neo's archives

abandon all hope ye who enter here

[maxxie-or-smth]

goddddd and i just UGH but also UGHHHHH and aughhhh.... oughhhhhhhhh...... ACK !!! and.... aghhhhhhhh. ughhhhh ! UGH !!!!! and i can't even because AGHHHHHHH. UGHHH

[rivalhughs]

ben doyle indigestion warrior

[punkprophets]

My role at the function is to lean on the table and look like a dying dog to bring the mood down of everyone else present

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[finalgirlguy]

killer whales

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[fishgummy]

new eevee evolution called ibuprofeon

[psychedelic-lemur]

[neoblogisme]

[neoblogisme]

I BEAT THE STEREOTYPE (made out to car seat headrest)

[neoblogisme]

my friends made me a binary code cake inspired by the matrix (my name is Neo) so I could, and I quote, "destroy the binary" 🔪 🥹

[neoblogisme]

It's because you're always on that damn quest

[jojotier]

guess who just got ✨dommed by the narrative✨✨✨

[jojotier]

DOOMED I MEANT DOOMED

[neoblogisme]

What if... you never lifted your voice... you never raised your hand... you never showed me your inhuman... you understand...

[fiollaigean]

in the club saying shit like oughtn't to

[memorycycle]

man what time is it im about to just clock out and go home rn lol *checks my phone* *the clock is scrolling thru time at like 999x speed* *i look around and everythings turning to sand and dust*

[misfiledstatements]

the magnus protocol explores some of the most gruesome and bone-chilling horror concepts such as what if you received an email