[transsexualhamlet]

its actually such a disgrace that tolkien said yeah there is a winged vampire maia woman just lurking around middle earth and REFUSED to expand upon it even once. thank god i can always go to ao3 where i can be reassured that whoever she is she is CONSTANTLY having hot and steamy lesbian sex

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[ames-draws]

Dawn quiet

[ames-draws]

>:3

[dramatic-dolphin]

i have a banger collection of out of context reddit comments but very few of them top this one:

[nelyafinwe]

me an international lawyer trying to keep myself sane in the 21st century:

[redstonedust]

being anywhere between the age of 25 and 30 is a nonstop "oooh i got plany of time. im still a young adult. i got so much time. i can fix my life before 30. ive still got it. oooh"

[eldritchbauble]

being anywhere between the age of 30 and 45 is a nonstop "oooh i got plany of time. im still a young adult. i got so much time. i can fix my life before 45. ive still got it. oooh"

[inkbands]

Reblog if you love bread or hate the United States military industrial complex

[nelyafinwe]

oh fuck me i saw the recreation of that ai planned house remade on the sims 4 on bluesky and poster said it came from here and gave op's @ so i came here to look at the full post and apparently op is a raging transphone and zoophile i hate the fucking internet we can't have anything nice anymore

[nelyafinwe]

holy shit i logged on after i think a literal year

[nelyafinwe]

i mean i will fall asleep in like 2 mins but hey

[nelyafinwe]

holy shit i logged on after i think a literal year

[memehex]

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

[nelyafinwe]

youtube has (un)wittingly dragged me down the pipeline of uncle roger destroying people attempting to cook "asian food" (mostly jamie oliver but also that one lady that did egg fried rice on bbc and rachel ray) but holy shit whenever someone (all of them) fuck up the rice i feel it in my soul like even if the brazilian way to cook rice starts different than when SEA cooks rice damn shit you always wash that shit and most of us back in south america dont have a rice cooker but fucking hell we know how to do our rice just fine

[phantastische-illustrationen]

Map Of Middle Earth, 1969 (Barbara Remington)

[two-bees-poetry]

twenty years across the sea

[elyksina]

Sketch of my personal friend, Mr Beleg Cuthalion of the red poulaines (poulaines not pictured) once again after the mega brain design of @maironsbigboobs

[nelyafinwe]

i'm still not sure if this is because we are friends or because we are friends in the same Fucked Up Work Field but there has to be something to be said for discussing preferred methods of removing oneself from the three dimensional reality over dinner

there is also something to be said about the mental health of people that work with shit like we do though and it might be a factor to this

[nelyafinwe]

after 10 months in SEA i do believe i have found my common ground in here which is HOT POT and BBQ bc if there is one thing me as a south american and the ppl ive met here can agree on is that as long as there is meat cooking the vibes are immaculate