Resident Raccoon

Don't ask why I'm in the forest so early in the morning. ((Neilya Cinders rp blog >:]))

[nelsywelsy]

SO YOU WALKED INTO THE LAIR OF THE MIGHTY RACCOON LORD?

Hihi!!! I'm Neilya Cinders! I'm your resident playful raccoon. Well, before you wonder, I am not a raccoon or animagus, per sé. My friends just keep telling me I act like one so, I just accepted my fate.

Raccoons are cute too so I don't mind.

I heard there's quite a lot of fun things happening here, I've been missing out a lot! I think while scrolling I saw Lottie show a few of her art and I saw the Freys trolling around (the nerve!)

I wonder what I can post here, maybe a few things I found in my treks in the Forest. Which isn't really a lot. I'll figure it out along the run.

Do you think there's a discourse around here for today's lesson for creatures class? Cause if so I will not shut up about the adorable Dugbog that was introduced today! Do you think when I take my nice forest walks I'll befriend one?--

Ah! Rambling, sorry. Happens a lot. Anyways, I've got my Charms Class to go to. See you around, anyone seeing this! Don't be a stranger! :D

[cathartidae]

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

[cathartidae]

ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals

[nelsywelsy]

Chomp chomp motherfuckers >:3

[praxieuser]

i want to make a super silly rp tumblr blog/acc for wilson too except i know that motherfucker and he's the type of bitch who makes and account and never uses it so now im just looking at the other sillies with the rp blogs like that one squidward meme

[dittanyhead]

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[nelsywelsy]

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[dittanyhead]

don't we have cooper here? well, not in his own blog, but he's come around here before..

[nelsywelsy]

Oh yeah. True. There was that one time. Been a while I've been 'round here that I forgot hahaha

[praxieuser]

i want to make a super silly rp tumblr blog/acc for wilson too except i know that motherfucker and he's the type of bitch who makes and account and never uses it so now im just looking at the other sillies with the rp blogs like that one squidward meme

[dittanyhead]

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[nelsywelsy]

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[nelsywelsy]

... I've just woken up to a VERY odd dream.

To start, it was basically a void (or the forest? Can't really recall.) Nothing could be seen for miles on end... Then I bumped into something-- or well, someone. And what's most odd is that someone is... me? But in a way it wasn't?

She looked pretty cool, red leather jacket and insanely sharp teeth. Sharper than mine! She seemed to float a little and act all dramatic like a certain drama king I know. We roamed around even if we didn't have any destination in mind... But apparently, for my subconscious, one 'clone' wasn't enough as another 'me' popped out of nowhere from the bushes. This one looked like she hailed from a time before the founding fathers were born and a bloody puss and boots-esque hat. Then another, and another... All different styles and tweaks. Hell, I saw a me with cool glowing highlights and gangster tattoos! My mama would never let me have those until I'm old enough. That me was pretty scary though, grouchy, and as my mama would say "May galit sa mundo." I don't want to end up like her - even if she's just a figment of my imagination.

It was both a questionable and curious ride. We chatted for a while about something I can't remember, somehow a big table of biscuits and treats showed up that I chowed down on. Strangely there was also... Rocks??? On plates??? I didn't see who wanted to eat those but best I didn't for my sanity (although I always considered how rocks and forbidden foods taste like, lucky me - whoever it is). While we were all having fun in this 'Neilya and her clones' party, some comically small cat person thing like those anime cat girls Avery (my roommate) is very keen about popped out of nowhere to shoot the rest of mes to... Raccoons?

Yes, the cat thing turned them into raccoons and held me at gunpoint demanding us to pose for a photo to a camera we cannot see! So I scooped up all of the (how many were they again... 5?) 5 raccoonified 'mes' before she decided to shoot me-- Not that I wouldn't mind imagining what life would be like as a raccoon -- and posed. I never saw the photo, which was a shame, honestly.

