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[stevebottoms]

Dean O'Gorman in the DVD extras of DOS.

[nowitsaparty]

livingmeatloaf asked: cliché kiss in the rain!! dramatic lighting, high emotion, dwarves. Perfect.

Anonymous asked: Nwalin on the nose or eyelids, as kiss prompts? Or anything that involves beards XD.

All. Of. The. Above. Please.

[nowitsaparty]

captions, anyone?? I came up with a bunch, 99.99% of which are inappropriate innuendos umm 

[redrageoused]

age gap yuriiii happy pride everyone :)))

prints :)

[tealightdraws]

The sight of you is more precious to me than starlight

[poltergoast]

krbk gift for da goat @arie-zzz ❤️

[frog-thief]

hobbits and dwarves

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[sp1ritb0x]

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[aeiou142857]

Elvenking and King under the Mountain

[mo0nbugs]

In a lot of folklore, faries are hurt by or reppeled by iron

Concept:

Due to Bilbos' fae heritage, he's allergic to iron.

He would say it irritates his skin, but truthfully, it burns him. Even small brushes against the metal make it look like he was burned by a hot brand for days.

He obviously doesn't think to bring it up with anyone. It didn't seem important until Thorin's hand gently brushed the back of his, and Bilbo pulled back with a hiss.

Thorin stared wide-eyed (and a little heartbroken) for a second until he spotted the strip of red skin Bilbo was trying to hide.

"You're hurt, when did that happen?" Thorin went to take the hobbits hand for a better look, but Bilbo skittered back in a slight panic.

"Ah no it-It..well I think it was your ring," Bilbo said.

"My ring?"

Bilbo revealed the small rectangular burn on the back of his freckled hand and Thorin had to bite back a gasp.

"I'm allergic to iron you see, it ma-"

Before Bilbo could even finish the sentence, Thorin had wrenched his ring off his finger and thrown it with all his might into the forest.

Bilbo couldn't quite find his words for a few minutes as he stared slack jawed in the direction the ring had vanished into.

Thorin had just thrown off his ring. Thrown it. His ring he had worn every day Bilbo had known the dwarf. He just threw it into some bushes and would likely never see hide or hair of it again.

Because it had hurt him.

[whoreiorcats]

People are too focused on making McKay the “man” of the relationship because wdym she’s the sugar daddy??? Eileen Shamsi’s Amex card is getting a WORK OUT whenever they go out do NOTTT get it twisted

[nonbinarythorin]

every song is about them

[calaverna]

I see you acting back there [2/?]

Dwarves + setting the table

[belalubroski]

my fav part of the Hobbit is when Bilbo woke up after getting his head bonked with a rock and realized that the Durins dying was a fever dream and all three of them are standing next to him with some cuts and bruises and Kili and Fili are like "damn Bilbo that battle was crazy I can't believe you missed half of it" and Thorin is like "I have brought you a gift of apology" and drops Azog's head in his lap

[edwarbteach]

JUNE THE THIRD, AN EXCELLENT DAY!

[moth-sapphic]

listen as much as I like Dis being depicted as The Perfect Mother I also think we need to switch it up every now and then and give Fili mummy issues because Dis clearly has a favourite and it's not you blondie

[moth-sapphic]

actually let's give Fili mummy AND daddy issues because mum likes your brother more, your dad's dead (?) and your uncle/substitute dad/the guy who you are modelling yourself as a leader off of went crazy and violently grabbed you after you refused to help murder his situationship - possibly because he was so nuts at that point that he didn't recognise you! :))

[moth-sapphic]

listen as much as I like Dis being depicted as The Perfect Mother I also think we need to switch it up every now and then and give Fili mummy issues because Dis clearly has a favourite and it's not you blondie