Nelluk.

Howdy. they/them, 35

[dawnhamburger]

Controlling burgers WITH YOUR MIND

Daily 1269

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[loveridden1999]

[important-animal-images]

[j5daigada]

put that knight in a bunny suit

commission for Tosuri

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in absence of any other details i'm gonna go ahead and state definitively and for the record that lindsey graham died because his ditzy fairy ass forgot the rule about not taking poppers on viagra and had what is known to medical science as a "Faggot's Stroke" and if his estate wants to correct that information so i can giggle about the real reason then they're welcome to call my office

[storyweavingspider]

Ok there is an actual funnier option

[blossposs]

i didn't know that about poppers and viagra thats really important information

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

oh yeah no poppers + viagra can cause fatal fluctuations in blood pressure, stay safe girls

[kaiju-z]

Glad the murderous bastard's dead. Could do without the homophobia, tho.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

yeah a trans woman using the word faggot in a context like this is really punching down on all the bisexual he/hims of the world. how can i repent

[quinnactually]

[oleskyfm]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[art-of-mtg]

Stomping Ground (Unfinity) - Bruce Brenneise

More cards with art by Bruce Brenneise on Scryfall

[anxietyproblem]

[kaijuyuri]

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid

[kaijuyuri]

my proof

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[joyflameball]

[bleaksqueak]

Happy Halloween 2024!! Sweet little Moth Witch blessings upon ye