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star wars characters as john mulaney quotes

anakin: when my wife walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. she’s my hero. when i walk down the street, i need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. it’s exhausting.

padme: you have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

obi wan: i’ll keep all my emotions right here. and then one day, i’ll die.

palpatine: and then i said “no.” you know, like a liar.

leia: some people give off a vibe of, right away, they’re like, “do not fuck with me.”

luke: my vibe is more like “hey, you could pour soup in my lap and i’d probably apologize to you.”

han: they’re like, “does that work?” i’m like, “it didn’t NOT work.”

lando: hi, i’m very gay and i’d like a few dollars.

rey: i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i’m under.

finn: you know those days where you’re like, “this might as well happen”?

poe: i don’t care for these new nazis and you may quote me on that.

kylo: when i’m walking down the street, no one’s ever like, “hey! look at that man!” i think they’re just like, “whoa, that tall child looks terrible! get some rest, tall child!”

rose: i try to stay optimistic, even though i must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

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c-3po: I’m probably gay, based on the way I act and behave.

r2-d2: Eat ass, suck a dick, sell drugs.

bb-8: “FUCK DA POLICE! FUCK DA POLICE!”

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…You do realize this is because Apple actively prevents messaging from working properly with Android phones by closing off their messaging standards. Apple makes this happen on purpose so that people think less of Android phones.