy.

[splishsplashyouropinionistrash]

and you know.

you know andrew expected him to choose exy.

cause he always has.

he chose exy over his own life for fuck’s sake.

not to mention, it’s andrew. nobody has ever picked andrew when there were other options available. not his brother. not cass.

nobody picks andrew. they get stuck with him.

so of course he expected the answer to be exy. he’s self destructive, but he’s not stupid.

and then neil chooses him. no hesitation.

because neil isn’t like all of the other people in his life.

and it’s so strange with his perfect memory, but sometimes he forgets that fact.

[czesca]

characters who are so inauthentic. characters who only show what they want other people to see of them. characters who simply must have control over every part of themselves. do you even get it

[visenyaism]

“everything will be okay”: shallow and dismissive comfort that establishes impossible goal an indefinite future away

“in two weeks you will have different problems”: so true bestie the human experience

[mermen]

add another clove of garlic im not driving

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[aquitainequeen]

[foxhardt]

you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

[wizardshark]

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

[blackpyrefly]

its fucking dember.

[ancharan]

this wasnt even fucking posted in dember ops a liar

[blackpyrefly]

^ victim of my device that makes you forget what time zones are

[45percenterthen]

SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with ‘hi for the love of god hello’ 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

[onceiwashere]

Archie got two more legs over the summer, Betty. He’s a centaur now

[butchniqabi]

i have a semi-funny story? fact? occurrence? about happy holidays vs merry christmas. i have a few speech impediments but the most obvious ones are R lisps (cant pronounce Rs) and S lisps (cant pronounce Ss). so when the holiday season comes around, naturally, i say 'happy holidays' since there are no Rs and a single S which i can say fast enough that not many people notice. whenever i say happy holidays at work and someone gets all pissy about it, i pause everything im doing and say merry christmas and, of course, it does not sound at all how its supposed to. so i go 'wait hold on, lemme try again' and i will make them wait a full minute+ as i try to garble out a phrase. it gets even more funny (for me) when my stutter kicks in and it takes me 10 seconds to even START the word 'merry.' and its like, what are they gonna say? 'stop trying to say the thing i WANTED you to say?''nvm just say happy holidays?' they think if they comment on it, it'll make me feel bad, so theyre trapped until i decide they've learned their lesson. ive been doing this for the past 3 years at multiple jobs and i have no intention of stopping.

can we kiss???

[broresteia]

goin thru my photos and here are the remainder of my tfc reread doodles

[filthyprotozoan]

what if everything is intentional. what if dancing with your friends matters as much as picking up groceries. what if you put color in your hair and a stranger feels seen. what if someone makes soup for you. what if tears are sacred. what if it’s all love.

[filthyprotozoan]

“is this toxic positivity” LOL fellas is it toxic positivity to find beauty in the little things? like jesus fucking christ relax i am literally not telling you to find happiness in every single thing im just saying theres some love in the world. “toxic positivity” i say this so genuinely go outside.