It's definitely a fun and... mentally questionable way for my subconscious to celebrate my birthday with me, 'oh here I conjured up clones that turned to raccoons as hostage for you as a treat.'

I'll go wash up... Hopefully this means my birthday is off to a great start.

[magic-man-elliott]

Does anyone know the difference between Colby and Fischer? I'm just curious, and I don't really hang out with them

[nelsywelsy]

Hmmm, it's mostly how they speak for me. Fish is all ruff and gruff while Colby sounds a little less. If I didn't hear their voices for a long time I wouldn't tell the difference...

I wouldn't care less, both are getting pranked tonight! (Colbs if you see this, sorry, it's all for the giggles! ʕ⁠っ⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠ʔ⁠っ)

[dittanyhead]

cute little hat. :)

[nelsywelsy]

Well look at you, Sherlock.

Nice hat 👍

[dittanyhead]

and YOU need to come back here more often, mate, you know how many times id run into raccoons tugging at my trousers and looking up at me with those questioning beady little eyes? they want their queen back.

[nelsywelsy]

Awwww they miss their biscuit benefactor 🥺 that's explains the little guy I saw in the library.

How could I, the raccoon king, forget about my subjects. Shame on me really. Excuse me, I have to apologize to my 100 children with their favorite treats and mayhem.

[dittanyhead]

cute little hat. :)

[nelsywelsy]

Well look at you, Sherlock.

Nice hat 👍

[nelsywelsy]

SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW ICE SNOW THE LAKE IS FROZEN SNOW ICE---

*ahem* Sorry, trying so hard to contain my excitement right now. Which I'm uh, failing on doing BUT C'MON! LOOK AT THE WINTER WONDERLAND--

AND RIGHT, HOGSMEADE!!! OH MY, THE LIGHTS AND THE T R E E!!! There was so much going on I just couldn't sit still!!

Sure there was that annoying pink coated lady screaming about werewolves, but that won't ever sour my mood!

The festive juices are pumping and I can't WAIT for Christmas! ✧⁠◝⁠(⁠⁰⁠▿⁠⁰⁠)⁠◜⁠✧ I just love the holiday so much, what can I say? With the holiday cheer everywhere, oh I'm growing stronger everyday like the continuous carols that keep popping around the town. >:)

Hope everyone stays cozy and snug this winter season! See ya!

[dittanyhead]

been a while! sorry i took long, i was busy enjoying myself in hogsmeade. ivy dragged me across town for some cakes and chocolate too

and then i passed by this poor sod of a puppet. related to the lil pal at the wheel, perhaps?

i could ask a certain raccoon to take it as a substitute of a punching bag.

aaannndd sera snapped a pic. embarrassing. i swear im better than this.

that aside, this path that extends out from the edge of town, near the shrieking shack — ive been seeing more and more people headed down there recently. said something about a party of sorts at a taller house far off.

what for...?

[nelsywelsy]

Well... The puppet has been good to me today but...

I'll consider it.

[nelsywelsy]

82 keys... 82 bloody keys. I only wished for the wand, but of course I had to get everything BUT that.

It lead to a series of unfortunate decisions that I admit to, but hey, I got the wand in the end and wand pretty.

Doesn't mean I'll forget the frustration I felt for rolling 82 TIMES just to get it, Mr. Puppet

There goes my weekly savings, thanks a lot you annoying piece of useless kindling...

[lapinfelicis]

Lovely Day isn't it? Name's Felice Rosales. Hufflepuff's Dueling Officer and fellow member of the magizoology club.

And just to set things straight just because I look fancy doesn't mean I'm as posh as that Vole Girl. Never like 'em flowery words or fancy airs. I'm more of a straight forward kind of bloke alright? Cheers.

[This is a roleplay account for an OC, take everything related to this blog with little to none seriousness and context of unreality]

[dittanyhead]

felice!! glad seeing you here! and here i was thinking we could use a few more braincells in this place...

[nelsywelsy]

W h a t's t h a t s u p p o s e d t o m e a n J o r d y.

