shitbirds

hi my name is Nena and I'm just here to scream

[deepgreensunlight]

has a man ever looked this good before ?

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

in your early 20s you are going to watch a show that got canceled after 2 seasons. it's very important that you watch this show and make complaining about it never getting the 3rd season it deserved a core piece of your personality.

[bob-belcher]

The mere sight of each other left the Pie Maker and the girl named Chuck feeling exactly like they wanted to feel: safe and warm and loved.

[nennerbean]

oh my god pushing daisies is on hbo my high school obsession with lee pace is loading once again 😩😩😩😩

[nennerbean]

ugh I haven’t been sleeping at all this week and I managed to sleep maybe 4 hours last night and was so happy but now I’m back to not being able to sleep. 3:30 and I’m up and it’s cold and I’m tired

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[nennerbean]

tomorrow's my last day of work after being here for 5 years. and i got to work today and my replacement put all my personal stuff in a box next to my desk on the floor. and i'm sure he didn't mean anything by it, but i was going to do it today and having someone else do it makes it feel like really awful lol honestly

[ceruleanheaven]

forgive me father for i have not locked in

[luainthewild]

I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again

[nennerbean]

hey siri please play “I’m still standing” by sir Elton John

[liquor]

[spidaerman]

she knows what she’s talking about 🎃🍂

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[firefox-official]

can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees

[swarnpert]

i cant believe the guy who made super size me, which was a total bullshit movie, made a second one

[swarnpert]

leave me alone

[primatene]

I always new Super Size Me was bullshit because I lived off McDoubles, Steel Reserve and LSD for months when I was 16 it was the strongest and healthiest I’ve been in my life

[voidambassador]

thanks to this being tumblr, there is no doubt in how real that statement is.

[bogleech]

Not to derail a top quality tumblr gem but this man honestly did irreversible damage to the world. I’m serious. The junk food panic set off by that single film turned into the 90s Renaissance of predatory, pseudoscientific dietary fads and an obscene public ignorance of how our bodies actually work that has only kept worsening.

[plumknodel]