bringing this back because i still think it's the funniest thing
Wilbur: Alright. Are you- Did you get elected?
Tubbo: No- (quietly) oh god... Yeah but I built the place!
Wilbur: Are you the sole leader?
Tubbo: Well, I d- I don't-
Wilbur: Tubbo. You have created an autocratic, capitalist dystopia with a social credit score, a 1% who live in golden towers, a giant corporation that controls all the other corporations-
Tubbo: No not- okay, okay, but to be fair-
Wilbur: ARE THERE UNIONS? TUBBO DO YOUR PEOPLE HAVE UNIONS?
Tubbo: YES there's unions- Look I even built union build- Okay you see this one here which is a slightly different grayer shade than all the others? That's the union building.
Wilbur: Okay? Why's there one? How many companies are there?
Tubbo, overlapping: There's one because there's only like- Three?
Wilbur: Why's there ONE union building for THREE different companies?
Tubbo: Yeah but- come on there's like 4k people that live here, max.
Tubbo: I think ONE union can handle four thousand people, right?
Tubbo: Is that not how it works, is that really bad?
Wilbur: Tubbo you've created something...
Tubbo: Oh, no there is a second union building! It's down here, oh there's two! Two unions.
Wilbur: You've created something awful.
Wilbur: Yeah. Tubbo you've- you've created something abysmal.
Ranboo (joining call): Uh oh, what did he do?
Wilbur: Oh, Ranboo, he's created an autocratic capitalist dystopia.
Ranboo: He's cr-? Ohh not again!
Wilbur: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?
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