writes most and best when people snark at her

[mylittleredgirl]

rewatched the beginning of sgwun in honor of the 25th and it's so funny to me how general hammond is kind of a dick for 1.5 episodes exactly, and then is like actually. i can't maintain this fiction. if you are in my field of view and don't work for the pentagon you are a member of my family. i will raise you and cherish you and occasionally shake my head at you in benign disappointment for your antics. your presence is both requested and required at the barbecue this saturday, do not be late. and they're all like …??? for exactly three hours before volunteering to bring the potato salad

[drst]

Ok but "How about you go where I tell you?" Is one of his best lines.

[nellie-oleson]

accurate

[mrv3000]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Title: A Basic Lesson in Safety Fandom: Star Wars - Obi-Wan Kenobi Rated: General Audiences Category: Gen Relationships: Obi-Wan & Qui-Gon Words: 2,383 Genre: Episode Tag

A few topics come up while Qui-Gon leads Obi-Wan to his new home, and the Padawan still has a lot to learn.

•

"'Here and now' hardly matters when you're traveling through the… What is this place called?"

"Jundland Wastes." Obi-Wan looked around, squinting against the bright sand. "You not knowing that makes me deeply afraid to ask if we're nearing our destination."

"Did you just ask me if we're there yet?" Qui-Gon replied with more than a small gleam in his eyes.

[nellie-oleson]

Not in the star wars fandom, but i am in the @mrv3000 fandom.

So i'm sure this fic is awesome.

[mylittleredgirl]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fic: Erasers on Pencils by mylittleredgirl Fandom: Stargate SG-1 Pairing: mini!otp (Clone Jack O'Neill / Clone Sam Carter) Rating: M Summary: Five times Sam Carter's teenage clone misses school. Cover art by @anretc 💕

[nellie-oleson]

*screams loudly*

[fellshish]

@ fic authors what do you personally consider a successful fic? What’s the bar?

[sherl-grey]

actually writing the fic down

[deactivated-blog]

XTreme Origami by NellieOleson

[nellie-oleson]

@bluejellokawhoosh is the best

[deactivated-blog]

Whatever Comes Our Way by NellieOleson

[nellie-oleson]

this is amazing. that's exactly the chair i pictured jack in.

[deactivated-blog]

Under Cold Blue Stars by NellieOleson

[nellie-oleson]

omg

who let me write this

:rollercoaster:

[deactivated-blog]

The Magic Penis Saga by NellieOleson

[nellie-oleson]

amazing

[annerb-fic]

Is there anything in particular that you love to read in fic, but don't want to write yourself? Or the other way around?

Hmmmm. For a long time it was smut. I liked reading it, but I hated to/never wrote it. (I wonder if I still have that conversation saved somewhere @holdouttrout where we were both like, 'we will NEVER write smut EVER OMG.' ahahahahahahahaah)

I suppose as far as anything else goes, there are things that I love to read but I don't think are in my wheelhouse for writing? Like, I don't do a lot of fluff, but I love reading fluff! Or canon kind of fill in stuff, when I mostly write AUs?

[nellie-oleson]

lol

[pepperf]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: The Umbrella Academy (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Lila Pitts Characters: Lila Pitts, Diego Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Vanya Hargreeves, The Handler (Umbrella Academy) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Alternate Universe - Dungeons & Dragons Summary:

Lila never really meant to fall in with the half-elf she met in a prison cell - but beggars can’t be choosers, and a temporary alliance isn’t the worst idea she’s ever had. Besides, underneath all the mud and that straggly beard, he’s not unattractive…

Diego has been on his own for a long time, and it’s fine, mostly, he gets himself out of the trouble he seems to naturally fall into - but a partnership with the sharp, mischievous, mysterious woman who came up with the plan to break them out of jail? Well, that’s definitely a better option - and not just because she’s pretty…

[nellie-oleson]

idk what's going on here but i <3 @pepperf

[geneeste]

Okay so I have recently had my heart broken by Forfeit. So I would like you to please explain yourself per the Fanfic Asks post, questions E & J. And also, for fun: I, N & V. (And not really as an aside, but definitely as an aside, Forfeit is really freaking amazing and this is from someone who absolutely NEVER reads major character death.)

MY FRIEND. It has been a...super long time, but I can finally answer the meat of this ask.

You asked J: Write or describe an alternative ending to Forfeit.

Here you go. <3

reclaim (the destiny rules remix) (on AO3)

[nellie-oleson]

woot

[mrv3000]

Seeing that tweet from woodface, I really appreciate the continuity of “Send Michelle dachshund things” between LJ and Tumblr over like 1.5 decades. Gotta love the fandom old folks’ home.

It's the best! I love that there are some things that have to be explained by starting out "well you see, a couple of decades ago..."

[ekjohnston]

It's a lovely club.

[nellie-oleson]

omg

i think of @mrv3000 and @nandamai every time i see a wiener dog

[mylittleredgirl]

i propose the concept of a common law ship. if they eyefuck for seven years they’re married, no canon confirmation needed.

[nellie-oleson]

Yes. this is now law.

[captain-sassy-socks]

[mylittleredgirl]

idea: a scavenger hunt ficathon

- go to your local hardware store and pick up the first paint sample card you see that someone left out. the bougie designer names of those colors are now your fic prompts for the week

- first abandoned piece of paper you find after leaving your house in the morning (usually a receipt or grocery list), find something on it to prompt your fic

- the type of business featured in the next local ad you see is now the setting of your fic (i expect lots of “meet cute at car dealership”/real estate salesman au’s)

there must be so many more and it would probably lend itself even better to fanart. just like going on weird artsy kid excursions and also getting randomly chaotic fic. has this been done?

[nellie-oleson]

i miss ficathons.

[annerb-fic]

Weird. I totally had a String Theory dream last night, I am pretty sure. Haven't thought about those characters in a while!

[annerb-fic]

Uhhh...and just realized someone left a comment on that story last night. First comment in ages. Lol.

[nellie-oleson]

O.O

[samanthamulder]

You’ve never hit a baseball, have you, Scully?

[nellie-oleson]

epic