I mean- Hiiii Felice!!! ^^ Welcome to the fun hell site, have a funky raccoon as my house-- er well blog warming gift :> (also probably a sorry for exploding the duelling club for the uh.... I don't even know how many times I've done that ehe)

[lapinfelicis]

Ah so I've heard about about your nursery of trash pandas Neilya though I'm a bit surprised, this one appears to be more... docile than the rest. I wonder if I'm jinxing myself on this

[nelsywelsy]

Ah don't worry, Noah's a snuggler! Barely hurts a fly unless it's feeding time. Just, uh, be careful! Those claws are adorable but still quite sharp!

[lapinfelicis]

Lovely Day isn't it? Name's Felice Rosales. Hufflepuff's Dueling Officer and fellow member of the magizoology club.

And just to set things straight just because I look fancy doesn't mean I'm as posh as that Vole Girl. Never like 'em flowery words or fancy airs. I'm more of a straight forward kind of bloke alright? Cheers.

[This is a roleplay account for an OC, take everything related to this blog with little to none seriousness and context of unreality]

[dittanyhead]

felice!! glad seeing you here! and here i was thinking we could use a few more braincells in this place...

[nelsywelsy]

W h a t's t h a t s u p p o s e d t o m e a n J o r d y.

I mean- Hiiii Felice!!! ^^ Welcome to the fun hell site, have a funky raccoon as my house-- er well blog warming gift :> (also probably a sorry for exploding the duelling club for the uh.... I don't even know how many times I've done that ehe)

[nelsywelsy]

Ugh, woke up waaay too early again. Yea I know, it's blummin 3 am. Yaaaay.

I'm blaming my daytime naps, but how can I refuse such a nice offer to doze away by the window like a cat?

Yeah I take it back, naps are fun... But still, I should be asleep...

Eh, I'll wait this out. Maybe sleep will visit again. Or maybe I'm just gonna be laying on my bed, staring off into nothing. I'm not really in the mood to sneak out and do something...

At least I can get to watch the fishies while waiting for sleep to succumb. Hm, is that shadow the squid?...

[dittanyhead]

well now i know I don't like using portkeys.

remind me to not take so many in the same duel.

[nelsywelsy]

Oh, oh no. That can be uh... An experience.

You alright now, Jordy?

[nelsywelsy]

... What did I walk in on.

Should I run--

[dittanyhead]

neilya what in bloody hell did you get into this time.

[nelsywelsy]

Some kind of raccoon meeting. I don't know, I was just walking around and then I saw this!!!

...

Do you think they'll like biscuits?

[dittanyhead]

if the next thing i hear from headmistress is the charge of a raccoon army led by a certain mx. neilya cinders, i'm not bailing you out of this.

[nelsywelsy]

Oh please, that will just be any normal Tuesday like my fire wormy and my Screwt inva-- oh I'm saying too much.

Anyways, who wouldn't want a floof attack from these cuties? I'll definitely let them in if they'll stop staring at me so cryptically.

[dittanyhead]

[The raccoons have started to rise to their hind feet.]

ain't helping you. bye.

[nelsywelsy]

OH MERLIN--

Ok so... [Backs up]

Haha... Who wants biscuits?...

[nelsywelsy]

... What did I walk in on.

Should I run--

[dittanyhead]

neilya what in bloody hell did you get into this time.

[nelsywelsy]

Some kind of raccoon meeting. I don't know, I was just walking around and then I saw this!!!

...

Do you think they'll like biscuits?

[dittanyhead]

if the next thing i hear from headmistress is the charge of a raccoon army led by a certain mx. neilya cinders, i'm not bailing you out of this.

[nelsywelsy]

Oh please, that will just be any normal Tuesday like my fire wormy and my Screwt inva-- oh I'm saying too much.

Anyways, who wouldn't want a floof attack from these cuties? I'll definitely let them in if they'll stop staring at me so cryptically.