Neldeen

[theedorksinlove]

HANNIBAL S4 PLEASEEEEEEE IM STILL HOLDING OUT HOPE 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

[honeygrahambitch]

Wait what.

[moth-sapphic]

Bilbo's been living in Erebor for a few years as the king's consort when he gets word from the shire that a little baby hobbit has been entrusted into his care and can you come pick up your baby cousin please so Bilbo and Thorin make the journey to Bag-end to collect little Frodo, but for various reasons (probably safety/general dwarf secrecy idk) they don't tell anyone other than Balin the reason for their journey

All this to say can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Bilbo and Thorin mysteriously disappear for months and then return with a hobbit baby with blue eyes and dark wavy hair

[sapphoismymuse]

sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”

sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes

sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”

[klngfili]

lord of the rings bigatures my beloved

[themoonstonechronicler]

"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo

bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*

sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.

[overthinkinglotr]

Me trying to flirt: would you like to watch The Lord of the Rings (extended editions)

[dry-gold]

Hey in middle earth is there any ecological consequences for those big fuckin eagles

[astercrash]

Goblins and hobbits both make their homes underground

[cool-bacon-dude]

Funniest answer for why gandalf didnt use eagles to carry the hobbits to mordor

[postsforposting]

implies there's goth hobbits wearing those anti-coyote spike suits for toy dogs, not for their own safety but because if the hobbits go to war to avenge a chewed up cousin the eagles would cease to exist.

and because goth fashion is considered sufficient adventure without having to leave home.

[reptiliannastyboy]

here have this grond meme that my partner made

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

GROND!

[empanadazul]

GROND!

[pigeon-princess]

Some unexpected heroes

[pyxiscowboy]

sam’s reveal at the end makes this a thousand times funnier

[vanyamire]

some quick lotr studies :]

prints

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[thegorgonist]

The Fellowship When I was a kid, my folks basically told me I was a hobbit. I cherish the memory of them reading all these books to me--and I turned around and read them to my little siblings and eventually to my partner! I've drawn and painted a lot for The Hobbit but never The Lord of the Rings, and this ECCC seemed like the right time to debut one!

[fantasychica37]

Aww I love this all their facial expressions!!!!How Legolas is looking down at Gimil and Gimli's looking up at Legolas and Sam caring for Frodo

[kiis1k]

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Nothing wrong with a mid-quest-hot-spring-nap with the bros after sprinting like 7 consecutive marathons 🤍🤍

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[horreurscopes]

what they don't tell you is that after you turn 30 you have ocasional but powerful bouts of home ownership fever, which is like baby fever but instead of randomly really wanting a baby you go on zillow and look at modest properties you will nonetheless never be able to afford. and then it passes and you're like wtf was that about. yay time for another $6 coffee to stave off the dread

[stars-bean]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[animentality]