House, M.D. Season 2 Starters
“I’m a lawyer, you’re a jerk. There’s going to be some overlap.”
“Only I get to play with the markers.”
“When a good person dies, there should be an impact on the world. Somebody should notice.”
“Whoa, you’re letting me touch the markers?”
“This is exactly why you can’t touch my markers.”
“I can be a jerk to people I haven’t slept with. I’m that good.”
“Every minute we refuse to love each other, a puppy cries another tear.”
“Is there a light somewhere that turns on when I have food?”
“Oh, I get some ‘some’ all the time. That’s why I always have to borrow some money.”
“It’s not what you think. I know it looks like we’re washing dishes, but, really, we’re having sex.”
“A threesome every seven or so years could actually help a marriage.”
“You know, relative to its size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal.”
“Yeah, I want to save them. I’m morally bankrupt.”
“It’s a drag watching porn on VHS.”
“They could build monuments to your self-centeredness.”
“Ideas aren’t soda cans; recycling sucks.”
“I’m twice your size. Get your hands off me.”
“I need you to live because I wanna see you suffer.”
“Your nostrils flare when you’re asleep.”
“You substitute your own rule for society’s. And it’s a nice, simple rule: tell the blunt, honest truth in the starkest, darkest way. And what will be, will be. What will be, should be.”
“People aren’t tactful or polite just because it’s nice. They do it because they’ve got an ounce of humility.”
“You think that the only truth that matters is the truth that can be measured. Good intentions don’t count. What’s in your heart doesn’t count.”
“A man’s life can be measured by how many tears are shed when he dies.”
“Did you really think that your life’s purpose was to sacrifice yourself and get nothing in return?”
“You turn the one decent thing in your life and you taint it, strip it of all meaning. You’re miserable for nothing. I don’t know why you’d want to live.”
“Information is in capable of harm in and of itself. Ideas are neither good nor bad. Only actions cause harm.”
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