Maymay May-chine

Dank maymays from the future. This is not a roleplay blog; please do not send memes to this blog. [This], however, is (one of) my roleplay blogs. He's a dick, but feel free to say hi.

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Symbol Starter Meme 4 Slime / Oooze / Goop Muses  💧

Send [ 💦 ] for your muse to, uhh, get a little of my muse on them... Oops.  Send [ 💧 ] for your muse to be taking a walk on a chilly day, during which they happen across my muse, who’s stuck in place because they’ve gotten frozen to the ground.    Send [ 🌑 ] to find my muse in dire need of re-hydration. They’ve gotten a bit--or perhaps very--hard / crumbly / etc.

Send [ ☊ ] for my muse to completely envelop yours with their body. 

Send [ ☋ ] for my muse to partially envelop yours with their body. 

Send [ ☖ ] for your muse to straight up just... Stick a hand into my muse’s body. Rude.

Send [ ☗ ] to try slurping my muse up with a vacuum or other, similar device. 

Send [ ❥ ] for my muse to accidentally (or on purpose) get a little bit of themselves in your muse’s food or drink.

Send [ ⛲ ] for, while our muses are baking / cooking something together, a little bit of my muse to accidentally (or on purpose) fall into the batter / dish / etc.

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Symbol Starter Memes 4 Crepe Muses 👻

Send [ ✊ ] for your muse to find mine standing at the foot of your muse’s bed, staring at them, watching them sleep. Send [ ✋ ] for your muse to find mine standing beside their bed, looming over them in the dark, closely watching them sleep.  Send [  ✌  ] for your muse to find mine staring back at them from ‘inside’ a mirror, in the place where your muse’s reflection should be. Send [ 👆 ] for your muse to suddenly find mine standing beside them. Your muse was completely alone just a second ago, so where the hell did they come from?   Send [ 👇 ] if your muse is playing with an ouija board, so mine can spell out a message for them. Send [ 👈 ] if you want your muse to come across a grisly scene. Perhaps it’s a prank--or perhaps not--regardless, my muse seems to have met an unfortunate, messy, accident. Send [ 👉 ] for your muse to find my muse staring at yours from just outside the near-by window. The second (or third, fourth, etc) story window, mind you. Send [ 👊 ] for my muse to hijack your muse’s computer (or tablet, phone, etc), open a word application, and type them a message.  

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Send 🍅 to come across my muse while they’re stuck in a pillory in ye olde town square.

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Send ➤➖❥ to hit my muse with a Cupid’s arrow. They’ll end up falling head over heels for the next person in their inbox.

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Send  😁 to give my muse a “virus.” I will roll a random number to see which one my muse gets.

𝟙 Metalosis Maligna      Wherein one’s body begins to be hollowed out and devoured by metal growths. This can be due to nanites gone wrong, or an alien contagion, or... Anyway, to see it in action, YouTube it. 𝟚 Salt Plague       The virus feeds on the salt in its host's body. The host eventually loses their humanity and becomes violently hungry, seeking the salty blood of others. The plague is spread by its victim's bites. 𝟛 The Maverick Virus      You know, that horrible virus from the Mega Man X series. One begins to consider humans (or if you’re a human, some other species) to be inferior and worthy of nothing but contempt and death. 𝟜 The Bloodfire Virus      It causes the symptoms usually associated with vampirism, photosensitivity and invincibility. It can also  cause extreme mutations. 𝟝 Cooties      An invisible germ, bug, or microscopic monster, transferred by skin to skin contact, usually with a member of the opposite sex. In this case, they may or may not eat your flesh. Slowly. 𝟞 Descolada    A quasi-conscious self-modifying organism capable of infecting any form of life. "Descolada" is also the Portuguese word for "unglued". It breaks the link of the DNA double helix (ungluing it) and induces mutations.  𝟟 The Flare     A highly contagious virus that infects the brain of its host, turning them into crazed, blood-thirsty cannibals. 𝟠 Hawaiian Cat Flu Virus      Symptoms include a "voracious" appetite, a craving for Hawaiian food, listlessness, crankiness, and a compulsion to wear Hawaiian shirts and hula dance. 𝟡 Ratititis     Contracted by eating red licorice, it causes a rat’s tail to burst from one’s buttocks and causes their teeth to turn into rat fangs.

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Send 📖 to steal my muse's diary.

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Send 🐢 to run at my muse with a snapper turtle.

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Send 🎪 to be sent to the Clown Timeline with my muse.

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Is my muse’s constant blabbering bugging the utter heck out of yours? Then send 😶 to completely remove my muse’s mouth for a day. 

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Send 👔 to see if my muse wants to buy some propane and propane accessories.

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Send 𝕸 to bless my muse with the Meme Virus, where they will only be able to talk in memes and meme references.

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Send 𝐌 to bequeath upon my muse the Maverick Virus.

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Send 𝐋 to give my muse ligma.

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Send ⚭ for our muses to be turned into anthropomorphized cells and placed into a body.

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Send 👶 if you want your muse to walk in on my muse while they`re dressed up like a giant toddler for some hitherto unknown reason.

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Send 🌵 to push my muse into a cactus.

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Send 👨 if your muse had to do it to ‘em.