MINSEOK'S ARMS

I change my tumblr colour like Yoongi changes his hair. Interests: numerology, crystals; languages, libraries; VOCALOID and UTAU; Hufflepuff, fanfiction

[megaceros]

🐌 we’ll get there  🐌

[helly-watermelonsmellinfellon]

OMG! 420! XD

[X]

[nekuroshinjitsu]

I resonate so much with these! One of mine is There, Their and They're, which I suppose includes Your and You're. Personally, this drives me up the wall even if I've somewhat developed a tolerance to it.

[noneeyewithleftyork]

THERE’S A GUY SCALING THE TRUMP TOWER IN NYC WITH GIANT SUCTION CUPS LIKE A MISSION IMPOSSIBLE STUNT AND IM LAUGHING

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: OKAY SO police are all over and they sent a window washer platform down from the top of the building but it was too far above him so then sent it back up and police just shattered a window slightly above him to try to get him and now he’s moving away from the hole in the window and continuing up he’s been climbing for like an hour now and they cant figure out how to get him down this is so incredible

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: LOOK AT HIM GO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just inflated a giant inflatable on 56th street a third of nyc is in gridlock bc of this guy climbing the trump tower i cannOT BELIEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: he’s on the 18th floor this so surreal

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: we’re approaching hour 2 of the climb and since the last update he’s made it up at least another 3 floors

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE:  SOMEONE TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM FROM INSIDE THE TOWER

A HERO

[noneeyewithleftyork]

update: apparently his name is steve and he’s from virginia

ASCEND, STEVE

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: they just used suction cups to pull two panes of glass into the building a few floors above him

you know what they always say. you cant fight fire with fire, but you should always fight suction cups with suction cups

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: HE’S TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM THEM STILL IM CRYING WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK IS 2016????

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: he keeps trying to move around all the police forces. theres a removed window with officers above him, another one on the right-facing wall beside that, and a scaffolding/window-washing bucket and theyre tryING TO SHOW THE NEWS BUT CLEARLY SPIDER-MAN IS MORE IMPORTANT

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE; theyve offered him a line in. he rejects it moves away from the line. we are at the two and a half hour mark. he is on floor 22. he continues to ascend. 

[noneeyewithleftyork]

UPDATE: THEY GOT HIM I REPEAT THEY GOT HIM

THEYRE TRYING TO GET THE SUCTION CUPS OFF

THE ASCENT IS COMPLETE. 

[get-inner-peace]

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[jung-koook]

cute and handsome ♡

[nekuroshinjitsu]

🐰🐰🐰

[positivelypastelpink]

[darthchen]

kim jongdae aka darth chen // vogue dec 2015

[nekuroshinjitsu]

Oh. This is what I never knew I needed in my life. Until now. Thank you OP!

[dayafterdae]

EXO- M(onster)

[kimjongdaesthickdick]

Ugh I’m such trash for chenlay at the moment because love. Let’s go for chenlay and praise. Ye I know it’s soft but Lay deserves it ok????

It’s ok Anon–between us? I, too, have a giant gross soft spot for chenlay.

‘Fuck, ge, you feel so good. Always feel so good.’

‘More, Jongdae-ah.’

‘Our sweet Yixing, being so successful and talented, working so hard. Flying all over the world looking fucking hot. God! You’re so fucking handsome. 

‘’M’close, please.’

‘But then you come home, let me get my mouth and hands on your perfect body, show you how proud of you I am. So, so proud.’

‘Please!’

‘I’m so lucky I get to make you feel good. Show me ge, show me how good you feel. I want to see it.’ 

‘Jongdae!’

‘Yes, you’re so good for me, so gorgeous like this.’

—

‘You’re too much Chenchen.’ 

‘Were you even listening? You’re too much.’

Send a ship & a kink for some dirty talk/dialogue

[daily-ace]

I made some pride pastel girls!

[kimjongdaesthickdick]

ayeee fem!xiuchen pegging

I love pegging a hell of a lot so thanks for this Anon.

‘Noona,’ Jongdae whined, twisting his hands in the sheet by his head, and trying to subtly ride down on the long, purple silicone cock splitting him open over and over. He was seconds from coming all over himself, untouched, for the first time in his life, and he was fucking losing his mind.

‘Yes Jongdae-ah?’ Minseok asked, biting her lip and quirking her brow expectantly at him. ‘Tell me how much you love my cock and maybe I’ll let you come for me.’

Send a Ship + a Kink for a Five Sentence Fic

[fychen]

© 너를 사랑해 마지아니하다 ↳ do not edit or remove the logo.

[fuckyeah-exoarmpithair]

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[demondae]

fall (cr.)

[kimjongdaesthickdick]

if you're still taking 5 sentence fic asks, i'd like some top!seok/powerbottom!dae with dirty nicknames, please ^^ <3

‘Fuck me for real hyung’, Jongdae demanded. ‘Come on, give me your dick.’

Jongdae’s hole flexed in anticipation—gaping and empty, shining with lube—and when Minseok pushed inside, Jongdae was hot and slick and tight around him.

Jongdae was gorgeous like this, flushed and whining, so Minseok grinned and murmured, ‘You feel so fucking good Chenchen. My pretty, slutty wife.’

[mainvisuals]

i can’t be the only one that immediately thought of this

[kimjongdaesthickdick]

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