Bonjour Mishamigos

18 | Hero of Canton | Adorable | Loves food and hugs | Was turned into a newt, but then got better |

[neithereasonnorhyme-blog]

Studying Aesthetic

• Flowers

• Shasta

• Lingerie

• Tea Lights

[jlaw]

[scavengervortex-blog]

[oscarborn2bwilde-deactivated202]

tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM

YOU GO , GIRL.

[thinkintrixxter]

‘not that you’re the genius’

[unclefather]

questioning her intelligence when he has that hair cut in 2014

[apauliner-blog]

BAAAAAAAM, for fuck’s sake!!

[manbandvevo-blog]

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MAYIM BIALIK. 

FOR YEARS AS A KID AND TEEN, SHE BALANCED SCHOOL AND ACTING, NEVER ONCE LETTING HER GRADES DROP OR HER CAREER SUFFER. 

SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, AND WAS ACCEPTED TO HARVARD AND YALE BUT CHOSE TO GO TO UCLA BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO STAY CLOSE TO HER FAMILY. 

SHE EARNED A BACHELORS IN NEUROSCIENCE, HEBREW STUDIES, AND JEWISH STUDIES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

SHE THEN WENT ON TO GET HER DOCTORATE AND A Ph.D. IN NEUROSCIENCE, WHILE BALANCING AN ACTING CAREER AND MOTHERHOOD.

SHE HAS BEEN THE BUTT OF SO MANY FASHION JOKES AND ANTI-SEMETIC JOKES IN HOLLYWOOD. WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER AS AMY, THEY RIDICULED HER ONLINE. 

BUT SHE STUCK WITH IT. BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON AND IS HAVING NONE OF THIS “WOMEN CAN’T BE SUCCESSFUL AND SMART BULLSHIT. 

SHE IS ALSO A NOW-SINGLE MOM OF TWO BOYS. AND STILL KEEPS HER CAREERS (YES THAT’S FUCKING PLURAL) ACTIVE.

BUT YET, PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK HER STUPID FUCKING SEXIST QUESTIONS THAT THEY WOULD NEVER GIVE, SAY, JIM PARSONS OR JOHNNY GALECKI. 

MAYIM BIALIK IS A FUCKING ICON. 

[fitnika]

Mayim is such a fucking badass. she came to my school to speak and she said she was literally nursing her infant while writing her dissertation for her final thesis IN NEUROSCIENCE. she also talked about how so many women in the field of science are discriminated against and how our society basically sexualizes science for no reason and that she hopes she’s a voice for female scientists everywhere. I fucking love this woman

[x-menunited]

[marxisforbros]

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

[theboylondon]

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

[sun-spiral-deactivated20210109]

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

[mangonetics]

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

what armour r u wearing

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

wait

[polysensates-deactivated2015080]

Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.

[lolfunnyhumor]

[lolfunnyhumor]

[dickdjames]

What if instead of “fuck yeah” people said “fuck yup”

[stability]

[willygurl68]

He could’ve just politely refused.

[buffy-sainte-marie]

Buffy breast feeds Cody on Sesame Street (x)

[amaditalks]

This was 1976. Big Bird understood and was wholly accepting and empathetic toward Buffy breastfeeding in public, and Big Bird is meant to be the equivalent of a preschool aged child, but every single day on social media, adults exclaim disgust toward breastfeeding in public and misogyny at the parents who do so. People, you’re less evolved than

Big Bird was 38 years ago. Grow the hell up.

[smallworldofbigal]

holy shit.  I had NO idea Sesame Street covered this topic.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

And Buffy was Native American. And she breastfed. In front of muppets and children. No one died.

[catasters]

[neithereasonnorhyme-blog]

Now this is quality content

[souryellows]

when i was in like third grade i went to this science camp and one night at campfire they told us a story about a ufo crashing into a lake nearby and then later in the middle of the night they woke us all up and told us the aliens were back and this time they’d laid eggs in the woods !! it was our duty to arm ourselves and go destroy the eggs, so we armored up in tinfoil and shaving cream ( ????? ) and marched into the woods ready to save the planet. the ‘eggs’ were whole watermelons hidden around the camp and we had to smash them open on trees and rocks and eat the alien fetus/watermelon goo as fast as possible. i cannot emphasis enough the raw joy of digging into a watermelon with your bare hands and stuffing it into your face in the middle of the night in the woods, barely taking time to chew so that you can save the planet from hostile aliens, and i think i became the person i am because of that night.

[bogleech]

me as a camp councelor

[transselkie]

I can not stress this enough but, what the fuck.

[unalike]

[trekupmysleeve]

Meg: calling men out on their bullshit since 700 BC.

[tachonis]

#can we talk about sassy Hercules in the first gif?

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

[neithereasonnorhyme-blog]

Me: -has read all 13 of the Series of Unfortunate Events books and therefore should have a semi if not extensive knowledge of the plot

Netflix: -reveals plot point

Me: HOLY SHIT!1!!1!1

[elegantbuffalo]

Ontario-based photographer Michael Davies timed this impressive shot of his friend Markus hurling a thermos of hot tea through the air yesterday in -40°C weather near Pangnirtung in Canada’s High Arctic.

[zooophagous]

the most elegant ‘fuck winter’ I’ve ever seen

[thepigeongazette]

cameo by Stan Lee