Nekoma Line

Credit to @nekoma_line__, @nekoma_line and @nekoma_haikyu.

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Taketora: there is no such thing in the world that has no value, right? For instance, I should cost around 2 yen. Kenma: maybe you should have more confidence…? Taketora: I should cost about 20 thousand yen! Kenma: now you’re overdoing it Taketora:

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Taketora: it was during class in first year. Kenma suddenly raised his hand. “Excuse me…” “Yes, Kozume-kun” “…there’s a cat” And indeed there was a cat in the classroom. It’s still a mystery to why nobody noticed the cat, but everyone laughed. It was super surreal.

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Taketora: I have an extra maths class with Fukunaga. The teacher said “it’s ok if you work together with a friend”, and Fukunaga, who was sitting next to me, muttered, “fri…en…ds?” Like, dude, are you a robot discovering its heart?

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Kuroo: Happiness is like a cat. It suddenly turns up on your knees. Kai: but it’s very moody and has a short life span. You also have to keep an eye on it so it doesn’t run away.

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Yaku: one day, I conveniently put a memo I wrote to Kuroo’s mum in his empty lunchbox: “Dear mum, thank you for making me lunch boxes for all this time. But recently, there’s no fish (my favourite) so i’m a bit lonely.” The next day, I asked, “is there fish in your lunchbox?” and he said, “how do you know?” Lmao

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Kuroo: kenma didn’t arrive at the meeting point so I called him. He said, “Ah, I was about to set off just now, but there’s a cat at my door” “Oh, don’t worry. No rush.” was the only thing I could say… Thanks to Lord Stray Cat the suffering of having to wait was indirectly inflicted on me.

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Kuroo: my most serious fight with Yaku was, amidst our arguing came “what disney character do you like!?” so I said “Pooh-san”. “You bastard like Pooh-san but Pooh-san hates you!!” And this sudden insult to the friendliness of Pooh-san was the entire fight.

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Yaku: so this is what happened in the clubroom… “Shibayama: inuoka-kun, you know what? Inuoka: what? Shibayama: lemon seems quite sour! Inuoka: really? Yuuki talks about such interesting things!” Anyone, please, tell me what’s so interesting.

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Kenma: Kuro and Yaku-san were arguing, and Yaku-san boomed, “let’s go outside and fight!” Kuro then said, “very well!” and once he walked out, Yaku-san closed the door from within and locked it. Kuro’s shouting of “HEY!! Let me in!!” is still echoing in my ear. Haiba: (was that why Kuro-san was sitting on the ground outside…)

(*) the kind of sitting Lev specified is when you curl up upon yourself by hugging your knees.

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Kuroo: when i was investigating from which angle in the mirror i seem to be a hot guy, kenma said, “you’re least disgusting when looked from behind”

[casanovakevin]

oh my god this post

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I need this in my life when I cosplay I am soooo using these

That's amazing, friend! Will you tag nekomaline if you're posting any photos? Mod will be more than happy to share it here. >:D

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uhh im just wondering what exactly is nekoma line?? is it canon or fanmade?? thank you!!

Heyo! They are headcannons by Japanese fans, and they are posted by twitter bots (posts are generated by a machine, and the account is not run by a mod). I thought it might be a good idea to translate and share them in English. Hope that helps!

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Haiba: “you know how when you’re about to kiss, your partner closes their eyes? Wait and hold. So naturally they’ll go ‘hm?’ and open their eyes, right? Ok, that’s the right timing to go” is what Kuro-san taught me, so I think I'll give it a try!

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Kuroo: I’m in love ♪ Kai: maybe ♪ Yaku: but it’s not with you ♪

(*) the original lyrics come from YUI’s CHE.R.RY, but Yaku changed the third line from “have you not noticed?” to “but it’s not with you”. The two sound quite similar in Japanese.

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[the 3rd years’ answers to a girl asking “why is sunset red?”] Kuroo: it’s blushing because you’re too cute Kai: the refraction of light Yaku: its fighting spirit

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Haiba: Kuro-san, Kenma-san’s saying “I wanna die”. Is he ok? Kuroo: ah, that translates into something like “i wanna stop everything i have to do at the moment and play games. I wanna escape reality and spend days in the kotatsu”, so don’t worry too much